Wednesday, January 31, 2007
♥ The Longest word

Cetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl-
phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl-
aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl-
threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl-
glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl-
glutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyl-
tryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalyl-
arginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl-
arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucyl-
threonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonyl-
arginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl-
asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamyl-
threonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartyl-
alanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucyl-
asparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycyl-
threonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl-
phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophyl-
threonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine is the longest word in any English dictionary. A chemical name.

Serious, I'm not joking.

I know you still think I'm joking, since I'm always talking cock at my blog and than laughing at you for believing me. But this is really true.

Source

Told you I'm not joking. :D gillian memorise that since you're so crazy over Chemistry.

Anyway, the reason why I went to search for the longest word is because I've nothing to do. I'm not really deprived of tutorials to do because I haven't finished my Chemistry Redox tutorial and the Maths tutorial 2C. But then I've decided to not be so nerd today and just stick to reading storybooks instead of consistent mugging. I'm getting scared that I'll turn into a mug one day and start holding water.

(That was supposed to be a joke, so you were supposed to laugh. It's not too late now.)

And there really is nothing much to do at home except to sleep, which I will in another 20 minutes time. Tomorrow's a longggggg day, with Econs and Maths tutorials. Zzz. I hate dislike the tutors. But I'll try to like them so that I'll like the subject more. (Can you believe it, my favourite subject right now is actually Chemistry. Yes, Priscilla, Chemistry. Aren't you proud of me.)

Uhhhhh. I don't know what to say already.

Oh, Chunying wants me to tell you to tell anyone so that anyone can tell Soonkiat that she misses him so much she wants to throw him into the soup.

Eh?

-.-

Ignore what I said because I've no idea what I was talking about too.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I feel kind of mean sometimes when I dislike someone so much. Not Haobo lah, that one is an universally recognised fact. I meant, uh, nevermind.

And I currently have THREE more i@fun coupons to sell because Chingwen and Weilong back out at the last minute saying they don't want to friend me because I don't want to play Mahjong with them at 11pm at night. (The next day is a school day okay, and they wanted to play at my house, which means no sleep throughout the night.) I almost said yes but then... I'm a nerd now.

Ah heck, I'll call them over for Mahjong later. :D

-.-

No!

(starts engaging in internal monologue)

Mahjong lehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don't you miss those tiles.......

Yes but what about sleeping early?! It's a long day tomorrow...

But you have a long weekend to sleep after that!

A weekend is never long... I just get an extra Friday off from school, that's all.

But...

No! I must hold true to my ambition of becoming a nerd! :D I'll play Mahjong after 8 April!

Yeah. So anyway, just get the i@fun coupons from me. Saturday, 10 Feb, 9am to 5pm at Innova JC. COME!!!!

Jaslyn you salt monster you better come!!!! And Weeyang and Fiona and Priscilla and Sokmui and whoever you are that reads my blog!!! YOU BETTER COME!!!

-.-

Okay I'm sleepy. Bye bye.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007
♥ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I just saw the funniest--- hahahahahahahahahaha --- things on Earth lah!

Hahahahahahahahaha.

I really want to tell you what it is but just let me finish laughing first.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.

Not done yet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Okay, I think I'm almost done laughing... Hahahahahaha. I haven't laughed so hard since the last time I saw the irritating little boy fall into the mud. Hahahahahaha. Okay there was no irritating little boy falling into any mud but I can't think of the last time I laughed so hard so yah. Hahahahaha.

Uh, after laughing so much I just have to make sure what I share with you is REALLY funny right. I bet you three lollipops it is lah. It's so freaking funny hahahahahaha!

You see, I was bloghopping and then I saw so many people with their Friendster links on their blogs. So I got curious about just what is so fun about Friendster. (I have an account but I surf Friendster once in a purple moon.) Moreover, Chunying's been telling me about Friendster-hopping and coming across people who're from both KBPS and AMKPS, which means people I know. So anyway, I surfed Friendster and because AndBadminton was one of the first few under my list of friends, I clicked on it.

And then I started surfing Friendster pages of badminton people.

I love vintage and antiques and things like that. But these, MAN I have to say I love them too. They're so antique I really laughed for like god knows how long lah! Hahahahahahaha.

First, let me show you a badminton group photo taken three four years ago, YES I WAS ONLY SEC ONE THEN.



Oh my god. LOOK AT THAT LAH. OUR SECONDARY ONE PICTURES!!! Look at the first row man. That's Soonkiat on the far left, then THAT'S WILSON AND YONGYUAN AND YONGKIAT!!!! LOOK AT HOW TINY THEY WERE LAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And then there're two other uh, quitters, Laptak and James and then there's WEEYANG!!! Hahahahahahaa!!! SO FREAKING CUTE LAH!!! And then!! Look who's beside Weeyang!! Salt monster!! She really looks like she's from Shao Lin temple right! SO CUTE SO CUTE!!! And then RUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never knew she had that hair!!! (Okay I sat beside her for the whole year in Sec one, so how can I not realise.) And then Jenna who still looks EXACTLY the same four years later and finally -drumrolls- JOAN TOO!!!!!!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

If you're wondering where I am, I'm actually at the second row, second from the right. Beside me is the Walau Queen. Hahahahaha.

The picture is rather small because I downlaoded it from the AndBadminton Friendster account. So whoever has the original please send it to me. Just try to ignore the fact that I just laughed at you lah okay. Hahahahahahahaha. :D

Oh my, and that's not even the funniest picture. Hahahahahahahaha.

Okay, then I saw this under Ellie's pictures.



I can't stop laughing at Melissa. I know I'm mean, but really. I know you feel like laughing too. It's so cute can! Since when did Perlin looked like that?!!!! Hahahahahahahaha.

Then I saw this and confirmed my hypothesis that Melissa can't pose for pictures. If Melissa is reading this, no offence but it's really funny. -.-



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. DON'T TELL HER I LAUGHED AT HER.

Oh. And there are some others which are so funny I literally exited the page because I was laughing far too loud. Hahahahaha.

And I found some cool pictures too!



CCA booth 2007. Cool can. The real one is not even like this, everyone took their rackets to go play. Who cares about the dumb booth lah. Hahahahaha.





This was taken during Badminton farewell last year. Haha I totally forgot about it until I saw it among Ruting/Meifeng/Wenjia's pictures. :D

Okay and now you compare this magnificent piece of Sand Art to this.



Taken from Mooncake's Friendster. It just proves that.... we are not that talented. :( Haha but that is damn cool can. How on Earth did they make that lah. Wooahhhhhhhhh.

Okay I'm done laughing. Haha. Bye!

♥ :D

YO yoyoyoyoyo!

Nah, I'm not high. I'm short lah damn it, stop being so sacarstic okay. I hate it when people say "Meigui high liao" because it sounds bloody ironic. -.- Uh, why am I making fun of myself. Tsk.

Anywayyy, HEY I PON MY FIRST JC LESSON TODAY! Say WOW!

W---

O---

W---!

-.-

Actually it's nothing much lah. Ponned the last one a half hours of Lit tutorial because I didn't want to miss out too much on the B girls' match against Marsling. If I went after school, I'll reach only to watch the second singles onwards, which is so not interesting because I would have missed the Linda Wenjia doubles.

And you should know that Anderson won, otherwise I won't be high what. No, I mean, I won't be so er, happily excited. Yah. Use the high thing on Chunying instead lah. Sing the "Rang wo men get high" to her and she'll start dancing like she wants to get SOONKIAT's attention. Not like she doesn't have his attention already. :D

Oooooh. And we went for Fourone class dinner at Seoul garden yesterday. It was fun, and I kind of miss Fourone. I think the only reason why I haven't been missing it until now is because I'm dumb. EH NO. I mean, maybe it's because there's gillian, Chunying, Hanhui, Apple and even Ellysa in IJC. So I'm always seeing them around.

