Saturday, September 30, 2006
♥ Do Not Watch Miami Vice

A call from hell
I thought the wall answered

When it's less than 30 days to Onana, nobody ever comes online anymore. Okay, not exactly nobody. People like Anson, who never ever needs to flip open his EMaths tys and practise one question to get full marks for EMaths paper two, is still online. And people like Spiky, who will only practise one question from EMaths tys one day before EMaths exam, is online too.

Anyway. I'm online feeling SO accomplished after finishing a AMaths paper. Uh huh. And watching Miami Vice. People who have too much money to spare and is considering watching Miama Vice, please halt. Please please please DO NOT believe what Shannon has to say and spend your money wisely by donating it to the Salvation Army instead.

Hell I felt like I wasted two and a half hours of my time alive. I can't understand the show at all. It's all gunfire and explosions and drugs trafficking and after 10 minutes I don't know who's the good guy and who's the bad guy already. And after 20 minutes, I figured the two people that appeared the most frequent are the good guys, but then after 25 minutes I felt maybe one of them is bad and the other one is not that good too. After 30 minutes I decided all the characters in the show are bad because it is a bad show and I'm stupid because I'm watching a bad show trying to make out good guys. Haa.

So people. If you ever wanted to go watch Miami Vice because 1) Shannon said it's a good show or 2) I Weekly gave it four out of five stars or 3) you just want to watch a NC-16 show or 4) you have simply too much money to spare, please consider my suggestion:

Pay me $9.50 and I'll entertain you for two and a half hours with my superb acting skills which gurantees no gunfire and no explosion and definitely no need to guess who's the good guy and who's the bad guy because there's no guy around. Ha. No, I'm just joking. Please donate the $9.50 to the Salvation Army and I'll write a note that says "NC-16" for you. Oh, and I'll slap Shannon for you too. :D

Anyway, because I'm rotting away at home I've decided to come to my blog although no souls ever read this anymore (since everyone is so busy with Onana), just to self-entertain and to see if Trixie the imaginary pixie that lives in my blog has died.

Apparently she hasn't. So disappointing.

1. Does anyone know your password to your email?
* Yes, Sandy. Trixie knows the password to my blog, which is the same as the password to my email. So she knows the password to my email too. Oh, and Pally my imaginary doughnut that lives in my Photobucket account knows the password to that Photobucket account, which is also the same as the password to my email. So she knows my password to my email too. My god, I didn't know so many people know my password.

2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonalds?
* Can't remember. Sandy can't remember too. Her memory's almost as bad as mine.

3. Are you an emotional person?
* Not really. I don't cry when I watch Korean shows like Sokmui does. Oh wait. But I'll cry if I ever kill a person. That makes me more emotional than Sokmui? Eh, no. I shouldn't compare myself with killers. They have different psychological makeup.

4. Do you like your name?
* Yah. I love it to bits. (Singapore Idol's replaying at Channel Five. I can hear Jonathan singing Chasing Cars. :D:D) Before we get too old

5. Do you believe in love at first sight?
* No. I don't believe in anything at first sight. Looks are very deceiving. Uh huh, but there're still exceptions. I believe worms are disgusting at first sight. Especially 672 worms.

6. Ever felt jealous of your friend?
* There's something about everyone that I can be jealous about. Like Chunying who has a mother that'll wake up early in the morning to fry noodles for her to bring to school. Like Priscilla who has a grandmother who lives in a house where the water tastes exceptionally nice. Like Junjie and his $1000... book voucher. Oh wells.

7. What was the last thing you did?
* Just had a sip of water and missed Priscilla's grandmother's house's water for the 7th time. Haa.

8. Who is right next to you ?
* Sandy on the right and Trixie on my left. Now Trixie is begging me to blog longer so that she need not return to the com so fast. And now Sandy's laughing at Trixie because she never needs to go back anywhere. And now they're fighting. SIGN OF STRESS. I'M HAVING TOO MANY IMAGINARY FRIENDS. Nah. I'm never stressed. Tsk.

9. Who was the last person you ate with?
* Anson. What did we eat? Oh. Long John's Silver. The branch at Bishan has to bell at the door. Bet Priscilla will love that Long John's.

10. What song are you listening to right now?
* Hady singing some weird song.

11. How's the weather right now?
* Cool. I feel like throwing Sandy out of the window. Oh but she's still busy fighting with Trixie. They arh. Never seem to grow up. Did I tell you Sandy has an imaginary friend called Tom, who's Ben Wee's imaginary friend? Ah. I should stop spreading this imaginary friend thing. Feels like the whole world's crazy. Imagine everyone having imaginary friends. And imaginary friends having more imaginary friends. And imaginary friends' friends having more imaginary friends. The world will be so crowded.

12. Last person who called you today?
* Today? No one called me today. :D

14. Last song you sang?
* I'm walking away ------ From the troubles in my life ------- I'm walking away --------- Can't remember the title suddenly.

15. Last time you danced?
* Er. Blangha dance? But I didn't really dance that time. So, I don't know. Maybe last night in my dreams, but I don't remember dancing. Doesn't rule out the possibility still. Lol.

16. Lost a friendship over something stupid?
* ... Yah.

18. Last thing you ate?
* Long John's Silver Combo Two.

19. Been really depressed before?
* Really like really really? Not really I think, really. Maybe it was really, but I don't know what's really, really. Really? Really.

20. Faked being sick to miss school?
* No. I faked sick to skip school, not because I miss it. WHO EVER MISSES SCHOOL. Alright. I still hate school. Check. I'm still young, hooray, not ageing, yet.

21. What time did you wake up today?
* 8am.

22. Current taste?
* Taste in what? Alright, I'll let my tongue answer this question. >>> Sorry, my tongue can't type.

23. Who is the person that posted this survey?
* Some weird person in Friendster. Oh, Veronica. Sorry. =X

24. What are you wearing right now?
* World Cup Tee and shorts.

25. Are you too shy to ask anyone out?
* I hate dumb questions. When have I ever been shy. Skip.

26. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
* HAIR. Those that have gel all over should burn on the rooftop with 72 worms.

27. Where are you right now?
* At Pasir Ris's swimming pool, using a waterproof wireless laptop and blogging at top speed despite the water resistence and my inability to breathe underwater. Just took another sip of water. And Sandy's swimming with me too. Actually, I'm home. Just being a little retard.

28. What date and day is it?
* Does it matter? 30 Sept, Saturday.

29. Did you go anywhere today?
* Yah. I went Bishan and Woodlands. I'm always going to Woodlands, from my room to the kitchen and from the living room to the toilet. I'm always travelling around Woodlands.

