Wednesday, February 28, 2007
♥ AJ

Let me tell you about AJC.

(Note: Views below are extremely biased and based completely on my own's point of view, which is derived from My Day In AJ.)

1. Good things first. :D The water coolers in AJ gives cold water. Which is cool because it's water COOLER. -.- Uh. Nevermind. And the water is not milky, murky, yellowish, or any other weird colours or state. It's just, water, and I drank it and I'm still alive so it should be okay.

2. THE FLAG POLES ARE TALL! :D

3. School starts at a inhumane time of 7.30am, and you've to be in school by 7.20am. (Wait, no more good things already...? ER YAH.) So when you're having breakfast at Macs in Yishun at 6.45am, you've to try to rush so that you won't be late.

4. Their school song sounds weird. (Priscilla's going to argue but it really sounds weird lah.) And their school song's shorter than IJC's one. Lol. We sang it together, she sang hers and I sang mine, just to see whose school song is longer. Ha.

5. The school is boring.

6. Really, boring

7. I mean, like really boring.

8. It's so boring I'm sick of saying it's boring.

9. So. Boring.

10. So. Freaking. Boring.

11. Oh, and the school's coming apart. The benches near the track (I can't even bring myself to call it grand stand because it really is not grand) are ungoing the final stages of weathering. I'm surprised there actually are stone chairs and tables unweathered. Okay wait, maybe they're the newly formed ones, former students of that school, a result of STONING too much.

12. Other than wowing at the extent of weathering, the school is still boring.

13. And there are posters everywhere that says "FEELING DEPRESSED? CALL (insert hotline) FOR HELP." I felt like adding a line that says "Don't blame others, nobody forced you to come here. HAHA."

14. I tried being enthu by initiating a tour around the school. But all I saw were old staircases, stone tables, more stone tables, plastic tables, wooden tables, study tables, and stone pavement for the old folks to walk on. Oh, and much much greenery.

15. The canteen is small. And very warm.

16. In fact, the whole school is like a sauna. I suddenly missed Woodlands so much.

17. And the school's still boring.

18. The tables in the LTs are hopeless. You've to grab on to them or they'll just slide down (with your things) and you'll get so pissed you'll feel like eating the keyboard. -.- Nevermind.

19. Their library is too cold to sleep in.

20. Still as boring.

21. And I'm 600% sure I'll get lost in the school if left alone. It's confusing alright. Not only for me, I think.

22. I had to talk to my finger because it was so boring.

23. The only person who may not find AJ boring, that is, PRISCILLA KOH, found AJ boring too. Oh my.

24. But she was still so enthu about seeing us that she's really high until cannot high anymore. To the extent that she probably scared my friend into thinking she's weird. Yea.

25. I like HL milk.

26. Number 25 is crap. But AJ is still boring.

27. You must be bored reading this.

28. Really bored.

29. Really. Boring.

30. Out of every 10 Andersonians I saw today, 9.5 will ask me Why crash AJ of all places. And I'll say I want to see how boring it can get. And then they'll laugh and say It's really boring, and then they'll continue laughing at how dumb it is to crash AJ.

Zzz.

Why. Did. I. Even. Bother. -.-

Still, now I know, if I can't get into NJ and end up in AJ, I'll try appealing to er, I don't know, SA? IJ? AH. 10pm. No wonder I'm so sleepy.

I SAW MDM WONG TODAY! YAYYYYYYYY. And Mr Ng, Mr Yu, MRS THERESA LIM!!! :D My, I miss them so much can. MDM WONG. :D :D :D Haha.

Mdm Wong: (purposely targetted at Chunying) Where is Soonkiat going?
Chunying: Harh. He... Hwa Chong.
Me: NO. Soonkiat is going to Chunying's heart.
Mdm Wong: (smirks) Oh...

Haha! :D

Okay I need sleep. Bye! :)

Tuesday, February 27, 2007
♥ Knee On Fire

Hello.

Came home today and I fell at the door. -.- Lol. I tripped and fell and my left knee screamed. Ha. (It's still swollen since the last time I fell at badminton camp, which is 3 months ago.) It isn't really painful except when I knock it or kneel. So I left it alone, and then I fell again when I was bathing.

It was a gentle knock but the impact was bad. So I told my sister who told my mother who told my father and my father came and gave me a bottle of medicinal oil. I didn't know what to do with it so I just poured. AND FUCK. It's freaking sizzling lah!! Okay, I think I can't blame anyone for being so dumb, but really. It's huge huge OUCH can.

-.- Lol.

Kay, then I ran into the bathroom to wash off the oil and my father came and told me it's useless trying to wash it with cold water. I've to use boiling water, otherwise my knee won't heal. (Until now I still don't know whether he was trying to hala me by tricking me into doing something even more dumb or did he really mean it.) So he went and returned with a kettle (really, KETTLE) and poured some water onto a basin. Then he took a towel, soak it with hot water, and passed it to me.

I didn't think it'll be that hot since he can hold it in his hands, so I dropped it onto my knee. Skin felt like it was burning. My, did I just get hala-ed by my own father?! -.- Then my father told me I've to keep my knee wrapped in that hot towel so that the swell will go down. I had to believe that and kept my knee wrapped for 10 minutes. 10 minutes later, I unwrapped the towel, looked down at the pathetic knee and

IT'S STILL SWOLLEN!

-.-

Lesson learnt, never trust a father armed with a bottle of medicinal oil and a kettle. They're there to hala you.

Okay, at least it doesn't hurt now. (But it didn't hurt right from the start, until the medicinal oil came along...) Welll. At least er, at least... At least now my knee won't catch a cold. I'll try looking on the brighter side of things, always. -forced smile-

I'm crashing AJ tomorrow with Sokmui and Chunying! Yippee! :D

This blog's really crap. Seriously, I hardly blog about serious stuff here, no? When I do, I use all sorts of really dumb metaphors and analogies that I confuse even myself. Oh wait, I also aim to waste as much of your time as possible by letting you read senseless cock, like this.

Ah I'm hungry. -.- Nothing new.

Tags >>

emma > Lol. Anything. You're desperately trying to orgainse something because you missed the BBQ right! Haha.
Ali > Hello Ali. You've a really dumb name.
Tom > Hello Tom. You've a slightly less dumb name than Ali.
Aaron > Lol, I hear your name everyday it doesn't feel like you're in another school. Yep, we've lots to talk (complain) about you. Haha!
Charis > Hahahahahahaha (laughing at you because you read all three paragraphs). Haha. :D

Monday, February 26, 2007
♥ Fruits

I'll throw away the bad apples and keep only the good ones then.

That's not much time left to hold onto the bad ones anyway, the Fruit Man is driving away. Perhaps in a week's time. And I may never see the fruits again. Which is a sad thing because I like all apples, good or bad. (raises eyebrow emoicon flashed) Haha, I'm not talking specifically to you, lah, don't get confused.

No wait, I love confusing people. So let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, an apple went to another apple and confessed. The second apple told the first apple that she likes the orange actually. So the first apple went to the orange and told the orange to take good care of the second apple. But the orange told the first apple that he actually likes another orange and not the second apple. The first apple is scared that the second apple will be upset so he told the orange to keep the thing about the second orange from the second apple. But the first orange told the second apple anyway. And the second apple was so sad that it turned into grapes. The first apple was upset that the second apple turned into grapes that he turned into a banana. The first orange felt guilty and committed sucide, but failed and turned into a papaya. The second orange was left all alone being the only orange in the world and thus got depression and turned into an apple.

So now the papaya who was previously the first orange is in love with an apple. But the second apple has turned into grapes. And that's so saddening because if she had remained an apple, the papaya who was previously the first orange will have fallen for her. So she killed herself and turned into grape juice. The banana who was previously the first apple who love the grape juice who was previously the grapes who was previously the second apple was so sad that he killed himself too, and turned into banana juice.

The papaya and the apple got together and lived happily ever after. Ten years later, they gave birth to a baby fruit and named it papple, which sounds like pepper. Which reminds me, I'm kind of hungry.

My, did you really read the last 3 paragraphs. Woah, you must be really bored.

Okay, tell me if you read the 3 paragraphs okay. So that I can laugh at you. LOL. Bye!

♥ I ate AJ

For pictures taken of OG BBQ at gillian's house, refer to Charis's blog (link on left). Haha.