Oh and there's still $26 in the class fund after helping out the "FINANCIALLY PROBLEMATIC" people and paying $0.90 for each person. Somebody suggested getting a cake to celebrate everyone's birthday at one go, which is an ultra lan suggestion that's why we didn't buy it. Chunying the treasurer I'm so sorry I broke your purse. -.- I swear I wasn't pulling the zip too hard or anything. =/ gillian's supposed to be the destructive one, not me. -.-

I'm hungry. -.- I'm always hungry.

Ummmmmmmmmmm. And Onana results are confirmed coming out next Monday. NEXT MONDAY. You know what that means? It's like less than 6 days to NEXT MONDAY!!! AHHHHHH. So we only have 5 more nights of peaceful sleep. That's only 55 more hours of tranquility. Can you imagine what it'll be like on Sunday night?!

We'll either be

1) Smiling and smiling to ourselves like an idiot because we're so confident we'll get 6 points. Okay, not we. That only applies to freaks, aka Anson, Yanyu, blah blah blah. Maybe we should try smiling like an idiot and then we really can get 6 points. NAH WHO AM I KIDDING.

2) Smiling and smiling to ourselves like an idiot because it's our last day alive.

3) TOSSING AND TURNING IN BED BECAUSE WE'RE NEITHER OF THE TWO ABOVE.

See what I mean. I can forsee that I can't get to sleep on Sunday. Which will make me so stressed I can't get to sleep on Saturday. Knowing that I can't get to sleep on Saturday, I'll be stressed to the point I can't get to sleep on Friday. And so on. And so I know I can't get to sleep today. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

How can they be so cruel to take away even the mere 55 hours from me.

Take away everything but don't take away S-L-E-E-P! No wait, if taking away sleep means I'll score well for Onana, then uh, maybe I'll consider. :D



From left: Yongyuan Mr Mushroom, Ruth, Jaslyn salt monster, and Mystery person.

I so miss suaning Salt Monster about her saltiness and scaring Ruth so that she'll pretend she was scared. I miss the school hall. No wait, I'm going there next Monday. NEXT MONDAY LEH. SO SOON LAH. -.-

Woo. There's dinner! Yippee! Oh, I miss Mrs Theresa Lim too. :( I doubt she still remembers me anyway. I wasn't the Geog rep or anything. I was just the chairman that kept skipping her lessons to attend dumb talks that don't tell me anything about population or tourism or agriculture at all. :(

Uh, off to eat dinner. Bye!

Saturday, January 27, 2007
♥ CODES FOR MR FOC

HELLO!

CODES FOR MR FOC

:)

And to killer Sokmui, tell me specifically what you want and I'll do it when I'm sick of stoning.

Nothing else. Bye!

Friday, January 26, 2007
♥ Fridays

Ah Mr FOC, it'll be difficult to change the words of that layout. So I've made another one because I'm too free while waiting for gillian and Chunying to come online so that we can do our Econs project.





Click to enlarge. Tell me which one you want so that I can code it. It's the same brushes and same red effect, just that I got sick of stoning in front of the com so I decided to crop out the other Lin Dan picture I have. And so I didn't want to waste it. -.-

Anyway, hello people. How's your Friday? Boring? Fun? Waste of time? Feel like eating the keyboard?

Uh. I'm hungry. And I feel like doing Econs. 8.02pm already!! Where's gillian and Chunying!! :(

No, that's not what I wanted to say. I wanted to tell you how my Friday has been.

Oooooooooooooh. Chunying is online. 4 minutes late! Ah. Nevermind. My Friday's been really really really really really bad because

1. It's Friday and Fridays are always unlucky even if the date's not 13th.
2. School ends at 12.40pm today. THAT'S SO FEW LESSONS OKAY! :(
3. I have nowhere to go after school today.
4. So I went to SSS to watch the boys' match.
5. They were close to winning but they lost 2-3 to Compassvale.
6. I came home and there's no dinner.
7. I'm hungry and there's no dinner.
8. I called 62353535 and the service operator PMS me by making me repeat my address 102 times and confirming again and again and again that I'm not some 6 year old playing a prank on KFC.
9. So I hung up on KFC.
10. And so I'm still hungry.
11. And cold.
12. And I'm stubborn enough to bathe with cold water still.
13. So I got colder.
14. And I'm lazy to get myself the jacket.
15. So I got even colder.
16. And I'm still hungry.
17. I'm typing at a pathetic blog ranting about my pathetic hunger and my pathetic coldness when the pathetic you sitting in front of the pathetic computer has no help over anything at all.
18. And you've read 18 reasons why I'm so pathetic.
19. So I feel even more pathetic.
20. AND WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN HAVING NO TUTORIALS TO DO EXCEPT THE FREAKING MATHS THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT.
21. I'm sad because I'm a nerd but I don't know how to do Maths.
22. My eyelid keeps twitching, and it's irritating because it's Friday. Duh, everything's irritating because it's Friday.
23. I can't understand why I hate Fridays so much.
24. I'm sad because I'm a nerd and I don't know why I hate Fridays so much. Nerds are supposed to know everything.
25. gillian is still not online!! -.-
26. And now Chunying's not online too.

Nevermind. Friday is almost over. :D

Bah bah black sheep have you any wool
Yes sir yes sir three bags full

BYE!

Thursday, January 25, 2007
♥ For FOC

Ah. I did it in 20 minutes. Now I'm feeling sleepy. -.-

Here's layout of Mr Zero. Tell me if you like it. If you do then I'll do the codings.

For dear Mr FOC, click to enlarge.



Yada. Bedtime. +)

♥ KBPS

If you're wondering what I'm doing online at 9.15pm at night instead of being in my warm and cozy bed, under my warm and cozy blanket, breathing in the cold sweet air, in out in out, and dreaming about Jay for the nth time, don't ask me because I don't know too. -.-

I think it's the Teh-si I drank just now.

-.-

Uh yah, I had spaghetti with otah with Teh-si just now. I asked my mother why the dinner is so weird and she told me because she feels like being weird tonight. -.-

Nah, I'm joking. Why are you always so dumb to believe in everything I say. Hahahahahaha. But I did drink teh-si lah. Maybe that's what keeping me awake. =/

Anyway, I've gotten Adobe Photoshop finally! -.- And yes I remember I still owe Mr FOC (Full Of Crap) some Mr Zero layout. -.- But then, maybe I should just sit in one dark corner and pray that Mr FOC accidentally skipped this paragraph while reading my blog so that I can procrastinate another 6 and 3/4 days before I do it. Nah. It's NOW OR NEVER (my primary school's motto). So I might as well do it now since I can't sleep.

Maybe I should try not sleeping tonight and then watch how I collapse tomorrow. Ha. -.-

Time waits for no man
Achieve what we can
We need to think and act fast
The present soon becomes the past
So do not delay
There is
But one today

KBPS KBPS
We must achieve more
Now or Never
Now or Never
We'll do our best for a better Singapore

We'll lead the way and be
Ever on the go
Let's all
Do what we can today
And wait not till tomorrow
So do not delay
There is
But one today

KBPS KBPS
We must achieve more
Now or Never
Now or Never
We'll do our best for a better Singapore!

I MISS KBPS SO MUCH!!!!! :'( Why must the school close lah. :( Ah nevermind. That's what makes it special. :D

-Off to make the zero look like a powerful zero LOL-

Bye! Try to enjoy tomorrow even though it's a sucky Friday. :( But then again, it's one day closer to Monday again! :D

Sunday, January 21, 2007
♥ BLEACHHHHHHHHHH :D

Woah woah woah. Just watched Bleach episode 111 and I'm so sad there's no 112 to watch. :(

Uh today's Sunday with sun. -.-

Actually I've nothing to blog about, except that Bleach rocks now because the Bounto thing is over and now it's back to cute hollows again. Ahahahaha. And that Kurosaki Ichigo is still super cute with his orange hair. :D

Oh and I haven't done the Chemistry assignment! I'll finish it before I read the newspaper. Yay I'm so happy I'm a nerd. :D

:D

Tomorrow's Monday! :D I miss singing the Anderson school song. Lol. And the long flag poles in Anderson. Innova's flag poles are so short lah. Haha. I miss laughing at Yannqi and his Great Green Gang. -.-

Uh. Let me tell you a joke.