30. What did you do there?
* Bishan to study in those coloured holes and to eat lunch and to watch Miami Vice and to regret watching Miami Vice. Woodlands to do lots of things. Like bathe, on computer, blog, drink water, talk to Sandy and Trixie and etc etc.

31. How old are you?
* Mighty sixteen years old. I'm getting old. -pats gillian's head- You young people arh...

33. Are you mature or immature?
* Very mature. Told you I'm getting old. When will you ever listen. Don't make me not friend you alright.

34. Do you call your parents by their first name?
* HAHAHAHAHA. Then I'll be wishing my father Happy New Year everyday. HAAAA. No. I call them Pa and Ma.

35. Are you an only child?
* Yah. And I have an imaginary brother and two imaginary sisters. No wait. They aren't imaginary. All these imaginary friends and pixies are confusing my real bad. Sigh.

36. Where do you go shopping?
* Where there are shops, duh. Not so bad huh this quiz, only 36 dumb questions so far.

37. Do you like where you work?
* I'm still studying. Okay not really. I aren't really studying right now. I'm here cursing about some dumb quiz and a dumb imaginary spirit that possessed me and making me dumb enough to do this dumb quiz. Yah. Anyway, I don't like where I work because I don't know, I just feel like being cynical about everything. So yah, the place where I work is downright disgusting because I don't even know where it is.

38. Do you like books?
* Of course. Especially the one without cover, and contents. Only one strip of one of the pages left. I love re-reading that piece of paper. It's so easy to read.

39. Do you want to get married?
* Yes.

40. To whom?
* I answered these two questions before and my answer then is Jay. But my answer now can't be Jay because Jay's my tortoise name. And I can't get married with my tortoise because although it's a tortoise I don't think it can outlive me, judging from how I treat it. And I absolutely can't marry a tortoise because otherwise my seven children will turn out to be freaks. So I have to change my answer to ----- Jay Chou. Won't hurt to dream so just let me, alright.

I'm still bored and since it's only 9pm at night, I've decided to do this.

30 People I Just Named
Message: read each question below, for every
question, you
must type in the first name that comes into your
mind. just one. YOU ARE NOT INCLUDED.

1. u sit near to in class
:: Weixin.

2. has great looking hair
:: Son. HAHA.

3. has a great smile
:: gillian. Because she has a hole in her face, according to Son.

4. has a deep voice
:: Naomi. HAHAHA. What joke.

5. has a cute laugh
:: CHUNYING. (I hope she's not drinking anything now... I won't pay if her monitor spoil because she spill water on it...)

6. has a wild laugh
:: Still Chunying.

7. looks cute with makeup on
:: ... I shall change the question to "Will look cute with makeup on" and the answer isssssssssssss Yannqi. :D:D

8. is funny
:: Mr Yu. :D

9. is good in drawing
:: (So wanted to write myself, my Art rocks okay) Um. Fiona then. HAHAHAHAHA.

10. is tall
:: Cheng Jiao Lian. Haha. He's so tall we were afraid he'll knock into the ceiling fan. Haha.

11. has C.A.T. hair
:: What's C.A.T hair. Hair that looks like a cat? Er. Er. Er. Garfield?

12. has good penmanship
:: (So wanted to write myself again) Hanhui then. His handwriting's the neatest anyone has seen.

13. is good in math
:: (SO SO wanted to write myself AGAIN) Ummmm. Mdm Wong. Haha.

14. has pink cheeks
:: Vanessa.

15. is good in volleyball
:: Ren Yao. Because ren yao da pai qiu. Therefore, Ah Bao Baorong.

16. is good in badminton
:: Er. Yongyuan?

17. loves to play the guitar
:: Nat.

18. loves his/her cell
:: gillian. I take it the question meant cellphone, or handphone, or mobile phone. Not the real cells. gillian may be retarded, but she won't love her own cells. -.-

19. is tall
:: This is repeated.

20. is short
:: gillian. She's short-circuited.

21. has cat eyes
:: No idea. What about dog face? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Because UFO says... Ah nevermind.

22. has a cool last name
:: Fanny.

23. no.22's love interest
:: Funny? No, I don't know.

24. no. 12's love interest
:: Oh, Huishany.

25. no. 18's love interest
:: COUGHS. Ah Lian loves Leonarrrrrr... Didn't say anything.

26. no. 11's love interest
:: Garfield loves food.

27. no. 13's love interest
:: Mdm Wong loves lame jokes.

28. no. 21's love interest
:: Uh huh. I didn't say anybody.

29. love's purple and pink
:: Ah Lian loves purple. Sarah loves pink.

30. who you'd like to give you a testimonial
:: Mrs Yeo. Duh.

Name 13 people; no peeking at questions:
1 - Jaslyn
2 - gillian
3 - Sokmui
4 - Priscilla
5 - Chunying
6 - Naomi
7 - Weixin
8 - Weisiang
9 - Junjie
10 - Huiming
11 - Fiona
12 - Jiaru
13 - Meiching

How did you meet 10?
(Huiming) We bumped into each other and had a fight at the corridor. She pulled my hair and I tore her pinafore. Then I woke up and realised I had a dream and went to school and met her in class 3/1.

What would you do if you had never met 1?
(Jaslyn) My food wouldn't have taste salty enough. Sobs. Next time she decides to leave me I'll make sure she leave lots of salt behind.

What would you do if 6 and 2 dated?
(Naomi and gillian) I'll wish gillian good luck because she has to face Naomi when eating ice cream and go to sleep feeling sad because Naomi'll will become even more retarded now that she's with a retard.

Have you ever seen 4 cry?
(Priscilla) Yes. And it's for the most unbelievable reason.

Do you think 10 is cute?
(Huiming) Yah. She's cute when she says "I don't know lehhh." LOL.

How did you get to know 8?
(Weisiang) He visits once a year during the lunar seventh month. Got to know him when I first saw his yellow bag floating in mid air.

Would you ever go on a date with number 12?
(Jiaru) If Shahida allows.

What's 7's Favorite color?
(Weixin) Weixin has a favourite colour??!!! Nah, she doesn't. She only likes books.

What would you do if 6 confessed he/she loves you?
(Naomi) I'll take Kakei's line and say Oh My Buddha. NO. I'll never ever be able to stand seeing her eating ice cream, or eating anything else.

Fact about 9:
(Junjie) He won $1000... book voucher. Ha. And he's dating Priscilla Koh.

Who is 4 going out with?
(Priscilla) See, told you. They got such chemistry between them that even their questions come together. She's going out with Junjie. Aw sweety.

who is number 5 to you?
(Chunying) A fly who tries to act complicated by being a chamleon sometimes. Very stretchable. May extend when in use. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Would you ever live with 13?
(Meiching) Live with?? Uh, don't think so.