Uh.

Yesterday the three of them came to my house and then I realised we don't have a table to play Mahjong cause the big square table has my grandma's picture and offerings for her on it. We can't snatch the table away from my grandmother so we can't play Mahjong. Lol.

Uhh, so we ended up playing Who stole the cookies from the Cookie Jar. And I kept losing because I say Harh instead of Who me? when someone says Meigui stole the cookies from the Cookie Jar. Yah, cheap thrill. Then we played Dai Dee for half an hour and then they couldn't take it so they let me to sleep and they watched House Of Wax and Big Momma's House 2 (!!) on DVDs. They woke me up three hours later and we went to play badminton downstairs.

Ah. And I ponned school today because I thought I won't be able to wake up but I woke up at 7.15am automatically. Like there's a in-built alarm clock. Tried getting back to sleep and woke up at 7.45am. Tried getting back to sleep again and woke up at 8am. So I got out of bed and realised there's nothing I can do at home on a Monday. I can't even make salad. (Why not?) Uh, because it's not Sunday and I won't feel like it. HA.

Last night I dreamt that I got into AJ. Woo. And then I went to school and ate up the school.

-.-

Haha.

Tags >>

JJ > Lol long time no see? I thought we just met on the bus that day? Haha. And I always see you when I come home mah. Just look straight can liao. Haha.
Fiona > Hahaha. Go watch Norbit! LOL, freaking disgusting show. 700 times worse than the burnt charsiew running on the beach! Hahahaha. Lol, and the cake thing was all Spiky's idea. I just followed along :)
Ali > Ali is a really dumb name. Haa. :D
Emma > Haha. Ithinkimcoolyo. LOL. Hahahahahaha. :D And yah lah!!! You never come! :( Nevermind lah, maybe got next time. :)

Kay. Bye bye. :)

Sunday, February 25, 2007
♥ Back

I have not slept for 26 hours and 38 minutes already. Reason why I'm not in bed is because it's 22 more minutes before Chingwen, Weilong and Shannon come over for Mahjong. And I'm so sleepy I think I can eat the keyboard. Wait, that's for hungry, not sleepy. So uh, I'm so sleepy I think I can sleep on the keyboard.

-.-

OG BBQ yesterday went okay I guess. All turned up except Sandran who said he wants to study (Ha), Sherry and Layjia who were grounded, Munling and Dionis.

Ah, stop myself before I start talking about it huh. Tsk.

Nevertheless, it went great. Ms Yun turned up with Mr Sun (Clouds marry to sun, get the joke), and Ms Yun said I'm corny when I said the Mr Sun joke. Corny, haaaaaaaaa. Gareth and Andrew came too, though more than half the time Andrew was being emo and lonely we had to get him to play Monkey with us and Germaine, gillian's youngest P3 sister. Lol.

Chunying, Charis, Spiky, Chunkit, Gerald and I stayed over, sitting by the swimming pool for 7 hours (?) and laughing at each other. LOL. Sounds really retarded.

Oh, and I attempted to call Aaron to wake him up at 2am but he's awake, so I called him again at 4am but he's still awake so I told him to go sleep so that I can wake him up. And then he said something as corny as "Why do I keep calling him, I miss him is it." and I felt like vomitting the NOTHING I have in my stomach. Yea, we were all hungry and darling gay cooked meE for us. Haha.

gillian: Who wants mee (me)?
Me: ME! I want you!

Hahahahahahahaha.

Was fun, and I hope all others enjoyed themselves too. :)

Chingwen's birthday plans went all as planned! :D :D :D :D :D I'm so happy. :D

And birthday girl, sorry for pangsehing you all last night. You sang KBOX with two idiots for 7 hours?! My, you're strong. I wonder how you survived your birthday. Payback today already okay. You all are getting all my sleep time lah.

Zzz. I need sleep to clear those negative thoughts out of my mind. But I only have 10 minutes.

Guess, I'll choose to believe you didn't mean it that way. I'll choose to believe you've your own problems to account for. I'll choose to believe you were speaking the truth though I really doubt it. I'll choose to believe you all didn't agree beforehand, that it was merely coincidental that what happened was the exact same things I was told will happen. I'll choose to believe you truly don't blame me, I think.

Though I really think, okay, I'll keep the thoughts to myself till I get some sleep.

Back hurts. Lol, perhaps I got backstabbed. Ha. I stopped going for backbone checkups because it stopped hurting, duh. And SGH called again and again to remake an appointment to which I never turn up. Lol.

4 more minutes. Zzzzzzzz! Will they take pity on me and let me off to Mr BED? :(

Saturday, February 24, 2007
♥ Happy Birthday CHINGWEN!

10 minutes to blog before I head out.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHINGWEN!

Thanks for always being there, for allowing me to be there, for all the jokes and laughter, and for withstanding me for 8 solid years. I won't know what to do without you. I'm not being corny, I mean it. :D

Lol, I spent half my life with you. And counting. :D

I hope the surprise we planned works out well. And I hope you don't coincidentally come online and read this entry before you leave home. Tsk.

Speaking of surprises, Priscilla conned me into waking up at 7am in the morning by saying she has a surprise for me and she'll sms me at 7am. And I woke up at 7am today (I just did, no alarm), smsed her, and she told me she's going for chess competition and she's nobody to talk to while waiting, so she wanted me to entertain her.

I replied a Zzz and then almost threw my phone out of the window.

Uh, then I woke up to make the 9th card for Chingwen. -.- I think I'm crazy over her.

Ah. OG BBQ tonight. :)

And to Chunying, sorry for making you in charge of buying the food. Don't be angry alright, S will kill me. I bbq marshmallows for you lah okay. :)

Got to zhao. Bye.

Tags >>

Jinjie > Help from fork? Why do you like calling yourself fork huh. -.- Anyway, thanks for caring. :)
Waiwan > Woo. Haha, okay. Tampines is far. Lol.
Emma > SA is far lah. Can you get the SA people to crash IJ instead? Hahaha.
Ali > Hahaha. (raises eyebrow emoicon) New friends made yea. Haha.
Crazycrab > Haha. Obvious meh? Also never mention Soonkiat's name mah. Woops. Haha. I Miss Your Jokes Lah. Haha.

Thursday, February 22, 2007
♥ Happy Birthday FIONA!

Must it always be like this?

When I thought I've done nothing really wrong my whole life, not been really upset my whole life, not done anything really regretable, I looked back at everything today and all I can say was TCH, and then I felt like laughing at myself because everything seems like a huge huge joke, no?

I know, I'm always joking around. Being the joker. Laughing at gillian Hanhui Chunying Sokmui Priscilla for being retarded, lame, crazy when really, I'm all of those. Right? And I always thought that life is meant to be enjoyable, and there's no point harping on unhappy stuff because duh, if there's something you can do about it, then by all means do it to make yourself feel better. But otherwise, forget about it.

And I'm not talking about totally forgetting about whatever troubles you because it won't happen unless you lose your memory. Forget about it, like, figuratively. The "Nevermind lah" or "It's okay lah" and yea, that's about it. And that's probably what I always do because sleep is all I need to make myself feel better. Wake up, yesterday is past, so think about today.

Which is what I guess makes me weird, because someone may have done something really mean to me and I get really angry, and I never talk to the person again, but still, it won't affect me in any other way. I may be pissed for an hour, two hours, seven hours, a day, but nothing more. Which seems funny to me now because I don't recall being upset for more than two days.

So maybe that's why you didn't get me. Because we're worlds apart you see. You won't understand my character, the way I will never understand yours. So I don't get why you can't give yourself the right to make yourself feel better. And that's probably getting on my nerves too. Because yea, I'm impatient and there's nothing you can do about that.

I feel like laughing at myself now because if I'm to explain everything to you, you'll find it funny too. It's like a really tangled cord. And when you thought you're undoing the knot, you're actually making it more tangled than before. Then you realise what you're doing so you grab the scissors, but the scissors grab you first, and then you try to use the cord to cut the scissors. And then you go, EH? How come I can get tangled in scissors?! So obviously the cord can't cut the scissors, and the knot is still tangled, and so are you.

(I know you don't get what I mean. Lol.)