Once upon a time, I tried to tell you a joke but I really can't think of any. So I went to do my Chemistry assignment and continue my attempt of being a nerd, which I think is going to end soon because I'm losing interest in the graphic calculator. But no! I'll try being as nerd as I can! :D Oh this is not a joke. Too bad. I didn't say this is a joke what.

I did? No I didn't. I say I didn't means I didn't lah. You chose to read this and this is the 889th time I'm calling you an idiot because you're wasting your time reading this. Nothing I say here makes sense, except that Jay rocks and Kurosaki Ichigo rocks and Pokka green tea rocks and you've to come to IJC carnival. Yah.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And Mondays are the best days ever! :D

Friday, January 19, 2007
♥ Friday the 19th

The Literature thing about the compass is real cool and is still stuck in my head. Tell you more about it another time. It's some chim poem written by someone who's dead for 4 centuries but for some reason we're studying about him and yet he made so much sense that I'm amazed someone that long ago actually make sense.

Er the only thing on my mind was the Literature lecture. No idea why, maybe it's because it was the last lecture today. Or maybe because er, er, I don't know. -.- Maybe it's because we were told to come up with our own simile so I said "Love is like a horror movie, you're thrilled for only two hours." and the teacher said I'm cynical. :(

Or maybe I've become such good friends with the wall on my left during the lecture that now I really miss it. -.-

Anyway, my OG celebrated Charis's birthday at Pizzahut today and Chunying, gillian and I went crazy and weren't making any sense. Uh, AND AFIQ WITHDREW!!!! How could he lah. :( So today was the last time we see him. :( I still haven't found out how he styled his hair, his hairstyle is criss-crossed. -.- I asked him and he told me he used clay. Uh. Nevermind.

And I miss Mdm Wong again. :(

The conclusion of this post is, today was a bad day because guess! It's a Friday. :( And it's Friday the 19th, which is a big deal because it's only 6 days off from Friday the 13th. So it's an unlucky day. Yes this is my logic and because you're being dumb by reading my blog, you just have to accept it. :)

Somebody teach me how to cycle.

:(

Bye bye.

PS: Don't order a cake from Four Leaves.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007
♥ Sparrow Park HA!

Imagine that you are an economic advisor to the Singapore government. You are recommending how to allocate $1 billion fund. Outline a proposal on the possible land use for the country, explaining clearly your reasoning. (8marks)

Er. That was Question 1e of Section C of my first Econs tutorial. And I've absolutely no idea what can be built with $1 billion so I went round asking people. And because the only person near me at that time was Chunying, most of these ridiculous ideas came from her.

1. A Sparrow Park. Yes she's still at the Sparrow being fat thing and so she's decided it's best to use the one billion to build some sparrow park where she can store fat sparrows for her to ogle at everyday. LOL.

2. A Panda Reserve. -.- Uh, I was forcing her to eat Hello Panda that I can't finish if she can't come up with a decent suggestion on what to build so she started the Panda Reserve thing and then our topic strayed to whether there are pandas in the Singapore zoo and I said yes there is but she refused to believe me because she thinks I've mistook polar bears for pandas. -.- Okayyyyy.

3. A Dance Studio. Uh, then our topic strayed to WILSON WONG who has backed out from badminton because he wants to join canoeing and then I don't feel like joining badminton anymore after hearing Wilson's 101 reasons why we should not join badminton. And then Chunying started saying she don't want to join Netball too and maybe both of us should just go and join Dance. And then I laughed at her because DUH she's asking me to join Dance. I thought of joining it before but hey, that was in Sec 4 when my thoughts are still childish. Now I've grown out of being a dumb kid already okay. Then I remembered I'm trying to do an Econs question here so we came back to the topic.

4. A Chem Lab. -.- Yah, I don't really know why she said that. Maybe she was missing gillian who was absent from school or something. -.-

5. Buy ($1billion / $199) graphic calulators and lay them on the floor. -breaks into hysterical laughter- Ask her what's so funny.

6. A childcare centre so that she can go there and sing the ABC song. -starts singing the ABC song-

7. Buy one billion stickers and stick them on the floor.

8. Buy one billion stickers and give each household one sticker.

9. Use the one billion dollars to build more land on land on land on land on land until we get a moutain.

10. Grow more trees. -.- For her fat birds aka the Super Sparrows to rest on.

11. A cemetry. -.- And then to balance off, build a hospital to receive more births. Hahahahahahahaha. (Chunying's laughter) -.-

12. Vivocity. No wait, that is built already. So build Vovicity. (HER IDEA TOTALLY. I SALUTE HER FOR HER INNOVATION MAN.)

13. A museum. To exhibit the different faces. (I've totally no idea what she's trying to mean but I assure you it'll be crap so yah, don't bother to understand.)

Uh. And then I smsed Vanessa and Jiahao. -.-

Vanessa: I'll use the money to buy Jay Chou stuff, heck care about land use.

Jiahao: Build airport.

Out of desperation, I called Spiky.

Spiky's idea is to build a huge Mahjong ground. -.-

Uh, then I asked Chunkit and he told me he'll save the money. -.-"""""""""

So anyway anyway, this tutorial is due next Friday SO HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME suggest something to build other than Sparrow Parks and Panda Reserves. Tag or I will trip you the next time you walk past me. Muahahahahahaha.

Bye!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007
♥ I miss you... not

Uh, I don't know what's gotten into Priscilla Koh and Lim Sok Mui about the they miss me thing because I actually find it rather disgusting. Okay maybe I shouldn't be so mean (sort of forgot that Sokmui is a huge killer who won't hesitate to kill me if she knows I said she's disgusting), so er, that was pretty sweet of them to actually miss me.

-.- A bit mian qiang but well.

So, the reason why I haven't been blogging frequently is because er, I've been busy doing tutorials and acting like a nerd because I haven't been doing so for the past 4 years and I just found out recently that it is FUN being a nerd! -.-

And besides, I've been rather busy. And besides besides, the last time I blogged is last Friday, which is only 4 days ago, which is not really that long afterall. -.-

I shall now give more excuses for not blogging for those 4 days.

On Saturday, I went for Anderson's CCA openhouse, and sold 7 IJC carnival coupons. :D I still have 3 to sell so yah, I'm telling you again, to get them from me because the carnival IS going to be fun. I gurantee okay. If it's boring I'll let you shake my hand and I'll do a dumb forfeit like getting the signature of my Maths lecturer. -.- Uhhh, anyway, after that I went Causeway Point and finally FINALLY caught Death Note 2.

AND L IS SO FREAKING CUTE. He reminds me of a soft toy. -.- Nevermind.

Er, so after that, I came home and I was tired so I went to bed without coming online (or did I come online and was too tired to blog?) Er, either way, I was just too tired lah.

And then and then, on Sunday, I stayed at home the whole day because it was raining and the sky tells me it's a perfect day to stay at home. I remembered coming online and typed half an entry and decided not to post it because it made no sense at all. -.- I typed something like "Today's Sunday which makes no sense because there's no Sun at all. So maybe it should be called Rainday or something. But then again, Rainday sounds depressing so maybe today should be called Sunday without Sun, which means Day. Cool huh." -.- Yah, and then I thrashed that entry because it made no sense. Hahahaha.