Is 2 single?
(gillian) No, Ah Lian's attached to Leonarrr.... Didn't say anything.

What do you think about 3?
(Sokmui) She's perfect except she kills. (Has to say she's perfect otherwise I may be killed...)

What's the best thing about number 8?
(Weisiang) He can go away unseen. That's why he can score in Literature. Uhhhhh. Sorry. Not funny.

What do you like about number 11?
(Fiona) She is dumber than me. Which is rare so I really treasure it.

Favorite Memory with 6?
(Naomi) Why won't this quiz stop reminding me of the most disgusting person out of the 13?! Haha. Sigh. Favourite memory huh. When she's not eating. Or lying against poor Ruth. =/

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Alright. Time to publish. I've been blogging for the past two hours plus. Which again proves my point that two and a half hours is easy to kill and there's absolutely NO need to watch Miami Vice. So people, please remember not to watch Miami Vice.

And oh yah, I've not been reminding you all. Please remember not to order a cake from Four Leaves too. :D

Bye!

Friday, September 29, 2006
♥ HAHA :D:D

Home early after buying mooncakes. :D Haha.

Today feels weird in more than one way because I keep getting the feeling people around me are sad. Uh huh. And I still think they are. -.- Lol.

I don't know what to blog about. Didn't want to blog actually. Until I saw this one photo at the new Anderson Webpage. For those who don't know it yet, and keeps screaming in class about how you don't know the webpage and yada yada when it actually doesn't matter aka Haobo here it is.

Here

That's the MOE one. The link called Anderson Portal is at a box somewhere below. Anyway, the pictures are under the link View Photos on that same page, under highlights.

One year ago, I hated him like anything, so much so that I came up with TUA (The Ultimate Aim). Yah, and since half a year ago, I thought he can be quite okay actually. But now, NO. I'm back to the same thing again. I can't stand him, really, really, really.

So wanted to forget what he said and what he did and that he even exist. Yah, I still can't get over the fact that he's to decide I'm a wall when firstly, I'm not flat, and secondly, I'm not tall. And yah, I still can't get over him acting like he's oh-so-friendly with the neighbouring class when OBVIOUSLY they can't stand him as well.

Yesterday he came to the library. When I was, for once, seriously doing my homework with my Mp3 plugged in. I can STILL hear him. And he sat down at the table where gillian, Chunying, GJiahao and I were at. None of us gave a damn to him. Okay, not really. gillian and I were taking turns to haul sacarstic remarks at him so that he knows if he wants to badly be in the library, he should at least not sit with a table of people who hate him that much.

It didn't take him long to realise how unwelcomed he is. So he went to the next table, where Spiky and Shaun were, and sat down beside Spiky and wrap his arms (really) around him. I don't know how Spiky feels about that but OBVIOUSLY he isn't very welcomed when Spiky tried to hint for him to go.

You see, he said something about his muscles and Spiky said "Go train lah. Go now. Go train now."

But dear, he didn't get the hint. Why didn't he just get up and kick him out of the library. Tsk.

And when the people he came with had left the library, we hinted again that he should go with them and not stay behind (and make us strain our minds to think of more lines to make him just go). But still, no.

He left and came back and left and came back, until I gave up and not look up from my EMaths paper at all. Pain to the neck, and pain to the ears because I have to blast the music to cover that voice.

Pretty obvious who I'm talking about. But uh huh, I'm not scared of letting the whole world know I dislike Wang Haobo like TOTALLY. At least I don't talk cock behind his back and then go sit with him and laugh and joke right. At least I stopped playing the mosquito ringtone when he said it's irritating. But did he stop yakking when I said he was irritating? No to the power of 87973, he didn't.

There's a million reasons why I do not like him and the top on the list is because he call me Hong Mei Mei with a big grin in front of me but say other much more nasty things behind. That's enough to make him as bad as 671 worms. Or maybe 672.

Urgh. Mentioning him makes me feel sick. Hell stop pretending you're Mr Greaty Great who can lift 80 whales when you'll cry when you lost to gillian in Chinese. I hope whoever reads this will tell him how much we, or at least I, hate him. And that he should stop smsing me things like "Tml got Chinese meh?" because I'll save that one sms for someone with more worth. I'll use that one sms I saved up to send a double message to someone who cares more than you, 672 worms.

Okay. I'll stop talking about him totally. I wanted to blog about that picture I saw only. And now I've gone into how much I hate 672 worms. So anyway, here's the picture. Hanhui is going to kill me when he sees this. But hey, I'm just trying to tell the world what a great and confident sergeant (or whatever) you are. :D



HAHA. Looks so kuku. Okay, now I'm certain he's going to kill me when he sees this.

My aim for this entry is achieved. So tadah. I'm still in a not really good mood because I can't seem to get my mind of irritating people and irritating things, so yah. I'll try and be happier. :D

Bye!

Thursday, September 28, 2006
♥ Mooncake!

Hello. It's a month to Onana and I wonder if anyone ever comes here to check for updates anymore. I need 73 more visits to reach 9000. :D

Anyway, according to Anson, the longest word in the world is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Uh huh, although I'm still doubting there's such a word afterall. He said it's the name of some disease. So reminds of Sec 2 Read And Share when I churn out names of many fears. Haa.

Time to head for bed. I'm too tired to give a proper entry. Soya bean milk before sleep. :D I'm so blessed wtih all the best things in the world. Okay maybe except being in the same school as Yannqi. Haha. Other than that, life's good, for today at least.

But tomorrow's Friday, again. Tsk. I'm not going to let anything ruin tomorrow. I'm meeting my mother after school to buy mooncakes. :D

MOONCAKE FESTIVAL. I WANT GO LIGHT LANTERNS! AND PLAY FIRECRACKERS! :D:D:D

Yawn.

Bye bye.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006
♥ Life's like that.

Tomorrow will be better, or will it not?

Mix limewater with soyabean milk, and then add a few drops of magnesium hydroxide, heat and stir mixture using a glass rod. Then pour half the mixture into another test tube and add sulphuric acid in excess and ta-dah. You'll get nothing.

Uh huh. Get what I mean?

No?

Too bad. Life's like that.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006
♥ I'm ageing. :(

Chain email received, this time from Suyi >>>












Hahahahaha.

10.08pm. I should be sleeping. So that I won't feel so sleepy in class. Actually, I don't like my seat in class. 'Cause it's not on either side of the class. Okay, it's on the right, but then not really very right. So when you tilt to look at the teacher in the middle of the class, you'll get the glare from the sunrays from outside the window left of the classroom. Uh huh. When you're all the way on the right you don't get as much glare, somehow.