Go ahead and get more depressed reading this. I don't really care anymore. You see, I can't care less about people who don't even stand straight and say they're alright. Go ahead and slouch and wallow in self-pity. There's a reason why I stopped talking to her. There's a reason why I kept saying you two are alike. Because you really are. And that's what's getting on my nerves. Yea, I'm impatient and there's nothing you can do about it.

I do care what's bothering you people okay. Even if you don't tell, even if I don't ask. I still care. Even though more often than not I know nothing's really wrong, you just don't feel like being happy. I know, though I don't really understand. I don't ask because you'll say Nothing, and nothing more.

And yes, I felt better when I woke up. But it didn't last long did it.

No, I've to reach out for the scissors and let the scissors grab me before I can grab the scissors. And then I call in the knife to help me cut the cord but the knife is more interested in the scissors. And the cord is still tangled. Which is what I started with. Still tangled.

So I thought, Forget it.

I recognise what happened yesterday and the days before but I won't harp on it, you get me? You get me you get me you get me you get me?

No wait. You won't get me. Because I'm weird.

Perhaps if you can hold yourself together and talk to me properly, I may be more tempted to talk to you. Stop crumbling in front of me because you know I hate weaklings. You're making me all guilty and yes, you're making me feel bad. And I hate it because I'm so angry. I hate myself for being nice and not telling you to stop talking to me like this. So I'm going to say it now, because I didn't say so yesterday.

Don't even mention Patch up. Don't make me hate you for being like this. And doesn't this sound familiar.

What's with the Remain friends and the Don't ignore me like last time, where has it gone? You know well why I ignored you last time. Quit being like this and I really will be friends with you. Sounds like a threaten? It isn't. But if you insist it is, I won't be bothered to argue with you.

Tch.

Ali, I thought I handled it well (with your help). Why did it turn out like this now, only now.

On a lighter note, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FIONA! YOU'RE 16 AND LEGAL! :D

Okay, crap. I got to sleep.

PS: The 4/1 girl who's in the same class as me now, I mean the one from Taiwan, formerly from Chinese Dance. Yea you know who I'm talking about? The one with the extremely long hair (she said I can't mention her name)... Oh, her boyfriend formerly from 4/3, badminton, currently now in AndersonJC, the one whose surname starts with a Tan. Yea? You know who? The S...... person yea. He sent her a cute message saying something like "This is a mesasge from my heart, the place where I keep nice people like you..." AW HOW SWEET YEA.

Si Mian Chu Ge. Ha.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007
♥ Nerd

Mhmmmmm. I'm eating HOR FUN in front of the com now. YUM.

I think I will hate losing my appetite lah. How can anybody stand losing their appetites?! It's pure torture okay. Not eating? I will die lah.

Oh I experienced it the other I had food poisoning. I ate next to nothing for three days lah. I think I died and was reborn when I started eating again.

Therefore, I conclude that the 7 most important things in my life are:
1. My mother
2. My father
3. Jay
4. FOOD
5. Oxygen (See, oxygen comes after food)
6. Sandy
7. Chemistry (Did I just say that?!)

Wanted to crash AJ tomorrow but Priscilla's timetable has only tutorials and a lecture where they're doing a test. So, considering crashing NJ but then I'm returning to school for Chem prac at 4.10pm. So. Zzz. I don't know. Call Sokmui and Chunying to ask later. And and and. Crash NJ then not fun already. No Soonkiat and Weihong around for me to tease Chunying with. Tsk.

Ah. And if I've nowhere to crash tomorrow, I'll end up in school with Econs and Maths tutorials. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Chunying let's elope somewhere. :D

(And why is that so many people on MSN can't stand the cute egg chicken emoicon.

the melody lingers on even when the song is over says:
that abnormally spilt themselves into three and then join back

TSK. It's cute okay!

Guess I'll go do the Econs concept map. (Can you believe it, I haven't done any homework for a long time already.) Alright, I'll try being a nerd today. Wait, I've to be nerd everyday. Kay then, I'll try. BYE! :D

ALI. SIGH. TALK TO ME.

Monday, February 19, 2007
♥ Photostop :)

Ah I love Photoshop! Haha. It entertains me so much. Lol.

Experimented with the different combinations of effects and I got a really cute effect. Haha. The pictures turned out looking as if they're taken from minature models. Which is really cute. :D

Before:



After:



Before:



After:



So cool right! :D

Lol. I've nothing else to say. -.- Bye! :D

♥ Mathematics

I finally got out of the house today; met up with Felicia who's come back to visit from New Zealand, Naomi, Sokmui and Priscilla and Yishun. And Felicia asked the question we've all been wanting to ask but always forgot to.

THAT IS WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME FELICIA COMES BACK TO SINGAPORE, WE'VE TO MEET AT YISHUN?!

...

Why Yishun huh. All because of Priscilla lah, since it's so convenient for her. When out of the five of us, three of us lives in Woodlands (including Felicia). Naomi lives in Tampines but who cares. HAHA.

The thing is, Yishun is so boring because the only things you can do there is watch movies or stone in the fastfood restaurants. And I wanted to watch Just Follow Law or Dreamgirls but they don't. So we ended up stoning in fastfood restaurants.

The most desperate resort to pass our time was to bring Felicia on a tour round 7-Eleven.......

"This is our 7-Eleven. As you can see, there we have Big Gulp, which is actually just soft drink and they got Taufik Batisah to endorse it so it became Big Gulp because it's a big thing. And then over here we have Tarquitoes which is quite nice actually. It costs $1.50 each and maybe you can try it before you return to New Zealand. And then behind you there's sandwiches. Which are sandwichy. Yah. And that's the counter. Where they count money."

-.-

Kay, but at least touring around 7-Eleven's more interesting than stoning 25 hours out of 24 hours at home. I think.

Then Priscilla went Sokmui's house for Mahjong with San Shu Gong Gary and Weilun the 10A1s guy. Do you know how good that sounds. It's practically earning money out of San Shu Gong and Weilun because duh, you think someone who gets 10A1s knows how to play Mahjong? And San Shu Gong is such a kind meaty polar bear who's just been dumped for the 687th time, he wouldn't mind losing $60 to you.

But, I can't go. TSK. April 8.

Am feeling weird. You know that kind of feeling, when you're outside, you feel like going home and then when you're home, you feel like getting out? Tsk, it's so quiet at home even blasting Si Mian Chu Ge is not helping. Feels dead. Brother is asleep, both sisters and parents are out. No idea where.

And I'm home with Ali and Sandy and Jay because I can't join them Mahjonging at Sokmui's house. :(

Kay nevermind.

Received through email from Wilson.

*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

*OFFICE ARITHMETIC*
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

*SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

*HAPPINESS*
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

*LONGEVITY*
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Nothing to do at home. Sleep early? Nah, I'll end up waking at 7am tomorrow. Tsk.

SIAN. I want school quick!

Sunday, February 18, 2007
♥ STABS SELF

I strongly believe Chinese New Year is the most evil plot came up by aliens from Pluto. They aim to bore all the people on Earth to death so that they can gain control over planet Earth, and then point at all the dead humans and laugh at them for saying "Pluto is not a planet."

Yea, they're seeking revenge on us. And we're dumb enough not to realise this and go on celebrating Chinese New Year. Okay wait, I won't call stoning 25 hours a day celebrating. But that's not the point. The point's that Chinese New Year is the worst holiday ever because we'll all end up dead after FOUR days of holidays.

FOUR DAYS.

Not one, not two, not three, but FOUR DAYS.

-stabs self-

Yesterday was a little more eventful than today, because there was a tad bit of excitement while waiting for 12am when I smsed people Happy Chinese New Year. But then when 12am came, I stoned so much that I forgot to sms people. And by the time I realise, it's 12.16am so it became meaningless.

I slept at 3am this morning, keeping awake as much as I can so that I won't wake up so early today. But still, mechanism inside me is all screwed up because I woke up at 9am. Must be because I really don't need the rest since I've done practically nothing for the whole day.

Somebody, anybody, ask me out. No, not Mahjong. I can't go your house, so don't tempt me with Mahjong. Movies? No really nice movies to watch recently huh. Tsk tsk. Ask me out to er zoo? Bird park? Botanical gardens? Kranji war memorial? ANYWHERE LAH.

Save me.