Oh, and on Sunday, I made salad at home! :D I'm happy because the salad tasted like salad and it's healthy! Ah, I feel like eating a banana. :D Er and then I had dinner with my parents at Bukit Timah where my father ordered SO MUCH food I was so full I couldn't sleep. So I came back home and did Chemistry and Literature tutorials. Then I read through my Econs lecture notes and tried to do the Econs tutorial. :D Yah, so I was busy at night and so I couldn't blog.

There was school yesterday and er, we had PE and had to run 8 rounds but I only ran 6 and then it started raining very heavily so we stopped. Uh, then I reached home at around 4.30pm. Bathed and finished up my Literature homework and yada sleep! :D So I didn't come online to blog. Haha.

By the way, I bought the $199 graphic calculator today, fully sponsored by my father!!! :D :D

Oh my, it's already 7.30pm?! Got to go do tutorials now! :D I WILL MAINTAIN BEING A NERD FOR THE WHOLE TWO YEARS. YES I WILL! :D (Haha, that's the Yanyu-syndrome.) Yippee!

Replying to tags:

Terence > Terence who? (Don't tell me a Knock-knock joke. -.-)

Waiwan > Yep. I'm having fun at IJ being a nerd! :D Haha.

Eh-ren > Hello guy with no EQ. And enjoy your life in NYJC with the best man on Earth (note sacarsm) aka Mr Bobo Man. So enjoy your romantic moments with him at 7am in the morning in an empty school. Awww how sweeete.

Haobo > I hope you don't see this since I've always been bitching about you in my posts but anyway if you do, I hope to tell you that it is absolutely unnecessary to sms me at 9pm+ at night to say sorry for flooding my tagboard because 1. I didn't even know you were flooding my tagboard, 2. It's just a stupid tagboard and 3. You woke me up when I was just falling asleep. And so I didn't reply you because I would have scolded you in my sms and then you'll just send another Sorry for waking me up to wake me up again. Which is plain dumb and sounds like something you would do. And anyway, yes I'm going steamboating with the rest of 4/1 on 29th and maybe you should just keep away from me since I'm always so mean to you. Yea, it's for your own good okay. :)

Weisiang > Yea. It's Malaysia here.

Bye! And have a nice day tomorrow!

P.S: I just came back from Causeway Point and guess what! The auntie at Four Leaves is back (maybe she was just on leave the other day I went there)! So don't order a cake from Four Leaves, again! Hahahaha. :D

Friday, January 12, 2007
♥ The vase holds flowers

Mhmmmmmmmmm. Just watched Jay on Channel U and literally melted in front of the TV set. I wish I know how to play the piano. =/

Anyway, it's been raining like crazy so people has been falling sick. Take care everybody and may those sick ones get well soon. :)

Umm. Have been attending lectures after lectures but the timetable's weird because we get very long breaks in between. On Tuesday (or is it Wednesday), we only have two hours of lectures and two hours of Civics (which is like class interaction) and the slots are spread out till 2.30pm. -.- Which is so slack and we've started playing Polar Bear and the Han Qin Dian Bing and other dumb games. Zzz.

PE's fun because I like my PE teacher. :D He's some cute uncle in his 40s who pronounces Meigui as Penguin. -.- Haha, but he's a nice teacher lah. :D But I've got muscle aches all over right now because of the 2.4km run during PE and the badminton training thereafter.

Uh, so anyway, I attended the first IJ badminton training and although we didn't really train, I was very hungry after the training. -.- Er, I'm usually hungry after trainy trainings (sounds cute haha). Reached home shortly after we left the school (hahahahahaha) and went to bed after bathing because I only remembered I'm hungry when I'm already in bed. Lol.

So I woke up this morning with muscle aches all over. I thought of not going to school at all since it's raining, but then being the guai kia I am, I didn't want to skip Chemistry (HAHA WHO AM I KIDDING) and Econs and Literature lectures. So I still went to school. Haaa.

Went back Anderson with gillian, Chunying, Hanhui and met with Spiky and Ziyang later. NCC is joke because the sergeant or whoever that small guy is has spasms and is so spastic he reminds me of Mr Bean. Lol. And we enjoyed a Chinese Dance performance before we left school.

Sometimes, like today, I don't feel like I'm in the same world as everybody else. I seem to be in a world of my own because I can't hear what people say clearly and it was almost as if I had to reach out past a invisible layer of plastic if I want to touch the person beside me. Uh, like there's a huge bubble around me and anytime I may just float away to some Ugagaga Land.

Uh, maybe it's the rain that makes everything blur to me.

Actually there're so many things I want to say but I doubt anybody will want to listen to me. So er I started singing. -.- And I know my singing sounds horrible but I can't help it because I can't stop singing. -.- Maybe I just have to hear myself to make sure I'm still there. Lol, I'm not making sense already.

I feel like doing Squats because maybe if I worsen the muscle aches to the extent it can't be any worse, it'll heal. Like the logic of when things are at its worst, it'll start becoming better. Sorry, I don't know what I'm saying already. The only thing I know right now is that the vase holds flowers but the vase in front of me has no more flowers because the flowers used to be red and pink and my mother took them away after my grandmother passed away. So everytime I blog, I look at the empty vase which is beside the TV which is in my view and so I feel the urge to tell everybody The vase holds flowers.

And the second part to that sentence is actually But the vase in my house has no more flowers.

So actually I'm pretty sad when I say The vase holds flowers But the vase in my house has no more flowers because it's a sad thing that the vase has no more flowers. And of course because I still can't get over my grandmother, although it's been exactly two weeks since she's gone. She used to sew me blankets and pillow and bolster covers. But the blankets are all too small now duh, and I don't even know where they are.

And I start wondering where has she gone truly. Because my cousin's children kept saying "Tai-ma (great grandmother) has gone to heaven." at the funeral and I felt like correcting her because there's no heaven at a Taoist funeral. But then it sounded like a nice thing to say so I don't know what to do when she told me that. And then without realising it, I told her "No, Tai-ma is still inside there (pointing at the coffin)."

Maybe that was the last trace of not being able to let go of someone whom I've rarely interacted with for the last four years and whom doesn't even remember who I am. But then why is it that I still think of what she's doing right now. And then I get this weird feeling that's a mixture of sadness and a feeling telling myself not to be sad because it's only natural that she's gone.

I used to can't stand her when she woke me up at 7am every morning back at my old house in AMK. She would come to the room at 7am, off the fan and wake me and my other two sisters up. Then we would wake up unwillingly and complain it to my mother later. We would get all so worked up over it and my mother will then tell us to lock our room.

All these seem so petty right now that she's not around anymore.

Uhh. Nevermind. Left eye hurts because some sand got into it. Got to go wash the eye and get some sleep because some crazy people aka us have decided to meet in school at 7am tomorrow to have MacDonalds delivery. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Bye bye. :)

Wednesday, January 10, 2007
♥ IJC Carnival

Uh, I'm home after sitting in the canteen for 4 hours letting the wind blow on me and counting down 97 hours before I get blown away. -.- And finally got the answer for Question 7 of my first Maths tutorial that I think only Andersonians in Innova bothered to do. And sang the Innova school song to Chunying who has never heard it before.

I'm feeling down because maybe it's the wind and I sort of got reminded of my grandmother. -.- No link but uh, I was just thinking of her and wondering what she's doing now. -.- Nevermind.

By the way, if I haven't already asked you, IJC's having its first carnival on 10th Feb. So all the students are selling coupons to the fair. $10 per coupon so if you're going back to Anderson Sec on this coming Friday or Saturday you can must come and look for me and get your coupon to the carnival because

1. My class, actually every class, is setting up a stall and you've to support me because I entertained you with all these crap for the past two years.
2. Layjia or gillian or Chunying or Wilson or Hanhui or Apple or any other Andersonian who has gone to Innova will try to sell you the coupons anyway.
3. The coupons look cute.
4. I won't be your friend if you say "No I won't buy the coupon from you".
5. 10 Feb is a Saturday so you'll be free and can come down to the carnival which lasts from 9am to 5pm.
6. I've typed 5 good reasons why you should buy coupon(s) from me.
7. 6 good reasons already.
8. The vase holds flowers.
9. The carnival sounds really fun.
10. Campus superstars are coming so if your name is Jiahao you should come and watch the people who helped you achieve your dream. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

So you just have to come to the carnival. Haha.