And that glare is making my eyes swim. -_- I see patches when I close my eyes.

Anyway, I couldn't find Son's testimonial in class. :( So he had to reask people to rewrite. I'm so sorry. =/ He got me to help him write (UHHHHHH. Write about... what?). Lol. I'll try to remember. (See, I forgot about the big notebook I talked about yesterday. Memory's failing. I'm becoming part of the ageing population. Sigh.) I'll remember about the notebook tomorrow. Buy one from the bookshop tomorrow. Buy one from the bookshop tomorrow.

Alright. Got to get some sleep. I can't even remember what day of the week it is today. I feel so void.

Bye! And have a nice Wednesday. :D

Monday, September 25, 2006
♥ Monday (:

What a Monday. =/

Mondays are nice, as usual, because Physics changed to Geography and we had one hour and fifteen minutes of Geography when the timetable didn't have Geography. But Geography didn't turn out quite nice because I got 19 out of 40 wrong for Geography Paper one. Ah. And I yawned twice during Geography. :(

But Monday's still nice because I get to go home at 3pm after the Career talk because I wasn't down to meet any professionals. But it was still boring during that what-talk-was-it? And so we were playing Truth or Dare. Haaaa. And it was so funny, Hanhui that cuckoo was so horny. LOL. And he insists that I have sexual fantasies over the ah pek next door and I peep at that ah pek when he's bathing. HAHA.

So anyway --- Wait. I just checked my email. And HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay I can't say much because I'm still waiting. LOL.

Oh. And I'm so screwed because I can't find Son's testimonials that he gave to me before the prelims. I remember they're all in class, together with Hanhui's and Weixin's testimonial for me. But now there's only Hanhui's left. So I've to get Weixin to help me rewrite, but what about Son? :( I'll ransack the pigeon holes tomorrow. -makes mental note-

I think I've got to get a large notebook to record down things to do every now and then. My memory's failing me. I feel so useless sometimes. Ha. Okay, I'll try to find a book somewhere at home. Uh. Yah, and I'll try to bring it everywhere I go.

Monday's still nice because I met Mr Tok at MOS Burger Woodlands today! :D LOL. And he's still as er, er, er cute (?) as before. Hahaha. He actually cleared his tray when he finished eating, leaving the table spack clean. Haha.

Uh huh. Other than that, nothing much's up today. No assembly cause sky looked like it was going to cry which is again a good thing because I lost my tie since god knows how long ago. Haa.

AHHHH. WHY DID I FORGET ABOUT THE RESULTS SHOW?!!! BYE.

Sunday, September 24, 2006
♥ Samsoon?

If I lay here, If I just lay here, Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Watched Singapore Idol. Favours Jonathan Leong but aren't going to vote. Lol. Cause Hady's rather good too. But I still liked it when Jonathan sang Chasing Cars. It was the 3rd time he was singing that song on the show, and it's still just as good.

Somehow there's this craze about Samsoon out there between one crazy woman who likes to cook rice and another crazy killer who likes to, duh, kill. (The first time I read the word Samsoon at Sokmui's blog, I actually thought she meant Samsung. And I was so confused because I can't picture a killer being overwhelmed by a Samsung advertisement. Unless it features Jay, lah. But Jay does Panansonic, not Samsung. -.-)

So anyway, I've decided to add the 34th thing onto the list of things to do after Onana, and that is to watch Samsoon. The 35th thing is to figure out why it can spoil a killer's image (which I've took pains to mould) to such a great extent. Uh. And the 36th is to repeat the 35th because I know I'll fail. Ha.

It's 10.26pm and I aren't sleeping because I just had supper. SEE. I AM NOT ANOREXIC.

-_-

If I'm anorexic, Sokmui's not killerish and Priscilla is not funny. If I'm anorexic, Weixin will go for prom (gILLIAN IS GOING FOR PROM!) and Chunying will not love Soonkiat. If I'm anorexic, Eh-ren will finish his Geography essays on time. Get the point? I don't get how anyone could misunderstand me to that extent. >:( How can she forbid my love for food just like that.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Anyway. Take a look at this.

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Uh.

Uh...

Alright. I feel really bad. I'll go sleep. :(

Bye!! :D (Wrong emotion but. Nevermind. I'm happy lah. Just trying to confuse you. Are you confused now? Eh hey. I'm happy. I'm unhappy. I'm happy. I'm unhappy. HAHA. -.-)

♥ Anorexia

John Tucker Must Die is a pretty good show. I'll rate Hahahaha, that's 4 Has out of 5 Has. Lol.

Came home last night at around 8.30pm and I was still feeling full although I hardly ate throughout the day. (I think Sakae takes one lag day to realise it's in me, that's why I'm feeling full only one day after eating that much.) So anyway, I couldn't quite eat dinner, and my eldest sister thought I was anorexic.

She just came over suddenly and told me I wasn't eating enough. So I told her I'm feeling full. And she asked me if I ate dinner already, and I told her no. And then she told me this was exactly what happened to her when she was suffering from anorexia.

...

I always knew my siblings and I weren't close enough. But how can she think I'm anorexic?! I thought the whole world knew my love for food is almost half as much as my love for Jay.

So I put on my most serious face (although I felt like laughing because someone thinks I'm anorexic) because otherwise she'll think I'm not being serious, and said, "I am not anorexic." But no, she didn't believe me. She went on to tell me how she refused to admit she was suffering from anorexia initially and her condition only got worse. And how she felt like vomitting all the time but nothing ever came out because, duh, she didn't have anything to vomit out.

And then she insisted that I admit I have anorexia because the first stage to treatment is understanding of your own condition.

So I just stared at her while she rant on and on for half an hour about the horror of anorexia and how she managed to recover from it and how I should seek consultation as early as possible. And I didn't know what to say. Because if I tell her I AM NOT suffering from anorexia, she'll go on telling me admitting to it is the first step to recovery. But, recovery to what??

And I can't possibly tell her I AM SUFFERING FROM ANOREXIA so that she'll believe I'm not since anorexic people don't admit they're anorexic. She'll probably grab me and send me off to the nearest hospital around. And she'll be delighted because she saved her little sister from probable harm that the scary A might bring. Haa.

After half an hour, she shoved me a bar of KitKat and insist that I eat it to prove that I'm not anorexic. So I ate it. And she went "Oh". And I held back the Fuck that I so wanted to say in her face for wasting 35 minutes of my precious time alive.

I swear the next time I see her I'll just grab whatever food there is around me and eat it in the shortest time possible, to save her the trouble of recounting her dark days when A troubled her.