I think by next Wednesday, I'll be so glad to be in school again that I'll cry and hug every living soul I see. Man, I miss you guys so much.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Saturday, February 17, 2007
♥ EE

It's 11pm at night and I'm not asleep because I've slept from 11am to 2pm and from 3pm to 6pm so I can't get to sleep now. Also, I'm hoping to stay up as late as possible so that by a slightest chance, I'll not wake up so early tomorrow to find myself with absolutely NOTHING to do.

So anyway, I'm here to blog so that I won't rot away totally. Otherwise I won't have anything left to rot for the next three days. And that's so sad because I'll really have nothing to do, not even rotting.

Uh, and you know, when my nick says I'm bored and Priscilla is online, she'll come talk to me and we'll end up doing something very dumb. Yes, you guessed it. The EE thing. If you've never heard of it before, or you've read it in my blog but have forgotten about it because you're dumb, the ultra nice me will explain it to you again. EE stands for Entry Exchange where both of us will blog about a common topic because

1. We are bored.
2. We don't want to rot.
3. We are lame.
4. We aim to waste your time.
5. We love lame blogs.

So the common topic for the EE is..... Free Topic.

I know it's dumb. I've always been saying my blog is dumb because I blog about dumb things and that you're dumb because you're reading it, duh.

Anyway, we're supposed to blog about Why Free Topic is called Free Topic.

And my answer to that question is Because it feels like it. Yea, it's an ultra lan answer that's so lan it reminds me of Y. (Yes, Priscilla, Y. Think of books and St Johns. Haha.) And Y reminds me of food. Wait, actually everything reminds me of food.

Like when I'm on my way to school, I saw a cat and I thought of the cat me and my sisters chased away at my grandmother's funeral, and so I thought of Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster reminds me of cookies and I got reminded I'm hungry. That's why, I'm always hungry.

Okay wait. I digressed.

I've no idea why Free Topic is called Free Topic except that it's Free so maybe it'll start flying like the bird and then get shot down by the hunter and then we've smoked pigeons for dinner. AH STOP THINKING ABOUT FOOD.

-.-

Free Topic is Free because you're allowed to do anything you want with the topic, like talking about random things and then linking it to food. Like for example, you can talk about the sky being happy today and then you can link it to yourself being happy today and then you can link it to the reason why you're happy today is because you ate a banana and then you can link it to how yummy bananas are. Yup, I love bananas. :D

(Priscilla and I just decided that this post has to be at least 8000 words long. Oh my. Only 507 words so far?!)

You know, I can always cheat by saying A picture speaks a thousand words and then I insert 8 random pictures here and then proudly say that this post is mroe than 8000 words long. But that is again so lan it reminds me of Y. So I'm not going to do it. I shall preservere till 8000 words.

A Free Topic is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Free, so if you're looking for someone to ask out for a movie date and no one seems to have the time, you can try looking for Free Topic.

That was supposed to be a joke. But maybe you didn't catch it. Because it was running pretty fast.

Oh. We just lowered the word count to 1000 words. -.-

But then being determined, I shall continue blogging at least 8000 words.

AT LEAST 8000 WORDS.

YAY! I DID IT! I want to thank my mother, my father, my pet tortoise, Sandy and Ali for their relentless support throughout this ordeal. I also want to thank Oxygen and Water for keeping me alive. Lastly, I want to thank FOOD for being my 7th best friend in this world.

Hooray! :D

♥ :D

Made a new layout because I was sick of stoning at home. FOUR DAYS. Why don't you just kill me. I'm dying of boredom anyway.

Sokmui, I tried making you the layout according to your preferences. But I got mixed up because you're a killer and then you told me you want a CUTE layout. So I made a Hello Kitty one and then deleted it because yes, I want to be killed but I don't want to be killed by you. So won't you send me some pics of the "things you like", but if you're going to send me pics of your latest victims' necks, fingers, arms... Then uh, just kill me.

Brother wants use com. Bye! :D

Friday, February 16, 2007
♥ CNY

Uh, you know sometimes you people don't get it, I'm not really angry when I don't blog with 800 ":D"s all over the post. I just didn't feel like it. -.-

So after that entry yesterday, I came online today and 5 MSN conversations popped up asking if I'm okay. I went o.O because I was amazed how they would know I just got frightened by the blackout at home. (Yes, blackout, again. Sometimes I really think my house is so at the end of the world that maybe electricity can't even reach me.) Uh, then I asked the people what they meant by whether I'm okay and they referred to my blog entry.

I thought maybe Sandy signed into my blogger account and pretended to be me to blog a really angry entry about how she feels like killing her owner (me) because the owner keeps killing her. So I came over to check and all I see is the dumb post about the dumb gay teacher. And I really wasn't angry. I hardly get angry, no? The only times I do is when some really dickfaced dickfaces come along and irritate me. That's all.

Uh, anyway. CNY celebrations today and woohoo! It was so boring sitting up there, without my fateful gay to gay with me. I was so bored to the point I started talking to my finger, and the J2 guy sitting beside me turned to me to ask if I'm okay. I think I freaked him out, he must be thinking my class voted me to be the rep because I'm such a weirdo. HA.

And since I was SO bored, I started to play along and acted really weird to freak him out.

Me: Can you feel the sky today?
Random J2: HUH?
Me: The sky. Can you feel it?
Random J2: HUH?
Me: Nevermind. You won't be able to feel for the sky. It's so far away...
Random J2: What?? (utterly shocked expression)
Me: You know... The sky just told me it's happy today.
Random J2: ... (stares) Harh.
Me: Hahahahahahahaha.

Oh, and I didn't tell him I was just trying to freak him out until we went down to give the oranges to the teachers. He looked doubtful so I told him I'm perfectly normal and that he looked funny when I told him to feel for the sky. And he said something like "If I tell you to feel for the sky you won't know what to do also right." Uh, then I started laughing. -.-

... I think I'm crazy. Must be gillian luh, she's been freaking me out so much that I'm freaking everyone out. -.-

Didn't go back Anderson today because we were released at around 1pm and Woodlands is far away from Ang Mo Kio so by the time we reach there the only person we get to see is probably the gate. Oh wait, the gate is not a person. We'll see nobody then. So gillian, Chunying and I went Causeway Point to have lunch at Pastamania, and then walk around laming (doesn't make sense) till 4.30pm.

Oh. My gay and I did the sweetest thing together. Pic's with gay so I can't show it to you. (No it's not anything really HUGE. We didn't kiss or hug each other. EW. It's just a sweet piece of Art. :D)

Yea, then I came back home and the sad sky decided to have a downpour when I'm under block 581, 50m non-sheltered route away from my block. So I was stucked there for a long time waiting for the rain to subside so that I can at least run across without getting really wet. But I waited and waited and it never stopped. I sat at the bench and 20 minutes passed before I realised I'm still wet because rain is splashing in from behind. -.-

Uh. That's about it for today.

Received through email today:

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

(I got interested when I saw the words FREAK YOU OUT so I tried it out on Notepad.)

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th. SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2,
WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7,
WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)next to 4, 5, & 6.

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11.

Uh, so here are my answers:

1 0
2 9
3 Mr wong
4 gillian
5 sokmui
6 hanhui
7 jay chou
8 an hao
9 i think i love you
10 feng
11 majulah singapura

And the email goes on:

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in SPACE 2. (I didn't bother to forward the mail because duh, I'm lazy. But I posted it here because it turned out funny. Haha.)

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE. (-.- Mr Wong is a nice guy who's funny because he's always so happy when it comes to Chemistry. And I'm always telling Chunying I can't understand why he looks so happy. I didn't tell it to my gay because duh, she will say something like OF COURSE LAH, IT'S CHEMISTRY LEH. Yea yea whatever. =P)

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7. (HA. Our relationship could have worked if not for the appearance of gillian. Ever since she appeared in my life, I became really myopic... I can only see her... LOL.)

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in SPACE 4. (YES SO TRUE! :D)

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL. (Hehh. True to a certain extent.)

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR. (Lucky star?! HA HA HA HA HA. Okay lah, TINY hasn't really been a lucky star but he has got a funny face so I shall say he's a lucky star. So yah, TINY is my lucky star.)

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3. (I don't know what An Hao has got to do with Mr Wong so yah, I concluded at number 7 that this email is crap.)

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7. (It still doesn't make sense because I won't "think" I love Jay Chou since it's obvious I "DO" love Jay Chou.)

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND. (Uh, maybe. Because Feng also means Crazy. So maybe I'm really crazy. -replays image of sky being sad- HAHAHAHAHAHA.)