Anyway, I miss the orientation. Haaaa. And I still can't find my way around school. The map is unreadable lah. And I'm not that hopeless alright, I just need more time to adapt to the still-new environment. -.- At least now I don't get lost when walking from the side gate to the parade square Ha.

Just now:

Me: I should start a new CCA called STONING. Can easily find alot of people to join leh.
Chunying: ... I'll be a member.
Me: Then the venue is here, and we just sit here and stone for 3 hours everytime we come for CCA, to improve our stoning skills.

Oh, actually I forgot what's so funny about that. But there was something funny because I remembered I laughed. But now I can't remember what it is. Anyway, Chunying has a problem with all the sparrows flying around the canteen because she insists on calling them Fat Birds which is so degrading and she's not sparing a thought for their feelings at all. Uh, not like they can hear her calling them Fat Birds but still, it's a mean thing to say and besides, they look rather cute being fat what. Tsk.

So Chunying, you should name those birds Cute Sparrows instead of Fat Birds. Or if you think Cute Sparrows sounds unoriginal or not cute enough, you can call them Super Sparrows or Super Super Sparrows or Super Super Super Sparrows and so on. -.- Yah. That's aliteration, is it? Ahhh, speaking of Literature, the Eng Lit teacher frightens me because she's frightening (duh).

-.-

The lecturers have been repeating something about humans talking at a speed of 100 words per minute but listen at 400-500 words per minute, and so we should use the gap in between to process and memorise what the lecturers are saying. BUT! I'm a lagger so I guess I listen at 300 words per minute and the Lit teacher is some woman who reminds me of WW2: Fight For Freedom (the game) because I keep picturing her as a machine gun. -.- She must be speaking at 300 words per minute too, which explains why I don't have time to process everything she says and everything just flows from one ear to the other and out to Chunying's ears again. -.-

Oh, and Chunying wants me to tell the world (you're not the world so stop thinking I'm in love with you -.-) that she misses everybody, especially the seven wonders of her life. Yah, I'm not joking because although Chunying is mean to call the Super Sparrows Fat Birds, she's still Chunying deep down and will still love her seven wonders unconditionally. Yea.

I feel like doing the tutorial. -.- Why do I feel like studying only now, when Onana is over. WHY CAN'T I STOP LAGGING?!

On a brighter note, I've had muscle ache on my left thigh after PE yesterday, which is rather good because it's the first sign of not lagging in a long time, though I think the right thigh will only ache tomorrow. -.-

It's 12am so I've to rush to the clock behind me to laugh at myself because I'm not Cinderella. Hahahahahahaha. Okay, that's a super old joke that I always tell since Earth appeared. So you must be really retarded if you laughed at that. HAHA.

Bye, and I still miss Mdm Wong. :(

Tuesday, January 09, 2007
♥ HEMERA

It's 10pm and I'm so sleepy I don't know why I'm still online.

Oh yah. I wanted to tell you my OG rocks.



Picture of my OG.
Row 1: Layjia, gillian, me, Munling, Chunying
Row 2: Esther, Delene, Shuhan, Dionis, Charis, Anthea, Sherry
Row 3: Gareth, Weiwen (HIS NAME IS TAN WEI WEN), Chunkit, Shazly, Nigel, Gerald, Afiq, Andrew

Shazly is this damn crappy guy who's Miss Shameela's younger brother. AND HE'S SO FUNNY. Hahahaha. And there's a Tan Wei Wen in my OG who says I'm weird. -.- And then there's a Chunkit who lives in Queenstown (!!!!) and comes Innova. And who uses only the spoon when he eats rice but takes both the spoon and the fork.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. SLEEP!!!! :D

Sunday, January 07, 2007
♥ Positive and Negative -.-

K at Cine, came back home cause I wasn't feeling well. Noooooo I don't want to miss school tomorrow! I want to sing the National Anthem!!!!! :(

Hey, the vase holds flowers. I bet you didn't know that. Hahahahahahaha. Don't give me that look, you chose to read this yourself. And I just enjoy making you feel like an idiot because you're wasting 5.2 minutes of your short and precious life reading this meaningless crap. So you should stop reading now. But you wouldn't because I asked you to stop reading. Don't you ever learn, in the next paragraph I'll start saying what an idiot you are to continue reading this when nothing ever makes sense.

But you'll still continue reading right, because you think you're a bigger idiot by following what an idiot tells you to do. But I'm not an idiot, so you're the only idiot around here. And you're still reading this to find out how much more crap I can generate.

By the way, I haven't said any catchy phrases for a long time already. Like "You can't kill a killer because the killer will kill you before you can kill the killer." -.-

Actually, the reason why I'm talking nonsense is because I can't think of anything to blog about and I don't want to go to sleep now because I'm afraid I'll never wake up. So I just have to keep blogging, to keep myself awake and pray that the fire in my head will go off and it won't feel so fried up there.

-.-

Priscilla suggested something dumb I haven't done in a long time. That is BEE (Blog Entry Exchange) where we both have a common topic to blog about. Lol. So the title is

POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE IMPACTS OF HAVING A FRIEND CALLED PRISCILLA

-.-

Er so here goes.

The positive impacts of having a friend called Priscilla:

1. You get a portable refridgerator free of charge. The fridge requires no electricity to function and is completely environmentally and ozone-friendly! Yay. The only bad thing about it is that you can never get back the things you put in it because it's so dumb it doesn't know how to open itself up. -.- So actually you keep putting food inside but all that came out in return is 890 cold jokes enough to freeze you into ice.

Nah I was just being lame. I'm only trying to say one good thing about Priscilla is that she tells cold jokes enough to freeze you into ice, figuratively lah. Haven't you heard of Literature. That's a metaphor okay.

2. You get to watch La Bi Xiao Xin and Fullhouse and other Korean dramas that her grandmother owns, and as a result grow to become a more responsible and matured thinking adult. -.- You see, watching La Bi Xiao Xin will make you realise how matured you actually are, and will inspire you to continue embarking on the route to finding your inner self. I am talking cock, so don't mind me.

3. She's such a nice and motherly sister (motherly sister sounds weird) to her younger sisters that you'll be touched to tears. And thus you'll learn the importance of family virtues that you've always neglected due to your busy schedule as an average city being. HAAAAAAAAAAAA. -salutes myself for being able to talk so much cock-

(My, we've to come up with 10.5 each. I'm running out of cock to talk.)

4. Er er. The vase holds flowers. -.- I mean, Priscilla holds food (she said so herself). So it's a positive impact.

5. You'll begin to notice the small little things in life that matters so much but no one give a damn to it. Like Pluto. Priscilla is a proud lover of Pluto and felt very angry when whoever-they-are announced that Pluto is NOT a planet! -.- As a result, you're influenced into feeling sad for Pluto and will now treasure the other planets that are planets because one day they might not be planets anymore. (I know I'm confusing you and I'm happy about that.) Hahahahaha.

6. You'll receive lame postcards from her and is thus inspired to make lame postcards to brighten others' lives yourself. :D

7. There'll be more sediments on the lower plains of the river because of heavy deposition. When these sediments that the river carries reaches the mouth of the river, that is the sea, flocculation occurs due to difference in whatever I can't remember already. Thus a delta is formed. And this is a positive impact because you get free land. And it's a result of befriending Priscilla because Priscilla acted as the water in a school play in Primary 2. Nah I'm talking cock again, duh.