Uh. In case you're confused, I'm not suffering from anything but my sister thinks I'm suffering from anorexia so I ate a KitKat to prove that I'm not. Yah, that's the summary.

People, it's 35 days to Onana! Aren't you excited? I AM SO EXCITED. I can't wait for it to be all over so that I can give my textbooks away and PARTY ALL THE WAY.

Today's Sunday and there's lots on the To-Do list. I'm supposed to remind all Fourones to bring their signed results slip and their testimonials tomorrow. And I've to remember to bring $35 for prom. And I'm supposed to bring Jay out for a walk. AH NO. Pet tortoises don't need walks. Oh, and I've to pack the table behind me which is going to collapse anytime due to the weight on it.

Feel like going back to sleep. -_-

Mum just asked if I want icecream. And of course I said yes. And then she told me there's none in the house HAHA. -_- Tell me, is my mother the only retarded one around?

Okay, there is icecream actually. She was hala-ing me. TSK.

Bye!

Saturday, September 23, 2006
♥ Hello (:

Haa. I'm using a really old skin. Made this when Qi Li Xiang album was first released. Wanted to change the blogskin but was lazy to search through so many skins at Blogskins. Lol. Photoshop's down 'cause I can't find the progamme in the com so I had to use one of my past skins.

Going out to watch John Tucker Must Die later. Heard it was a good show. :D

By the way, this blogskin shows up weird in Mozilla. So I can only see my blog in Internet Explorer. But it's okay, because Jay's pretty suave face isn't disfigured or anything. So it's still candy to the eye.

Got to run. Bye! :D

Friday, September 22, 2006
♥ Singalella

Another email received, the one two days ago was from Chunpoh, this one's from Ronghua that idiot >>>

GSCE 'O' Levels Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully.

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah!

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Question: Singalella why become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

CPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?"

So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."

She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

"Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai."

Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!"

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.


Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean

F9. Don't understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

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Those who don't know Hokkien, forget it. It's just some super lame story about why Singalella (Singapore's Cinderella) became rich. Really. Ronghua must have thought I was damn stressed from all the prelims. Haa. I'm so not stressed lah. Would be better if I can be a little more stressed. =/

Uh, anyway. Ah Lian sort of half tagged me. Because she didn't include me in one of the people to tag but she said maybe I could do the survey if I read her blog, and of course I did, so I'm going to do the survey and kill the time that is so evil because it cheated my feelings time and again since I'm always stupid enough to read off the wrong time from the clock.

My, did you see that? That's one long sentence. :D Ah. Sorry, being a little gillian (retard) once in a while. Haha.

Here's the survey. And if you don't feel like reading it, you may scroll down to the last question and see if I tagged you.

1. Single, taken or crushing?
Taken.

2. are you happy with your life now?
No. I just lost to some imaginary computerised person called Colin in the Game Of Life in my phone. >:( Oh uh, not that Life. Uh. Rather happy. Otherwise I wouldn't be in the mood to crack cold jokes and try to act refrigeratorish and see if I can attract fridge magnets. AH SORRY. Really can't stand myself.

3. when you meet the right person, do you fall with him fast?
Errr. Why do you need to fall with somebody? Say 1, 2, 3 and we fall down together? Wheeeee! I think the question meant fall FOR him. So it means the person who set this question has lousy standard for English, which gives me all the right not to answer this dumb question. But being nice and super nice and ultra super nice, as usual, I've decided to answer this question. And my answer is, -drumroll-, I don't know. -bows-

4. have you ever had your heart broken?
Alright. Now I'm even more convinced that the person who set this quiz is dumb because firstly if I've broken my heart, I wouldn't be here now because no human being can survive without a beating heart. Even me, a non-biology student learnt that in Primary 3 when I first took Science. Secondly, even if, this person meant it figuratively, like someone hurt you so much so that you FELT like your heart's broken, it still sounds stupid because then your heart's not really broken, but it just FELT like it was broken. So this question should be have you ever felt like your heart's broken or something along that line. Ah heck. No, happy?

5. do you believe there are some circumstances where cheating love is acceptable?
No. Unless you're acting in Ge Qian MV, and you're the bad guy that cheats on love. But then again, there's no bad guy that cheats on love in Ge Qian MV. I was just trying to kid you, and maybe you'll feel younger at heart. HAHA. Uh sorry.

6. would you take someone back if he cheats on you?
Yah, sure. Why not? Take him back and get Qinggui to teach you Taekwondo (?) or something. Then throw him back into the sea. Oh, before that remember to hire the voodoo witch from Art of The Devil 2 to perform voodoo on him. Haa. That reminds me, I should never offend Meigui.

7. have you ever talk about marriage with another before?
Yah. All the time. With Fiona and the imaginary pixie that lives in my blog. I'm going to marry at 23 and start having my 7 children from 25. And no Priscilla, my children won't suffer because they're going to have cool names that no other kid will have. :D

8. do you want children?
Refer question 7, dumb.

9. how many?
Refer question 8, dumber.

10. would you consider adoption?
No, unless I can't give birth.

11. if someone like you right now, what do you think is the best way to let you know his feelings?
Sit under a mango tree at night looking at the nightsky and praying that the stars will align themselves to form a secret message saying I LOVE YOU and maybe by a slight mini chance I may see it? (I'm not the type that stares into the sky and having 80% of the neck feeling sour after that.) SAY IT LAH THEN?! The questions are dumb.

12. do you enjoy getting into relationship?
Yah, I think so. Or maybe you can ask the mango tree. No link, but gillian made me do this survey. So it's okay not to have links.

13. be honest, what is the furthest you and your ex did?
Furthest? Uh. Pasir Ris? That's very far from Woodlands you know. Oh, that'll be WHERE. Not WHAT. What is the furthest we did? How do you do something far? Improve your English, lah! You need introduction to some lovely English teachers?

14. do you believe in love first sight?
No. Oh, unless you're the orange and you're walking on the road on a hot day. :D

15. are you romantic?
Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I love watching Mr Bean. Lots of romantic ideas. Remember the time he cooked a surprise birthday dinner for his girlfriend and his head got stuck in the turkey?

16. do you believe you can change someone?
Physically or chemically? AHHHHHHHHHHH. Geography is haunting. Tsk. Maybe. Maybe not. Takes two hands to clap. You can try to change or you want, but if the other party doesn't let you, it's work wasted. Like pushing a wall. No work's done if no distance's covered you know. AHHHHHHHHH. So Physics is haunting too.

17. if you could married somewhere, where would it be?
A hot-air balloon. And that balloon must have walked on the road on a hot day before. HAHAHA. Sorry, can't help revolving around my own jokes.