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE. (LOL so my life is about Majulah Singapura! WHAT CRAP?! HAHAHAHAHAHA.)

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER.

Herh herh herh. Dumb email.

8pm. Sleep? Nah, watch Death Note! :D

Tags >>

Ali > I didn't say it's hard, but if he didn't ask for it then what for? Not really that bad now isn't it. At least not as bad as it was in your case. So, no need lah.
gillian > HELLO GAY. Yes I can't yes I can't view your blog. -cries and drowns self in tears- Tell me what mushy things you said there! (hair too sleepy to stand)
Munling > LOL. I'm not lame luh. I can even run okay. -.- Okay fine.
Hanhui > Aye, nothing now so don't make things bad again alright. Tsk tsk.
Forks > Forks?!! -.-" Okayyy. And I wasn't angry, so yah. And aren't you being unfair tagging as forks and forks only and not FORKS AND SPOONS because you know you're hurting the spoons' feelings now. :(

Bye! :D

Thursday, February 15, 2007
♥ Ghost story

I feel so happy I made it home safe and sound.

-.-

CG reps have to go for some really dumb rehearsal at the hall for tomorrow's CNY celebration. (AFIQ WHY DID YOU WHY DID YOU WITHDRAW.) And I still can't get why something that could have been done in 10 minutes, 15 minutes max can take an hour.

All we had to rehearse is to walk up to the gallery, stay there, come down when cued, walk in a single file, come in through the side door, walk in, give the teachers oranges, walk out from the side door, and go back up to the gallery.

But then, the teacher-in-charge happens to be another one of those teachers who love drowning you with their voice.

Seriously, you tell me, which part of the hall can you go and not hear a teacher shouting through a mic?

-.-

He has to get us to "close in" to the front so that we can cover our ears when he talks because he is just too loud.

And I bet he repeated the part on how we should walk in at least 9 times. I know I'm lame, but you really don't have to teach me how to walk you know. Tsk.

Actually I wouldn't have minded if the time wasn't 6.48pm already and he's still trying to convince us to wear red shirts to school tomorrow. But 90% of the reps raised their hands saying they don't have red shirts, which includes me as well, although I have a red shirt. And he refused to give up so he wanted us to wear orange shirts to give oranges to the teachers. Which sounds dumb so I raised for not having orange shirts as well.

So it's back to full school uniform.

And I tried to ignore the fact that he just wasted 4.5 minutes of my life.

You know, we got so bored while waiting for them to play the video once through that the J2 CG reps started telling the J1s not to come to Innova.

J2 Rep 1: Attention J1s, don't come Innova.
J2 Rep 2: Eh don't influence the J1s. Innova is not bad lah... It's... It's... Cold... And yah... I love Innova. Ah heck, don't come Innova.
J2 Rep 3: How can you all say that. We should encourage them to stay. But then... Seriously, don't come Innova.
J2 Rep 1: Attention J1s, don't come Innova.

...

I won't say anything really mean of the teacher-in-charge because he didn't really do anything to me, just that his voice is irritating and he thinks we are really dumb and he really looks like he's PMS-ing and he doesn't care that it's 6.48pm and it's late and we should all go home because police start coming out to catch us at 11pm and don't tell me 11pm is still far away because I say time flies and so we should all head home and skip this dumb rehearsal like the 33 reps who didn't appear and not be dumb like the teacher to be there to stand the dumb voice.

Aha.

So it seems like it's 49th day today and not tomorrow because the budgeted priest counted the days wrong. (WHAT THE FUCK?!) Tsk tsk.

Oh, and I haven't continued the story about why I feel happy because I reached home safe and sound.

Uh, I was the first to leave the hall while he was still trying to call us back to clarify where we've to meet at what time for the 89th time. Went to the canteen and realised my gay has eloped with the third party. -bawls eyes out- So anyway, I took my bag and then headed home. Walked to the side gate to realise it's locked. Uh, so I attempted walking to the main gate. But I lost my way halfway when I thought I could take a shortcut through the blocks (now I know there's no shortcut) and I ended up at a place I couldn't recognise. -.-

After walking for 7 minutes, I finally found the canteen, and so walked from the canteen to the parade square and tadah! I found the main gate. -.- Woo.

So I walked home. Walked past Vista Point and then this little boy appeared out of nowhere and clung onto my leg. -.- Serious. I didn't know what to do so I stood there waiting for some mother to appear to scoop him up. But no mother appeared, and little boy continued clinging onto my leg.

Uhh.

I can't possibly shake him off right. -.-

Uhh. So I peeled him off and asked him yes, what does he want. And then realised that sounds a little unfriendly to the little boy so I asked him where his mother was. He looked deep into my eyes and then said in the most serious and innocent tone, "Toilet."

.......... Okayy...

I felt like treating him to an ice cream because he looked rather cute. (No I'm not interested in little boys so stop giving me that look.) But I didn't, he may start thinking I'm some bad guy because I'm giving him treats and the next thing I'll do is kidnap him and use him to cook curry. Nah, I'm the angel with three halos and pink stars falling from the ears remember. How can I bear to cook little boy curry.

So I sat with him on the bench and he asked me for ghost stories. -.- I didn't want to scare him so I said the classic one about the little boy who always lied to everybody, and then one day the ghost appeared in the toilet and warn him never to lie again.

And guess what. He gave me this expression.

-____-

.....!!

And he told me "Not scary one." and he shook his head. -.- So I asked him to tell me a ghost story instead and he told me a really similar one just that the ghost was red in colour and dripping "green water". So yah, because he's cute, I decided to be nice and looked scared. He started laughing at me and my, he's really cute. :D

So I sat there with him for 15 minutes before a frantic mother appeared and thanked me for entertaining looking after his son.

Yea. And then I came back home. Eventful evening huh. Haha.

8.35pm. Pon school tomorrow or not?

Tags>>

Fiona > Hahahaha yeah. And somebody's birthday is coming soon too! :D Haha.
Emma > You withdrew. :( See you soon! :D
Charis > Hello! :D YOU WITHDREW TOO!!! :(
Fique> Well done for terming a teacher Dickhead? LOL. And you're coming back to Innova after I'm gone?!! Why did you withdraw!!! :(
Sherry > I'm not short? O_O THANKS I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. THANK YOU SO MUCH! Hahahaha.

Ah gone sleeping. :)

Wednesday, February 14, 2007
♥ Valentine's

Ha. I came online and the first song Windows Media Player started playing on shuffle is Happy Valentines by Cao Ge. Cute coincidence.

Anyway, I deleted the last entry because it's short and I hate to be reminded of how short I am so I hate all short things. Eh wait. I can't hate myself. Because I love my gay and so I love all that my gay loves. And my gay loves me, so I must love myself too. BUT I'M SHORT. TSK.

By the way, if you haven't already known, either because you're not studying in Innova for the first three months, or because you're too blind to notice the chemistry going on between the two of us, I've got a new other half, and since today's Valentine's Day, I've proclaimed my love for her and tadah, we are now gays.

(Actually we are just competing who will freak the other out first. And I hope I'm winning.)

But I know if I ask her to make a choice between Chemistry and me, she'll still choose the horrible thing. (Oh my, now that I love her, do I have to love Chemistry as well?) -shocked expression- I LOVE CHEMISTRY??!!

W--

O--

WWWWW!

Okay, if you're really that dumb and still can't figure out that mystery lover of mine, then I shall tell you... HAHA GO ON GUESSING YOU DUMB. SO OBVIOUS ALREADY STILL CAN'T TELL?! WHO ELSE IN THE RIGHT MIND WILL BE CRAZY OVER CHEMISTRY LAH?!

Oh, it's Valentine's so I shall be nice. Fine, it's gillian. -sends 900 flykisses over to my beloved-

(HAHA I'LL FREAK YOU OUT FIRST! MUAHAHAHAHAHA.)