8. Your Chem will try to improve. -.- She was my Chemistry tutor last year. And although she's a super enthu tutor who made me greet her at the start of every lesson, my Chem didn't really improve because I'm born hopeless in Chem. Nevertheless, at least I know there's a topic called Organic Chemistry. (Right?) Without her, I wouldn't even know how to spell Alaknes.

9. Your Polar Bear skills will improve because Priscilla is good at Polar Bearing.

10. (YAY 10 FINALLY!!!!) The vase holds flowers still. Uh, I meant, Priscilla holds food. So she must be a plate. And it's thanks to plates movement that we get wonderful things like fold mountains and rift valleys. And so we get to sing SHANG GAO SHAN. So it's all thanks to Priscilla. Woo.

10.5. I don't know why there's a 0.5. -.- But anyway, as you can see, I've ran out of nice things to say about Priscilla some 9078 years ago. So I'm going to skip the last 0.5.

The negative impacts of having a friend called Priscilla:

1. Your imaginary friend Sandy will drift further and further away from you because of all the 10.5 positive impacts of having Priscilla as a friend. She'll go befriend Priscilla instead. And very soon, you'll have no more imaginary friend left. :(

2. You get volcanoes because of the plate movements too. :( Properties are destroyed because people are dumb enough to live next to a volcano.

3. You get earthquakes because of plate movements too. Properties are destroyed and lives are lost. Fire and electricity outages occur and rescue work is hindered because roads are destroyed. As a result, more money has to be spent to build earthquake prone buildings and all the other yadas you learnt last year.

4. Uhhhhhhh. The vase holds flowers. 4 is an unlucky number lah.

5. You get angry more often because she'll keep saying ultra dumb things like Jay sucks or Jay looks funny or Jay can't sing and so you'll feel hiring Sokmui to kill her.

6. And who cares about Pluto. It's just a dumb thing that's NOT a planet in the first place. Herh.

7. You'll feel dumb being with her because she's dumb and osmosis occus through the partially permeable head membrane. -.- So you'll grow to become more and more dumb while she becomes a little more normal. Tsk tsk tsk.

8. I am hungry. -.- Uh that's not the point but I'm just trying to cheat by saying meaningless things so that I don't have to pretend I'm thinking.

9. You're influenced into adopting unhealthy habits like gambling. Mahjong, daidee and all others, which are pretty fun too but that's not the point. The point is that gambling is bad for our social and psychological health. Yea.

10. YAY it's number 10 already!!! Uh, because the river erodes so you get less land to play on. -.- Yah, and Priscilla played as water in a school play in Primary 2. At least that's what I imagined, so you just have to believe. Hahahahahahha.

10.5. I still don't understand the purpose of a 0.5 and I think I've typed too much so I'm going to skip this too. Muahahaha.

YAY DONE! Priscilla you are S.L.O.W!!!!!

Bye!

♥ New year resolutions

I open my eyes, I tried to see but I'm blinded by the white light.
I can't remember how, I can't remember why, why I'm lying here tonight.
And I can't stand the pain, and I can't make it go away.
No I can't stand the pain.

How could this be happening to me.

An hour more before I head out. Supposed to play Mahjong at Chingwen's but I forgot I can't go anybody's home for 100 days, that is until April 8th. So we're Kboxing with Weilong and his friends.

Uh. I don't know what I should blog about.

Uhhhhh. New year resolutions then. Yes, it's already 7 days into the new year and it's way past my 2 days lag time but then I've busy for 5 days during the funeral and since 5 + 2 = 7, I've all the reasons to tell you my new year resolutions only now. -.-

We all know nothing ever comes out of new year resolutions so I'll try my best to keep them simple so that I can at least achieve them. -.-

New Year resolutions 2007:

1. I'll put in more effort for Chemistry than I ever did, which is super easy since I've never put in any effort for Chemistry before. Haaaaaa.

2. I'll drink more water. -.-

3. I'll cry more. -.-

4. I'll watch less movies.

5. I'll get myself a watch so that I can stop asking Chunying for the time.

6. I'll be less direction blind and figure out how to get around Innova without getting lost the same way for the 78th time.

7. I'll try not to go crazy when I hear Jay Chou's songs. -.- Okay forget it. There's no 7th resolution.

8. I'll be less mean for people who come forward selling some charity pens that cost $10 and they get $8 commission.

Am addicted to Jay's songs. Uh, nothing new. -.-

Bye!

Saturday, January 06, 2007
♥ Yayyyyyyyyyyy!

Aha. Came online this morning and realised WOO my brother has reformatted the com, again. But I had most of my files saved at D drive, so it's not that bad.

Anyway, yesterday was the last day for orientation. And yay it was fun. Haha. But as much as I think I'll like the school, I won't stay in there, I think. Lol.

I finally got to sing the National Anthem!!!! :D Hahaha. Er, then we went to the hall and we sang some songs. Lol, the president of the student council is crazy over dumb songs and so we had to be dumb and sing songs every morning. But it was cute lah. Haha, the songs are so retarded it makes me laugh. :D

And then and then, we were briefed about the Amazing Race. We had a Cheering competition and the best clan (four clans in total) gets to choose the place to race around first. So anyway my clan got Marsling, which is not really Marsling because some of the checkpoints are actually in Woodlands. Lol. And it wasn't really a race because nobody ran. -.- I really felt like running because the last time I ran was er, at least a week ago. -.- Lol.

Er then we had to do weird things at the station like completing a Sudoku puzzle -.- and playing some garlic game. Haaa. Er it wasn't really tiring, we didn't complete all 7 stations. Went back to school after lunch and we had a long and long and long and very very long (actually it's only one hour, but it felt so long because the teacher was SO draggy) briefing about the CCAs. Then we had the CCA carnival! Haha.

Rushed back home to get my orientation tee and came back to school. I took less than 15 minutes HAHA. :D Lol. Then I finally saw Vivian at the badminton booth and tartah I'm signed for badminton. -.- Then we walked around somemore and saw Wushu people marching with their swords as surrogate rifles. -.- And cheerleaders who didn't cheer. And er the dance person who gave me a sweet that tasted funny. Hahaha.

Then then then. Our clan and our ally clan learnt a dance to the song Sway. Haha. Some dumb couple dance lah. Lol. Original partner was Chunying but swapped with the Hu-e-shi-un and Zhiyang or Ziyang later on. So I danced with Hu-e-shi-un. Haaaaa! We were standing at the last row and then suddenly they told us to turn around to face the audience behind us so we turned out to be at the front row. -.- Lol, anyway we danced and got high and then we had Hop n Jump which was something like what it was at the end of prom the other time except there were at least some disco lights and the floor was bigger.

Was damn disappointed because I just can't get Chunying the Wu Niang to dance. -.- Lol. And Hu-e-shi-un looked like he was having spasms. So we did the spasms thing together. Hahahahaha. I felt like playing badminton. -.- Lol. And Zhiyang or Ziyang spinned 20+ rounds. -.-

Er. Then we watched one last dumb video which Layjia said it was touching. -.- Haha. Then we took photos and yada home! :D

School next week! YAY!!! :D

oh ma ma wo xi huan
pi li pa la wo xi huan
oh ma ma wo xi huan
pi li pa la wo xi huan

oh yeeeaahhh!!!

Hahahahaha.

Thursday, January 04, 2007
♥ IJC>>>

Guess I shall tell you more about IJC, I mean, more as in all that I know of. -.- Which is not very much because I've been there for only two days, though I live so near there MUAHAHAHAHA. Lol, actually I think I'm being really irritating to keep repeating the fact that I live 10 minutes away from IJ. Almost as irritating as Spiky when he laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed whenever I had to return home to WOODLANDS and he lives just behind Anderson. Lol.

Anywayy, in case you're considering going IJC, here's what I know about that school so far.