18. do you easily give in when you are fighting?
No. (I'm going to skip typing cock for this question because Eh-ren's waiting for my post -.-)

19. do you have feelings for someone right now?
Some people. If I'm going to start listing all my family and friends, this com's going to rust and I'm going to attract a rusty com to my fridge body. Uh.

20. have you ever wished that you could have had someone but you messed it up?
(WHY THE SUDDEN THOUGHT OF EH-REN?!) -lovely headshake- No, dear. I never did mess up. What about you, eh-ren?

21. have you ever broken a heart?
Re-read question 4. And before I start scolding vulgarities I learnt in Lalelaland, let's skip this question.

22. if one day your best friend fall in love with the girl/boy you deeply in love with, what would you do?
I'll go eat Sakae? Food's still my best friend. :D

23. are you missing someone now?
Sandy. She's left home because I scolded her a freak just now. Who else drinks HL milk followed by eating two oranges followed by a cup of yoghurt followed by iced green tea?! (Okay actually I was the one... And I had Sakae before the milk...) But, heck, who gave her the right to walk out on me?! Herh.

Now you have to ask 5 of your friends to do this survey in their blogs. Write down their names in the list below. Tag them in their blog to let them know.

1. Sokmui
2. Priscilla
3. Sarah
4. Jiaru
5. Anson

I wanted to type so much more but some irritating freak by the name of Eh-ren is waiting for me to publish this post so that he can read it since he has nothing better to do. What a sad life he leads. Imagine having nothing better to do. Poor guy. No wonder he can't pass 8 grade Geography.

So, tadah. And I'll be back soon.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006
♥ May be results be like this

Chain email received >>>

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4.When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

And I add a 10th: When you ask someone to buy lemon tea and that person asks "With or without lemon?" May seem like an intellectual question but dear, I said "Can help me buy lemon tea bottled?"

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You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

Sometimes it doesn't hurt that much to be just a little self delusional right. Oh, just don't click on the link Could You Pass 8th Grade Math, so that you won't see how bloody easy the questions are. Ha.

You Passed 8th Grade Geography

Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct!

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 7/8 correct!

Haaa. If only they take the percentages of these dumb quizzes. Zzz.

Life's as boring. Prelims still around. I starting to feel attached to the table in the hall. Sorry, just showed the more retarded side of me.

Got to catch some sleep. I've got eyebags to sleep away. :D

Tuesday, September 19, 2006
♥ HELLO!

TEST TEST.

Oh. So this thing is still working. Seems like such a LONG time since I last blogged. Com's been down for the whole of last week. Perfect time to be down huh, then I can really, like REALLY REALLY study.

Fine, I didn't really study for (in increasing order of amount studied) Chemistry, AMaths, Social Studies, Physics, yada yada. Uh, that's almost everything. Of course I studied for Geography. Duh. Studying Geography is the best joy in the world lah. I can't see why you people hate it so much. (Okay, I'm talking cock here... The night before Geography I was cursing like someone stole my calculator. Not like my calculator matters alot to me, but well.)

So anyway. Lots happen last week and I can't remember which comes first. The only things I remembered was singing Mary Had A Little Lamb at Ah Lian's house. No, I didn't went to an ah lian's house to sing Mary Had A Little Lamb. I meant gillian, or Ah Lian. Because the L from Lian so reminds me of--

By the way, my previous coach's name is Leonard. Eh, no link. Or is there? HAHA.

Anyway, I was saying. Last week I did lots of things which include Scrabble in the library, Boggle in the library, attempts to study in the library, eating ice cream in the library, playing Black Sesame with Ah Lian in the library, playing Blangha Seaweed with Ah Lian in the library, attempts to make the Housefly (Cang Ying = Chunying) to laugh when she's drinking water in the library, singing Lizards Slow Walk when Ah Lian is walking in the library, pointing the middle little finger in the library and so on. Basically, my life just revolved around the library, since I studied in the library till around 7.30pm every night.

Not really fruitful, duh. But I still believe I'll do reasonably well for prelims. (We have to keep hoping, right?) Nevermind, I'll bring some fruits in next time. So that it'll be fruitful. HAHA. Sorry, can't help being a little, just A LITTLE, retard.

Kind of missed blogging so much you know. For the one week without the com. I felt I could die. Sometimes I'm just bursting with things to say and type but I can't do it. Monitor's spoilt 'cause uh, the teacher chose someone else to be the monitor and it became utterly dejected and thus committed sucide? AHAHAHAHA. My god, I'm beginning to believe that maybe, for a slight teeny weeny chance, I may just be a little more retarded than Ah Lian. Nah, just joking. How can anyone be more retarded than Ah Lian? I mean, have you seen a lizard that doesn't crawl on ceilings but crawl on the floor?!

Uhhhhhh. I feel weird. Because it's 9.35pm and I'm still not getting ready for bed. Oh, 9.36pm already. Why am I still here. Because I missed blogging, lah. Lol.

Oh, you know, I was on the bus just now and I thought of this really cute name I can name my kid in future. Like, imagine if your surname and initials are the same. Then you'll go:

Hi, I am Nat. My surname is Nat inverse, Tan. My initials is TAN (Tan Ah Nei or something). I have a nice tan. I am ten years old. My hobby is to pitch tents.

ISN'T THAT LIKE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COOL?!

-_-

Okay, I conclude that my children are going to have a hard time. Number one because they have weird names. Number two because I'll make them say weird things like the above. AHA. TOO BAD. Lalalala. And number three because they'll have to learn to plant trees. Ah, I'm joking. I'll make them plant beansprouts. Because when they fail and see how ugly beansprouts are, they'll grow up not liking to eat beansprouts, just like me. :D

I feel like vomiting. It feels like spherodial weathering inside. Maybe I'll vomit out tors later. Or maybe I won't. It'll just keep weathering and weathering inside until all the banks are eroded and there's a meander inside. Uh, actually there already are meanders what. The intestines you know, they remind me of meanders. OH NO. THAT MEANS WHAT?! It's going to continue eroding and depositing and then a new straighter route will cut through?!

I DON'T WANT AN CUT-OFF IN THERE!

Maybe all those gastrics and lungs are all ox bow lakes or something. Then the part where your saliva enters your throat is the waterfall. Which was formed by ER, faulting?!

My god, you mean plate tectonics go on in there?!

No wonder I always jerk for no rhyme or reason suddenly when I'm asleep. Earthquakes. Must be. Occuring due to the not so smooth movement of the plates which result in friction and so on. MUST BE. I must remember to construct some steel frames in me. I'll start eating steel from tomorrow onwards.