Mhmm. Uh, back to normal. -.-

Welllll. It's 14 February and I want to wish Ruth Happy Birthday but I don't know how. Yea I can sms her but I think it might be 45 years later when she suddenly remembers she has a handphone and then she takes it out to see 880 new messages, 1098 missed calls. Duh. Thought of calling her house but then it's weird right. Imagine,

Me: Hello, may I speak to Ruth please.
Ruth: Yes, speaking.
Me: Hello, Ruth arh. Meigui here.
Ruth: Oooh. Yah?
Me: Er. Happy birthday.
Ruth: -breaks into hysterical laughter- You called just to say that?
Me: Yah, and to tell you a joke.
Ruth: What joke?
Me: One day, Banana had PE so he had to change into PE attire. But he fell on his clothes and broke his legs so he couldn't run.
Ruth: Uh huh. And then?
Me: ... That's the joke.
Ruth: What? I don't get it. He broke his legs and so haha?
Me: ... The joke is that he fell on his clothes.
Ruth: Uh huh. And then he broke his legs?
Me: NO. The funny thing is not that he broke his legs, but that he fell on his clothes, which is the banana skin. And that's supposed to be funny, so therotically you should laugh, and not get me to explain in such a not funny way.
Ruth: Ohhhh. Haha.
Me: ...
Ruth: ...
Me: Okay, bye.
Ruth: -breaks into hysterical laughter- Orh I get the joke liao.
Me: ... The banana joke?
Ruth: No, you purposely tell a not funny joke so that it'll turn out funny when I don't laugh right?
Me: ................... Yah yah. Right.
Ruth: No?
Me: Nah, you got it. Damn, you're smart. -.- Bye.

Nah, maybe it won't turn out that way. I'm kind of, exaggerating. Ha.

(I've to blog a long entry so that at least something about me is not short.)

Oh I was waiting for 901 at the bus stop just now because it was hot and I didn't want to walk home. And then this Malay uncle came and sat beside me. And then suddenly he sneezed so loudly that I got the worst scare since Sec 2 when I saw an earthworm 20cm in front of me.

-.-

And then he said "Sorry for scaring you."

And I felt like laughing because it's weird to scare people by sneezing. So I half laughed and said "It's okay."

Uncle: See this weather. I crazy right, why am I sneezing.
Me: (thinking of gillian who sneezes a total of 28 times the other time when the weather is sunny) Hahahahaha.
Uncle: Very funny hor. This kind of weather I still can sneeze. Must be someone cursing me.
Me: ... Haha.
Uncle: Funny right. I sweating already still can sneeze.
Me: ... Er (After awhlie it didn't seem that funny already what.) Haha.
Uncle: Hahahahahahaha. FUNNY RIGHT!
Me: ................. -forces smile-
Uncle: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

................

It's Valentine's so I shall be nice to weird people. :) Besides, the uncle is cute because he laughed and laughed and when the bus came he didn't want to board it. I asked him why isn't he boarding the bus and he told me he just sat down to take a break.

-.-" !!!

So yah. I got frightened by a sneezing uncle who sat down at a bus stop to take a break. How random is that. -.-

Buh bye! :D

Monday, February 12, 2007
♥ Dear Ali

Dear Ali (my new imaginary friend, good friend of Sandy), after talking with you at Burger King today, I've decided what to do.

Or have I not?

People, don't accuse me of being depressed or emo when you don't see me talking or laughing or joking like usual. I'm just thinking, and when I can't think, I get fed up with myself so I think harder, and harder and harder to the point it's so hard it feels like a stone. Which is why I'm always stoning.

So when I'm stoning, I'm actually thinking.

Or maybe not.

When I'm stoning with a serious face, it means I'm thinking. When I'm stoning with a dumb face, I'm just plain stoning.

Ah. Off to watch Fate Stay Night.

So Ali has done it. What about me?

Sunday, February 11, 2007
♥ Choices

My choices:

1. National JC Science
2. Anderson JC Science
3. Innova JC Science
4. National JC Arts
5. Anderson JC Arts
6. Innova JC Arts
7. St Andrew's Science
8. St Andrew's Arts
9. Catholic Science
10. Catholic Arts
11. Yishun Science
12. Yishun Arts

Original last 8 and 9 choice was Victoria and 11 and 12 are Raffles but it didn't make sense so I changed it to Catholic and Yishun. -.-

OG BBQ cancelled because too many people cannot make it. Vaguely remember someone asking me out for KBox but I can't remember who and I cleared my Inbox so there's no sms for me to refer to. Nevermind, I'll stay home and make salad. :)

Bye! :D

Saturday, February 10, 2007
♥ Dickface

i@fun wasn't as good as I thought it would be, but still, it's IJC's first carnival so of course it can't be comparable to ACJC's or what lah. And it's OKAY SO LONG AS WE WON THAT LOSER J2 CLASS OPPOSITE. (I think)

What the hell can. You tell me the difference between:

1. $5 per game, free snacks for every player.
2. $4 per game, $1 for snacks.

If you have common sense or has graduated from kindergarden Mathematics, you should be able to tell that $4 + $1 = $5, and so there's no difference between the two prices.

And besides, it's been agreed a day before, with the presence of Mr Wong, that it's okay for us to set our prices at $4 since we're charging extra for snacks. And that if they're not happy about anything, they can always do the same, charge $4 per game and $1 for snacks.

What else, we submitted the proposal first okay! We said to do XBOX first and they wanted some dumb lan gaming station, after which they realised it's too stupid an idea so they switched to Playstation, and then they realised Playstation can't fight XBOX 360, so they switched to XBOX. And we didn't say anything about it until they are scheduled ONE CLASSROOM more than us when we asked for three classrooms first!

So freaking unfair can!

But then, we decided to be nice and stick to 2 classrooms after 10 minutes of noise. And then the price problem has to come 10 minutes into the funfair, and I wouldn't be so angry if not because THEY HAVE A FREAKING DICKFACE AS THEIR CIVICS TUTOR!

He's super kao bei okay. I argued with him till my throat went dry and he still can't realise the fact that WE'RE CHARGING THE SAME RATE, just that my class writes "$4 for game, $1 for snack", and their class writes "$5 for game and snacks." What's the problem man.

And when I explained that to him, he has to freaking argue "Who says we're giving away free snacks? Which student told you that?"

So I gave him a blank look that says Are-you-A-RETARD-or-what and told him "One of his students told Sandran, and I'm very sure, otherwise you can ask your students again."

Dickface went to ask his students and then came back saying "We're giving away snacks as a REWARD, not for free."

Do you know how dick is that sentence? For every game, two players or one, there's ALWAYS A WINNER WHAT! Isn't that the same as giving away snacks for every game?!!!

So I gave him the same blank look that says Now-I'm-Sure-You're-A-RETARD and explained that to him, and then he has the NERVE to tell me "But you all have other gimmicks like Buy 2 Get 1 Free".

I GOT SAY YOU CANNOT HAVE MEHHHHHHHH. TALK PRICE CANNOT OUTTALK ME NOW YOU TELL ME I CANNOT HAVE BUY 2 GET 1 FREE IS IT.

I got really fed up with Dickface and must have looked like I was about to shout DICKFACE because then Ms Yun, my civics tutor, who's the ultra nice teacher that is about 2198687432 times less dick than Dickface, helped by saying "It's discussed yesterday, and James (Mr Wong, my Chemistry tutor, who's also one of the teacher advisors for the funfair) had agreed to them doing this."

AND YOU KNOW WHAT DICKFACE SAID.

"But this is really unfair for us."

EH ARE YOU RETARDED OR WHAT. HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU THEY MEAN THE SAME THING AND YOU'RE BEING IRRITATING BY WANTING US TO REDO OUR POSTERS AND EVERYTHING WHEN YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE USING YOUR NON-EXISTENT BRAIN AND WRITING $4 PER GAME, $1 FOR SNACKS FOR YOUR PATHETIC STALL THAT NO ONE VISITS?!

So they got more teachers-in-charge to come down and two other teachers sided with Dickface (I don't know why, maybe to them, we look like we've nothing better to do and we love drawing posters during a funfair). They insisted that "At first sight, your stall looks more attractive because of the $4 and $5 difference."

... Are they all retards, they can have the $4 too. And that is what I said, without the retards part. And then Dickface says "Then we'll end up undercutting each other and we'll all end up not earning much." Freakhead, I meant $4 without snacks lah. I gave one last blank look that says How-Retarded-Can-This-Dickhead-Get and said "I meant $4 without snacks, and then you can charge them extra for snacks."

But then Dickface has to say "The price is decided at $5 from the start. You are the ones who did this without informing earlier."