Best things about IJC:

1. The food in the canteen is rather cheap and the queues aren't as long as it is in Anderson. (Okay, actually it's about the same but still.) And like other JCs, you get a one hour lunch break.

2. The toilet just next to the canteen (the one that most people go to during break) has 6 cubicles instead of the 3 Anderson has. Ha, and there are shower cubicles too, of course. :) Oh, and the toilets are relatively clean and don't smell weird. But boo, there's no toilet paper. Or maybe it's because it just happens to run out of toilet paper when I went in. And er, gillian has a point when she said "What's the point of lining a row of dustbins meant for disposing sanitary napkins outside the cubicles?" Lol. Yah, either you have one in each cubicle, or have one outside all the cubicles. Haaaa.

3. There are quite many water coolers around the school, and the water's cool at least. And there are no water coolers that flows and flows because you can't turn it off or water coolers that you've to open the main tap so that water will flow out of it. -.- Yah.

4. It's near my house. (Sorry I just had to rub it in, again. :D But that's one of the best things lah. Haha.)

5. They don't have dumb pillars in the hall, so there're more badminton courts in the hall than Anderson. Okay it's impossible to have less courts than Anderson since Anderson has only 3 courts in the hall. Lol.

6. The stairs are easy to climb. -.- Er, I don't know why, maybe it's because there's a slope seperating each flight of stairs. As in, you climb a flight of stairs, then you walk a short distance of upslope, then you climb the next flight of stairs. Lol.

7. People there are friendly.

****8. Number 8 has four stars beside it because it's something that impresses me so much I've decided to stress how Best it is. Haha. The security guards of the school are friendly!! Lol. We (gillian, Layjia, Layjia's friend Eunice and Spiky who has came to crash) went school at 9am because we wanted to skip some dumb talk and the security guard was so nice to us!! Haha. AND you can walk out of the school in slippers and there'll be no dumb security guard with bushy white mustache coming over to shout "GIRL GIRL GIRL! NO SLIPPERS! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Yah. So it's a huge thing alright. :D

9. The school song sounds like some national song, written by Dick Lee or something. And although I can't really sing it because it's about 700 times more complicated than EVER ONWARD ANDERSONIANS, it still sounds nice lah (without me singing of course). Haha.

10. Mass dance is dancing to song Sexy Back. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gillian HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No lah, I'm not laughing at gillian because she can't dance. I can't dance too, duh. I'm laughing because there's a weird guy who can't dance but tried to dance and turned out really funny. LOL. And we met him around school a total of 12 times today. Haha.

Bad things about IJC:

1. Fruit juice cost twice of Anderson's. $1 per cup. Lol. And pineapple apple tastes funny.

2. THERE ARE GIGANTIC MILLIPEDES IN IJC. What the hell. They are really really gigantic. Maybe twice the size of the average millipede you always see in Anderson. And they freak me out so much, and it's not like what gillian says that "every millipede is huge to Meigui". It's really big lah!! Tsk tsk.

3. Orientation tomorrow ends at 10pm. But still, point 4 of Best things make things up. :) Uhhhhh, but then I'm still reluctant to miss Anderson's campfire. :(

4. The field gets real muddy when we played with water today. Ah shoes get muddy. :(

5. There's no shelter from the school to the nearest bus stop so you've got to have an umbrella because it rained for the last three times when I left the school. Zzz. So I got drenched once and was dry the other two times because gillian lent me her umbrella. Yay.

So that's about that. And I'm excited about tomorrow because I finally get to sing the national anthem at assembly!!!!!!! :D I'm so happy!!! Have been late for the past two days so yah, I didn't get to sing. Lol.

Aha. Sky's orange because it's raining. -.- I know it doesn't make sense. But I've never quite made sense before what. Haha. Byeeeeeeeeee! :D

Wednesday, January 03, 2007
♥ IJC

IJ's rather fun. Got into the same orientation group as Chunying, gillian and Layjia. Haaa. I'm heng, lol, I don't know what else I can say. Haha.

So anyway, I've decided to join badminton instead of bowling because according to Layjia who heard it from her friend, bowling in IJ is so slack that throughout PAE, we'll perhaps only get to bowl once. Haa. I'm joining badminton! :D Yay. Vivian's there, and maybe Spiky too, since he's training with the IJ people. And my OGL's actually the badminton captain. Lol.

Today was all on games and games and games. Nice and I'm afraid I'll start liking IJ so much so that I don't want to go to another school after PAE. -.-

Don't feel like updating further.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007
♥ Cookie Monster

Well, hello.

The five days are over and I think I've lost my ears, eyes and my left knee. All I hear now is "Na me guan shi ying pu sa------- Na me guan shi ying pu sa------" and the sound of the cymbals and the Chinese trumpet. It just keeps ringing in my ears.

Five days are more than enough for me to realise how wrong I was about some people, my relatives I mean. I feel like slapping myself for not realising their true character earlier.

Just came back home from the cremation anyway. Depressing but I can't seem to bring myself to cry. Feels suffocated. Like there are a million tears waiting to be cried but still nothing comes out. Because what's more tragic than my grandmother's death is that she has a monster as her son. I don't mean my father, of course. I've two other uncles, one of them passed away when I was Primary 2. I hate to call the other one uncle but yah, I've a uncle who's a monster.

If I'm to blog about all that he's done, this post is going to be as long as my grandmother's life. (She's 90 when she died.) But then again, guess I've to get this off my chest.

Two days before my grandmother passed away, that is on the 27th, I visited her with my parents and my second sister. She was so thin all that was left on the bed were bones, skin and veins. Her head was a skull with skin and sunken eyes. She couldn't move, but cried whenever someone comes to visit her. She didn't remember who I'm though, she could only remember my second sis.

Anyway, that monster was very afraid that my grandmother will pass away at his house. So he was looking all troubled and asked to send my grandmother to the hospital. But duh, no doctors can do anything about anything because she's dying because she's simply too old. My father explained this to the monster and the monster slammed the door in our faces.

2 days later, she passed away at 7.30am in the morning. I swear on everything I have the monster is dearly happy about it. You'll see why.

My whole family reached Blk 248 of Ang Mo Kio at around 9am. The monster's the second son of the family, my first uncle is dead, and my father's the youngest son. So being the eldest alive, the monster took charge of everything. But dear, he did nothing, really really nothing. Day one, it was my father who drived to the HDB main hub to apply for the use of the void deck. It was my father who drived to the police station to report the death.

What did the monster do then?

He took charge of scrimping on everything. Every single thing from the clothes to the drinks to the oranges to even the incense paper. He probably got the cheapest funeral package available. Everything was budgeted. Guess what. He even refused to publish my grandmother's death in the obituaries. Reason being it's a waste of money. Duh, he's looking forward to earning a heap from the White Gold (money given to family of the deceased when friends and relatives come to pay their respects).

So be it.

The package was so cheap that the coffin didn't even have a see-through glass. The paper house and car was so pathetically small, one look and you know it can't cost much. Day one, I was burning the incense paper by the coffin and the monster came in to tell me not to burn too much or too quickly. I ignored him, and he repeated himself a second time. I ignored him again and continued burning lots. Disrespectful? I don't care. The monster's not respecting my grandmother either.

Then the monster changed his mind about hiring the cymbal thinger. You know, there's the basic band, and then there's an optional cymbal group that make ultra loud noises while two big-headed dolls dance around. Initially he wanted that, because he thought it would cost only 1K. But then it was actually 2K, so he changed his mind and say no.

My aunties and cousins shared to hire that, because without it the funeral will be really really pathetic.

Lunch and dinner for our own people were cooked in the monster's house, by the monster's wife, instead of the cook at the cooking area because it's budgeted.