NO. I CAN'T. STEEL IS A HARD METAL. I'LL BECOME A PERMANENT MAGNET IF I'M MAGNETISED. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I don't want to be stuck to the fridge and remain a fridge magnet for the rest of my life. There's almost as meaningless as being an onion in my house. (It's never been touched, cooked, or even looked at.) I'll start collecting dust and all and NO. WHAT IF I RUST. Eh no, steel don't rust. It's not like I'm iron.

BUT NO. If I'm a permanent magnet, then I can attract iron!! Then when iron oxidises, a red deposit is formed!! I'm going to rust!!!!

So what? I have to paint myself? Or use sacrificial metal. Eh, actually why do I need to care about the iron. It's not part of me anyway. It's just something I picked up.

But, I'm already so cold you know. I shouldn't be on the fridge. What if I made the fridge colder. Then all the things in there will freeze. So actually you can save electricity because you don't have to plug in electricity since I can make your things freeze. That's saving on your electricity bills since your fridge will become 200% efficient. Haha.

Therefore the average savings a month will be higher. And maybe then we'll all become happier people. :D

By the way, Mary Had A Little Lamb is a rather cute song. :D LOL.

I hope this entry is long enough. To make up for one week of no posts. :D

Bye! :D

Sunday, September 10, 2006
♥ To the papaya

I don't want to remind you AGAIN about the big papaya thinger. I really don't. But hunks and babes, it's less than 12 hours to the big PAPAYA.

Bahh. I'm too full to sleep. Dad brought the family minus brother and second sis plus eldest sis's boyfriend out to dinner. And we ate so much I almost forgot my name. Ah. Doesn't make sense. Tomorrow's AMaths, and as much as my AMaths tuition teacher thinks I can pass, I still doubt so. Because duh, AMaths and Meigui doesn't sound right together. If the subject's something like AMeigui AJAY then maybe I can score.

JUST IMAGINE A SUBJECT CALLED JAY. I'll top the level all 4 terms. I mean, who else knows how many fingers Jay has?

10.

I bet you didn't know it.

Besides, it'll be fun seeing Son fail another subject next to Social Studies. Haa.

Eldest sis and her boyfriend's watching Ark of Devil 2 on sis's boyfriend's laptop. I feel like watching too. :D

Bye! :D

Saturday, September 09, 2006
♥ !!

COUGHS.

Uh. Sorry. Wrong place. I'm supposed to be on the cover of Still Fantasy. COUGHS.

Hi. I'm Jay. COUGHS. And I love Meigui. And she loves me too.

COUGHS.

No idea what to say. I'll just sing a song.

ru guo xie er shi hua li can ku de yue zhang----

COUGHS.























AH SHIT. WHY DID I WAKE UP.

Friday, September 08, 2006
♥ FRIDAY

I went to bed last night thinking I'll probably have another freaking good Friday today, other than the only one I had on 28 April. Because I'll be collecting STILL FANTASY album from Bishan's Sembawang.

But dear, no. It got delayed. And the woman at the counter told me it wouldn't come until at least tomorrow. Man I almost cried into her face. But I cried afterwards, anyway. Can you just imagine the disappointment?! I'm so angry with whoever's in charge of shipping the albums that I want to feed him or her worms. AH.

And to think I was smiling like an idiot on my way there in the MRT. I feel like killing something. Maybe the three Tao Zhe's Too Beautiful posters at display at Bishan's Sembawang. Why would they put THREE of the same posters up for display?! It's not like they don't have a decent Jay poster to put up you know. There's the long four-Jay poster pasted at the counter. I knew it, must be their way of attracting customers into Sembawang. People flock in to look at the poster. How cunning.

In any case, I feel like shit now because the fever won't subside and I think I can cook an egg without using my hands. And I'm still supposed to be mugging right now because of the P thinger. To not scare you so much, I'll start calling PRELIMS Papaya. Yah, and as you all know, Papaya's less than three days away. And we're all scared of Papaya. Except some people, of course. Tsk.

You know the worst thing about today is that after I thought I wouldn't get my Still Fantasy, the news came that the stock's arrived at 7++pm today. And I so hate it when people sms me and go, "Have you gotten yours yet?" and when I reply that I haven't, because it got delayed, I get "Oh, it's here already. Just reached. And I just got mine. I LOVE IT."

That kind of thing. Makes me so jealous, for once I think I'm rather green. With envy of course.

You see, Jay could have chosen a Thursday, Saturday, or better still, Monday to release his album, couldn't he. Why must he do this to me. I'm so depressed. :'(

By the way, one year ago, I returned home from OBS today. Haa. I could still remember how we washed everything in the store. And somebody stole our pegs, because we counted the correct number when we were washing but it was short of four when the instructor came to confirm.

But it's okay lah. Shackleton had to pay damn much for losing a tent. Lol.

I'm in a bad mood. TSK.

Thursday, September 07, 2006
♥ WHEE!

CLICK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I played that for one hour.

Okay I know I SHOULD be studying. But. Sigh. Why aren't I stressed.

Alright. Head's burning up. I think I'm dying. :( Bye! :D

Wednesday, September 06, 2006
♥ My sleephead tortoise

I can't believe I'm saying this.

I'm desperately in need of water.

-_-

Either there's something wrong with all the taps at home or something's wrong with the water supply or my fever is so serious that I'm hallucinating I turned on the taps when I didn't.

I always knew about water conservation and stuff. -thinks about Clamond (?)- But I never knew Singapore is THAT short of water. I thought Malaysia agreed to sell us water already? Come to think of it, it can be rather scary if we really don't have a single drop of water left. Alright, through this faithful incident, I'll learn to conserve water. And not wash Jay my tortoise so often.

OH OH. And speaking of Jay. It scared the hell out of me just now when I thought it died. It wasn't moving. Limbs stiff and everything, in a corner of its tank. I WAS SO FREAKED OUT LAH. I almost cried. I thought it died because I didn't wash its tank yesterday. (I wash it everyday.) So I washed it. And it still didn't open its eyes under running water. And it wasn't moving no matter how much water I splash on him. I gave up and was about to cry (sounds useless but TSK), then I saw it moving.

Kan ni na lah. It was sleeping. SO NICE TO SLEEP MEH? YOU THINK WHAT? WATERBED? Idiot.

ER. In any case, I need water. And yah, I know it's a disgusting time to fall sick right now but I can't help it. I'm running a bloody fever. And I'm still going to have to mug about earthquakes when it feels like a volcano inside my head.

Anyway, I really really love YE DE DI QI ZHANG. Still Fantasy's first song. I love it since I first heard it. And I love it more after watching the MV. It's so. Bloody. Nice. Jay is a genius man (compared to my Jay, that stupid tortoise which scared the hell out of me). Watch it. And you'll know what I mean.