Hey Dickface, I wonder how your class stand you because your ultimate Dickface is driving me crazy. You know, I'm not angry over him being overly conscious of nothing, I'm angry at him for consistently giving me the look as if I'M UP TO SOME DIRTY TRICK JUST BECAUSE OUR GAME IS PRICED AT $4!!!! He kept looking away and shaking his head, looking exasperated, whenever I outalked him, AS IF I'VE DONE SOMETHING REALLY WRONG TO HIM.

I'm so freaking angry can! What's with him and his Dickface lah!

In the end, we gave in. I was about to continue arguing when Ms Yun said "Okay, nevermind. Let's just leave it at that. We'll change our posters." And so a few of us went up to the staffroom with Ms Yun to redo the posters and Ms Yun was freak angry as well. But uh huh, she's a nice, cute and cuddly teacher who won't win in a fight.

But I'm still angry with Dickface for being such a Dickface.

And we should have won that loser class afterall because it seems like -3 people visited their stall and even Ms Yun thinks so. So yah, no best revenue but at least I can tell Dickface "Hey I won your loser class even after changing the $4 sign to $5 sign leh. Maybe you should think about other factors why people are not going to your stalls. Aiyah, I think if you're not there so often, people won't be so turn off by your Dickface lah. So do some good next time, go hide in some dark corner and not come out at a funfair. Or you can always do your part by participating in the Haunted House. :D"

What a Dickface that spoilt the whole funfair. Mr Wong called me afterwards and I almost screamed into the phone. Not intentionally to him, of course, and I explained everything to him, leaving out the Dickface looking like a Dickface part, and he sided with us but then the man he sent down to settle the problem, aka Mr Kumar, sided with Dickface so there's nothing we can do.

So, Dickface must be really happy that he won the argument, but then again, you know Dickfaces always win in arguments because their opponents will definitely stray from the main topic to how Dick their faces look. And that's personal attack, so Dickfaces will start crying and then BAM, Dickface wins the fight.

Isn't that "so unfair for us".

But being a non-Dickface, I won't say something as dick as "So unfair" or be dick enough to look dignified even though we know we've nothing to say to counter-attack the argument.

If seriously, we're at fault, I won't say a thing more than "Sorry, we'll change it asap." And WILL NOT pretend to look wronged and everything. Seriously, I bet the only reason why the two other teachers sided with Dickface is because Ms Yun didn't look really fierce and the only difficult person was well, a J1 aka me and Dickface who's a teacher. So they sided with Dickface otherwise his face will really be gone. (Pun intended)

But tsk, how can they let a Dickface have his way? It so ruins the image of the school and right now, I want to tell all my friends not to come to Innova because you'll risk being taught by a Dickface. But then again, there're nice teachers like Mr Wong and Ms Yun, so you can come to Innova, and then back out from the course when you realise your teacher looks pretty Dick.

Right, that's all I've to say today.

Oh, by the way, I'm 70% decided in choosing NJC because my father promised to fetch me to school EVERY MORNING MUAHAHAHAHAHA even if I go to NJC and not AJC. :D

I hope I don't dream of Dickface tonight. -.-

Bye! :D

Friday, February 09, 2007
♥ :)

Eight points and yes, I'm glad.

Should be choosing the school I've been dying to go to, that is, school with bright red tie, National. But still deciding between National and Anderson luh, National is FAR. And if Haobo wasn't being an idiot, no wait, Haobo has always been an idiot. I meant, if Haobo wasn't being himself (joker) and joking, that he really is choosing to go NJC, chances of me choosing National will drop so drastically I'll feel like drinking milk.

... I didn't know how to complete the last sentence so I just said the thing I felt most like doing now. -.-

Umm. People around me did relatively well so yah.

Cheer up! :)

-Off to drink milk and watch Death Note :)

Thursday, February 08, 2007
♥ Zzz

No, I'm not here because I can't get to sleep. I'm here to tell my blog how it feels like when it's 15 hours and 10 minutes to the release of Onana results.

But then, I'm seriously so sleepy I can't feel the anxiety I'm supposed to be feeling. Which means to say, this post is crap (as usual) and you are, as usual, dumb enough to be reading this.

And that thing I said about losing sleep because I'll be tossing and turning in bed is crap too. Because I can feel impending sleep that is so strong I wonder why I bother turning on the computer.

Oh yah, to send gillian flyers for i@fun to print.

Good luck to ya all. :)

PS: Tagboard proves the point "Crashers in IJC have nothing to do." -.-

Bye! AND TEDDY IS FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Wednesday, February 07, 2007
♥ Life is too Short

5.52pm, so sleepy.

49 days next Friday. So fast huh. Why, before I realise, it's February already.



Okay. I'll try forgetting about Teddy then. :(

Two more days to Judgement Day (quote Arthur).

Um. I'll go make the i@fun flyers, take mind off things for the time being.

I took 10 minutes to type this post because I erased 70% of what I typed because it sounded too depressing and should be reserved for Fridays. But this Friday will be a happy Friday (I hope) so next Friday then.

Next Friday...

No. Next next Friday then...

Bye bye.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007
♥ Xin Yu

Xin Yu MV. :)

♥ 3 DAYS

It's 3 days to Friday so how are you.

Uh. I don't know what to say today. The sky today looks cute. So, yah.

...

This morning I woke up at 6.30am and thought I was late for school. For some reasons, I forgot that I'm no longer in Anderson when waking up at 6.30am means I can only reach school at 8am by bus and 7.15am by cab. So I freaked out and lied in bed thinking maybe I should skip school and then print a parents' letter saying I've a fever to give to Mrs Yeo.

But still, I got out of bed and thought maybe I should just hurry.

And then I saw the WRS uniform by my bed, waiting to be ironed, then I remembered hey, school's 5 minutes away from home. (Yah, I exchanged uniform with a classmate formerly from WRS.)

I felt dumb so I went back to bed, but I couldn't get back to sleep because someone was playing Mahjong downstairs. At 6.30am in the morning. And I felt like playing Mahjong. So I laid in bed and imagined myself playing Mahjong. -.-

Lessons today was boring, so boring that I couldn't bring myself to fall asleep. I was busy being amazed at how much more boring the lessons can ever get, so I kept awake, even though I slept half an hour later than what I said I'll be sleeping at yesterday, that is, 8pm.

Mind wandered off to some distant place called There's-No-Name-For-It-You-Dumb- Why-Do-You-Bother-To-Read-This-In-The-First-Place during Econs tutorial and I was paying -70% attention to what the tutor was saying. I thought about all the things that happened in the last four years, down to the smallest detail. Then I realised I can never go back to being a secondary school student at Anderson again, and felt kind of sad because that means I've grown up (supposedly).

And then halfway through the tutorial, we were given free time to discuss the Econs project (is it?) and so I started talking to the nearest living person beside me aka Chunkit and he started saying bad things about badminton because it doesn't give you a good CCA record. So I corrected him by saying we don't join badminton because we want a good CCA record, we join it because we like the CCA. And then felt like laughing at myself say that because hey, I just quit badminton say two weeks ago.

...

And then I thought about what I miss most at the moment and strangely, I can't think of anything that I miss. (I mean, everybody around me says they miss something, either something about their secondary school life, or someone, or whatever.) So I thought really really really hard and realise that I only miss Mdm Wong. And maybe the long flag pole in Anderson. Which makes me feel bad because I'm so mean to not miss anybody else.

Then I thought that maybe the only times when you start missing people is when you don't like your current life. Like the reason why I miss Mdm Wong is probably because I hate the Maths tutor so much and the reason why I miss the long flag pole in Anderson is because the flag pole in Innova is so short. So I'll probably start missing you when gillian and Chunying and Layjia are absent from school and I'm ultra depressed because someone threw my pencil into the sea and I've no one to cry to. Or something more extreme like I've gone to school on a Sunday and I'm lost in the huge school building alone.

... Yah.

So much for "I don't know what to say today." -.-

Note to self:

1. Remind Chunying to bring masking tape.
2. Remind Chunying to remind me to bring masking tape.
3. Sms Sokmui & Priscilla & Meiching and ask if they want to share for Kakei's birthday present.
4. Sms Nigel to tell him whether Sokmui & Priscilla & Meiching want to share for Kakei's birthday present.
5. Smile and say Yippee because we're playing Frisbee tomorrow.
6. Smile and say Tomorrow will be a happier day.
7. Ask knee to stop swelling up as and when it likes.
8. Sleep at 7pm today.

