Tuesday, November 23, 2004

went for training yesterday.. saw a lot of ppl... so many ppl asked me these two questions.. "why u so black?" and "u cut ur hair huh?".. so many tht i decided to come up wif the 10 most stupid answers for both questions.. here goes..

Question:
Why u so black?

Answers:
1. Batman possessed me...
2. I played wif black paint this morning and forgot to bathe b4 coming...
3. You forgot to on the lights..
4. My body decided to grow into my favourite colour..
5. I am starring in the old movie Hei Mei Gui -.-"
6. I am decomposing...
7. My little brother was doing his art piece when he accidentally sticked pieces of black construction papers all over my body -.-
8. I was electricuited..
9. I was killed and reborn in Ethopia..
10. I am posing as a spoiled lung to warn all the smokers.. see i so noble.. hahaZ

---lol.. this is lame..---

Question:
U cut ur hair huh?

Answers:
1. No, Batman cut it when he possessed me..
2. No, it's autumn, I'm shedding..
3. No, my hair cut me.. -.-
4. My hair migrated to another head becuz I'm abused them -.-"
5. I din cut it, the hairdresser did... *raise hands... innocent look*
6. My hair fell and broke.. -.-"
7. No, it disappeared overnight.. i wonder who did it..
8. I donated some to Mr Tok..
9. I was attacked by an Osama bombing.. I escaped but my hair din.. boohoo.. *sniff*
10. Yar.. but i din mean it, realli.. It was accidental.. Please dun put me to jail... ahHhHhH

hahaZ.. byeZ..