NICE RIGHT. I love the start, the story, and the end. Aiyah, I just love everything about the song. Because it's nice, and it's nice because it's Jay.

I think people reading Lonehearter must be really bored sometimes. Because all you read about is Jay and how much I love Jay and how much Jay rocks and how stupid Jay the tortoise is. (Yes, I'm still angry with my pet tortoise for being such a moronic sleephead.) And occasionally, you get to read about the Green Gang and its latest Green Grooves, and sometimes you get to read about Mrs Ryes too.

Oh. Speaking of teachers. I just chatted with Jiehan, Weeliang's friend, about our Chemistry teacher. And it seems like he doesn't have a wonderful impression of the ever-so-powerful teacher too. Lol. I forgot to save the con. :( But I remembered him saying something about "spinsters having lots of money to spare". HAHA. No wonder the $200 pants. LOL.

Actually, I should be sleeping now. Because the medication says MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. But I like to contradict myself. So I'm going to tell myself I'm not drousy. Talalalala. Man, sometimes I really can't stand how irritating I am. -_-

Nevermind. I take back what I say. There happens to be naggy people out there who thinks that all feverish people should be in bed.

Ghost_Fox ][ Take no hostages.. Leave no survivors.. KILL 'EM ALL!! says:
beta go ZzZz wor.. if not lata recover more slowly de..

I hate it when twits talk WOR. Okay, I won't be mean. He's not exactly a twit. Maybe a half twit. LOL.

Ghost_Fox ][ Take no hostages.. Leave no survivors.. KILL 'EM ALL!! says:
5 mins?? max.. if not lata i keep nudging u till u ZzZz..

ALRIGHT. BYE.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006
♥ The Ps

Okay, I'm giving myself 20 minutes to blog. Because ah, I feel bad not updating Lonehearter. And you must be pretty sad too, because everytime you come to Lonehearter, you're reminded time and again about the scary thing that starts with a P.

NOT PAPAYA.

Prelims. Tsk.

And when you think of the big P, you'll start thinking of the bigger O. (I know you're going to guess I'm going to say orange, but no, I'll say Onana, which sounds like banana so I figure that's a fruit too. LALA.) And then we'll all get so stressed out and keep mugging and mugging till all of us turn into mugs and we'll start holding water.

NO. WHAT AM I SAYING. SEE. THIS IS A SIGN OF STRESS. IT'S COMING. I'M STRESSED! HOORAY!

-_-

I was saying. I feel bad to keep reminding you PRELIMS ARE COMING. So I've decided to post a new post so that the first post you see on Lonehearter will not be about mugging. (But then again... This post is so... Nevermind.)

Or maybe I'm here to relieve some, uh, non-existent stress. Put some pressure on me, people? I'm as relaxed as I am when I'm flying a kite in LanderPark. Oh, that's an imaginary place, Sandy's third home. First being my home, and the second being I-haven't-think-of-where-yet. HAHA. Sorry.

And SO that's what all the turtles at the front of MSN nicks are about. I've been wondering why on earth did all those turtles come from. And then I started linking turtles to tortoises, to Jay my tortoise, to the real Jay, and finally to his upcoming album. But then I found it ridiculous since not everybody in my MSN list knows I have an tortoise called Jay. So nothing makes sense anymore.

And then I thought maybe I imagined all those turtles appearing in the MSN nicks. Because I'm so ever enthu about Jay, that I start linking Jay to Jay the tortoise to turtles to turtles appearing in MSN nicks. But no, those turtles are for real. I didn't imagine them, I think. Or did I? NO no. I didn't. Because I asked Xuanting and she told me it's for Steve the crocodile hunter because he died. Sort of a way to remember him or something.

Uh, what have crocodiles got to do with turtles?

So I figured they are both amphibians and since we don't have a crocodile emoicon, so people are using the turtle instead.

UHHHHH. Anyway. I'm blogging so fast I wonder why I won't run out of things to say. I still have 9 minutes before the 20 minutes is up.

Oh, and the reason why I'm not asleep is because I'm going to continue watching VCDs later, while doing Physics TYS. (Sorry to remind you again, PRELIMS ARE COMING.) And my mother says she wants to watch too. So she's going to watch with me after her nap. Yes, she's going to wake up at 10.10pm to watch VCDs. 10.10pm cause she says that time is nice. Uh, I think I'm weird because SHE'S weird.

AH. Jiahao just interrupted my 20 minutes crazy blog chase. Ah whatever.

WAIT WAIT. He's telling me something about that album. THAT ALBUM.

TOMORROW CAN TAKE THE ALBUM?!?!!! WHO SAYS SO. WHAT?! TODAY CAN TAKE ALREADY?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

WHAT AM I DOING HERE. WHAT AM I DOING HERE. WITHOUT. THE. ALBUM.

-goes knock wall 66 times-

TAKE A CAB DOWN TO J8 NOW? NOW?! WHAT IF THE SHOPS ARE CLOSED? NO. THEY DON'T CLOSE SO EARLY. I'LL CAMP AT MACS AND GET HOLD OF IT FIRST THING WHEN THE SHOP OPENS TOMORROW. YAY YAY YAY. NO! BUT WHAT IF. THE NEWS AREN'T REAL. AHHHHHHH. THEN I'LL BE SO DISAPPOINTED I'LL CRY. AND DIE. AND DIE AGAIN. HOW??

-strangles Sandy-

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

Uh. I won't be able to sleep tonight. TSK. Nevermind. I'll be thinking of Jay. Which is a wonderful thing I enjoy doing. Talalalalalalala. :D

Sarah > No lah. I'll defend you when fellow Jay fans beat you to death. After you died. To keep your body intact. I'm not THAT evil. Good luck for your Ps and Os too. :D

Shikin > Hello! :D SUNGLASSES PICS ARE UNTOUCHABLE. LALALA.

Eh-ren > Hello, eh-ren.

Jun He > You're welcome. AND DID YOU HEAR. YOU CAN COLLECT YOUR PRE-ORDERED ALBUM ALREADY. Uh, refer to above.

Angel > Hello! Good luck for your Ps and Os too! Although you still can go to heaven even if you don't do well.. But you'll really truly be in heaven if you do well! -____- Uh. Good luck anyway.

Hanhui > HA. WE SHALL SEE. I'll beat you flat lah, come on, you know it. I'm SO going to score for Maths. And Sciences. Because YOU KNOW. And I'm happy you're happy for me. LOL.

Meifeng > TRAIN HARD. :D You still have two more years to enjoy! :D

AH. I exceeded my time limit by 3 minutes. So tadah. BYE!