Day two, when the lights at the void deck tripped, the monster continued playing Dai Dee with his few damn friends and it was my cousin who called the Town Council. I sat there folding the incense paper and he came over and tell me not to fold too fast. I looked away, ignoring him completely. I know he's not happy with me duh, because I'm too obviously showing how much I hate him. But I can't be bothered to care about a monster.

All the while at the void deck, he's either at the Dai Dee table, gambling away, or by the cookie tin where he keeps the White Gold, counting his cookies (the money). So my sisters and I termed him the Cookie Monster. It was my father who hanged up the blankets and helped to fold the incense paper. I burned so much incense paper by the coffin that until now, everything I see seems to be burning. That's why I said I lost my eyes.

Kept wake on the second night. Lol, that was how I spent my last minutes of 2006. My two sisters stayed too, and their boyfriends came at around 1am, and stayed till 6am.

The Cookie Monster finally found the chance to get back at us.

Day three, the Cookie Monster was all high about my two sisters' boyfriends and yada yada. Talking about it at the top of his voice to those aunties of mine. (They're all San Gu Liu Pos, those whose favourite hobby/ sport/ subject is gossiping.) So be it. There's nothing to be ashamed of yea. It's not like we've pocketed the money meant to give my grandmother a grand sendoff.

But it was this incident that really fucked me up.

I was sitting with my second sister by a round table, and we were sharing a newspaper. Cookie Monster came and sat down too. We ignored him as usual. And guess what, Cookie Monster simply took my sister's handphone and looked at it, without asking. We didn't even know until he suddenly spoke up.

CM: Woahhhhhhhhhhhh. (super exaggerated tone) Who's this? (The wallpaper is my second sister's photo)
Me: What the hell?
Sis: -COUGHS- Um, my phone?
CM: Woahhhhhhhhhh. This is you arh?
Sis: Yah. (reaches hand out for phone)
CM: You meh? After cosmetic surgery?
Sis: -COUGHS- MY phone.
CM: Woah. (shouts) Hey come and look arh.

(All those SGLPs come over.)

LL (one of the SUPER SGLP cousins, she's one huge bitch): Woah. So beautiful. Should take more mah, now very fashionable right. Take more while still young.
Sis: Yah, if not wait until old -COUGHS- like -COUGHS- you then cannot take already.

(Phone switches to screensaver mode, screensaver is a picture of my sis and her boyfriend.)

CM: WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HEY COME AND LOOK ARH. AH GIRL'S (what they call her) BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FRIENND LEH!
Me: (totally cannot stand it) AH PEH! (What I should call the Cookie Monster) My sis wants to use HER PHONE to make a call, can?
CM: (hateful stare) Nah nah, go call your boyfriend lah.

Kan ni na.

Then my sister and I continued reading the newspaper. I was pointing a picture to my sister when suddenly the newspaper slide away to the other end of the table. Cookie Monster simply took it WITHOUT ASKING. And it was not as if the paper is left there and no one's reading it. TWO people are reading the newspaper and the only reason I can think of him acting like this is that he's counted SO much cookies that he's turned blind.

So my sister got really fed up and left the table, while I continued sitting opposite him, arms crossed and staring at him while he read the paper. I was waiting for him to look up and ask me what I'm staring at so that I can reply him I'm trying to read the newspaper that I just bought. But no, he didn't look up, but took his own sweet time to read the newspaper while I waited for him to finish. On purpose, obviously, just to make me unhappy probably because I made him unhappy too much.

FUCK. No wonder my father hated him so much.

Night three, I played three people Mahjong with my brother and one of my cousins. He's the son of the Cookie Monster but I always thought he's a rather nice person. Now I know I should never forget he's not, because no matter what he's still the Cookie Monster's son. And what kind of parents will produce what kind of children.

Because the next day after that night, he was busy helping me advertise to the whole world how pro I am in Mahjong and Dai Dee and yada yada. And how amazed he is that someone my age will know how to play Mahjong so well. (PLEASE, I know a whole world of people who can play Mahjong better than him, that's all.) Just shut up. So now I know he's a San Shu Liu Gong (male version of SGLP) and now I know I should stay far away from him.

Night four was Deng Seh Hong. Fuck tiring. 7.30pm till 11pm. All about kneeling and standing and kneeling again. So I lost my knee, because it's swollen, again. Tch. Cookie Monster told the cook to prepare only 10 tables that night. Ten. You know what ten means? It means there's food for only 100 people. And my father has 150 friends coming together that night, in groups of 30. Earlier he's already told Cookie Monster that he had many friends coming that night but duh, Cookie Monster cares only about his Cookies and nothing else.

So my father was super paiseh when there weren't enough tables to get by. He has to set tables himself and all he has to serve them is porridge which they cooked in replacement of the four dishes and one soup meal. And when my father asked Cookie Monster why he did not prepare more tables since he's already told him he has many friends coming tonight, guess what Cookie Monster said?

He said he thought my father was joking.

That got my father really angry because WHO WOULD JOKE AT HIS MOTHER'S FUNERAL?! Cookie Monster was grinning like mad because of all the Cookies that he's receiving from the 150 friends. Fuck it. The cookies total up to $30 000 from all the days and I bet the whole affair cost less than $5000 for him. Take it man, take it, we all know what kind of monster you are.

And while all these are going on, son of Cookie Monster, aka the SSLG, was going around telling people how scary my father's "gang" is, because they come in groups of 30 and look as if they're coming for a gangfight. He made everything seem like some triad of whatfuck when everything's just as simple as the fact that my father has many friends, THAT'S ALL.

Besides, his Cookie father is so happy over the Cookies that he's receiving. Triad or no triad, we all feel like beating the Cookie Monster up.

Night four my brother was keeping wake and Cookie Monster dared him to go sleep in my grandmother's room. My brother went "Ok. Why, you don't dare arh?" and Cookie Monster went tongue-tied. So he cares about his house being haunted too yea? I thought he cares only about his cookies.

Day five, the Cookie Monster hired 3 buses instead of 5 buses because of the great reason that by doing so, he can save $120. I know because I heard SSLG (Yes, his own son was gossiping about him. Can you believe it.) telling another cousin the story. Tsk tsk tsk.

And Cookie Monster took a red marker and wrote his own house's unit number under the coffin. My sisters and I went WHAT THE HELL?! together and his own daughter said "Ah Pa how can like that?"

Whatever man. Tomorrow 8am we've to go the cremation grounds to collect my grandmother's bones and ashes. Then that's it. 100 days later I'll have to see the Cookie Monster again because we're going to pay our respects to my grandmother at Cookie House. Then my father said he'll ask the priest to copy a tablet and we'll pay our respects at home. No more Cookie Monster, never ever ever ever ever.

Thursday's the 7th day and supposedly, my grandmother will return to us to see us for the last time. I hope she returns to give Cookie Monster a slap or something, for vandalising on her coffin. Tch.

I thought this kind of tragic only happens in Channel 8's dramas. Where else can you get such a classic character whose character traits are so blatantly rotten?

Not even my father bothers to quarrel with Cookie Monster because he doesn't want to make a spectacle in front of my grandmother. He didn't even join in those SGLPs who only spoke about the Cookie Monster swallowing all the Cookies behind his back. We just went about doing what we should do, but even those become things we shouldn't do because we're using up too many pieces of incense paper and too many joss sticks.

Zzz. I should be sleeping. Sigh bye.

PS: Sorry Weilong that I've to ask you to go home when you're already on your way over. Haven't had the time to explain. If you've shown your face, all the SGLPs and the SSLG will jump to the conclusion that you're my boyfriend, even though you're not. I'm not afraid of them gossiping because I'm used to it. But once you reach, you'll find about 15 people in white staring at you as if you're food and they're starved for 900 days. That was what happened to my two sisters. And by the time you go home, you'll be left with a torn shirt and three limbs missing. Maybe half your head will be gone as well. So, sorry again.

And many thanks to gillian and Aaron for helping me record the shows that my mother is crazy over.