You know, the sadder I am, the earlier I sleep. :(

Monday, February 05, 2007
♥ TEDDY :(

It's Monday but I'm sad because I still can't find the teddy that I like most. But then again, something so minor shall not spoil my remaining 4 hours of Monday, which I will spend sleeping because I'm going to bed at 8pm. :)

So, sorry for scaring you for saying results are coming out on this Monday, aka today. Friday lah, 9th Feb. Uh, it's one day before i@fun. So if your results are good, you should come and celebrate it with a day of fun at IJC's first carnival, and while you're in a great mood, you should pop into 0723B's game stall at three of the classrooms. XBOX and XBOX 360 games. Cool okay. :D

Uh, and if your results are bad, you should come i@fun to help you forget about the trauma. And while you're depressing over how bad your results are, you can pop into 0723B's game stall at three of the classrooms to pay for 15minutes of relief from the real world. It'll be addictive like drugs, where you can forget all your troubles in that sacred 15 minutes, but the good thing is that it's perfectly harmless to your body and what's more! There's Nike-sponsored prizes to be won!!! So hurry!

Eh wait. There's nothing to hurry since the carnival's 5 days away. -.- And I really sound like a sales promoter don't I. :D

Oh. Yesterday was Sunday and I didn't stay home to make salad. I went out with Sokmui the killer who's for some reasons dying to see me, all the way to Bugis, just to shop. (Seriously, I think I've a huge phobia for buses and MRTs now. Anywhere that's not within walking distance is So Far...) Uh, and then we went Yishun to meet Priscilla, who was also dying to see me. Okay, I shalln't be mean to people who say they miss me. I should be proud of it, so YEAH! THERE'S TWO PEOPLE ON THIS EARTH THAT MISSED ME OKAY! TWO! Don't play play ah.

We talked. And talked. And talked. And talked. For fifteen minutes and for some reason, I promised Priscilla to crash Anderson JC this coming Wednesday, and I realised only today that we'll be preparing for our i@fun stalls on that day. So, sorry Priscilla. I'll try crashing AJ before the school crashes into the ground when the earthquake comes. :D

There's really nothing much to blog about except I still don't like the Maths tutor and so I'm still not bothering to do her homework. Which makes me 30% less of a nerd. And that makes me sad. And the fact that I'm sad on a Monday just makes me sadder. :(

Uh, and I don't like the Econs tutor too. :( But I'm still doing the Econs tutorials because at least I think it's more interesting that Maths. :D

They make me miss Mdm Wong much much much more.

:(

It's Monday, and I'm not supposed to be sad...

Nevermind then. Like that maybe Friday I'll be elated! :D

Friday sounds so scary lah. And I'm the first. Index number 0001. SCARY RIGHT. And if I don't do well enough to even get into AJC Science I'll cry till my eyes drown, and go blind, and then walk into the wall because I'm blind, and die of a fracture in my skull.

Thinking of it makes my hands go cold.

And to Andersonians, I hope you've paid your library fines because if you haven't, you'll be slamming the hall door and charging to the library to pay those stupid fines since Anderson won't give you your results if you haven't cleared your fines, EVEN IF you're on the verge of collapsing due to the immense anxiety built up in you. So yah, I'm glad I've a friend who's the proud vice-president of Librarians, aka Priscilla, who was kind enough to tell me I owe the library 50 cents for god knows what reason. And so I cleared that a long time ago. :D

Don't go thinking you've never borrowed any books from the library in Anderson okay. Because that was what I thought and it turns out some long time ago, in ancient 1807, someone borrowed my card to borrow some dumb book and returned it late. Which explains the 50 cents. So you may want to visit Anderson one or two days before Friday and kindly ask the librarian to check if you've any library fines unpaid. :)

And as much as I miss the school hall, my top left corner spot where the examination table sits, those long and meaningless EFLs, and of course, trainings,

I CAN DEFINITELY WAIT TO GO BACK THERE FOR RESULTS. YES I CAN WAIT. GIVE ME ANOTHER TWO WEEKS BECAUSE I'M NOT MENTALLY PREPARED YET.

Am having a headache. What's wrong with this Monday. :(

Saturday, February 03, 2007
♥ Fourone

It's 9.21pm at night and I'm online because I just woke up from my afternoon nap. I tried going back to sleep but then Sandy just had to remind me results are coming out very soon and so I woke up to kill my imaginary friend. So she died for the 87328th time and will be reborn 10 minutes later. Then I'll kill her for the 87329th time by throwing her into the soup.

... Okay I should really stop the throwing into soup thing. Who started it in the first place. -.-

By the way, I was looking at the Fourone pictures taken at Seoul Garden and realise I kind of miss the Fourone classroom. -.- Er, and the people too of course. I can't believe I'm saying this but yah, I think I may even miss the Literature lessons where I sleep like I've never slept before or go spastic with Tiny (new name for Hanhui).

And I miss those times when I'm not a nerd. When I leave everything, including my pencilcase, in school and bring an empty bag home. When I referred closely to Huiming's copy of Integrity test. And doing only 8 out of 42 Differentiation worksheets, out of which 6 are copied and two are done during English. When the only homework I bothered doing was Geography. :D

(By the way, when we went back to Anderson that day, I was so glad Mrs Theresa still remembers my name and and and even asked for the donation of my Geog file. :D But I gave it to Thia Kia Hua Mua Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Fiona already. That's not the point, the point is SHE REMEMBERS ME AS A GOOD STUDENT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Uh. Click to enlarge.



Tiny has a funny face doesn't he.



Tiny still has a funny face.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

♥ Where has Teddy gone

Uh, hello. :)

Today's Saturday and I'm supposed to be out somewhere but I can't remember where I'm supposed to be. -.- And whoever that asked me out didn't remind me so I'll just stay home and sleep. :D

Ah my whole body is aching like hell because of the falls yesterday from my attempt to learn how to skate. I was stubborn determined, haha, but still. I can't balance for nuts. I can't even stand still without sliding backwards, and then in my attempt to stop moving, one feet stays and the other feet continues sliding, so I fall BAM and then I stand up and the same thing repeats itself again.

-.-

I fell a total of 9 times and no bleeding. Chunying fell first time and bled like no tomorrow. -.- Soonkiat's going to kill gillian for not taking care of Chunying, haha. (By the way, I hope Soonkiat never ever reads my blog because I'm always engaging in Chunying Soonkiat talk. -.-)

It's 11.30am and I still have two and a half hours to spare before my afternoon nap. :)

Went back Anderson Sec yesterday with gillian, Chunying, Hanhui, Apple, Ziyang, Layjia and Spiky. Crashed the mass workout which was really dumb because only the teachers and Spiky are actually doing the workout. -.- We had breakfast in the school canteen and my, I never knew I could miss Anderson canteen food. Lol. And the fruit juice uncle still remembers me. :D

And then and then. We set up a base camp outside the staff room and cornered all teachers to buy the i@fun tickets. Haha. Uh, then we went to the canteen and played cards while waiting for Pat Goh to be back so we could use the lab.

Uh, and so we used the lab and took pictures for the Chemistry project.

Then I can't remember what we did already. -.- I remembered playing badminton in the hall with Daryl, and watching Chunying do scary things like doing body origami, and the spastic hit shuttle and do crap with your wrist thing that Fiona taught me. -.- Yah, then the three of us went to skate. And fell.

I still can't decide which JC to go. :( Have been hearing so many bad things about AJC that I don't know if I want to go there anymore. :( Mr Ang and the other teachers were telling us yesterday it's been said that results are coming out on next Monday and ahhhhhhhh, there's so little time left to decide where to go. :(

:(

I'm so sad because I can't find the teddy soft toy that my mother took away from me. -.- It's supposed to be in the store room, all the other soft toys are there but the teddy I like most is not there anymore. :(

I feel like making salad. -.-

Bye. And I hope results are coming out on Monday instead of Friday because I love Mondays and hate Fridays. :)

PS: Don't order a cake from Four Leaves.

Thursday, February 01, 2007
♥ Chunying & Soonkiat

Once upon a time, there's a Chunying who threw Soonkiat into the soup. Nah, no special reason whatsoever. I said that just to irritate her, although we all know deep inside she's not irritated at all. :)

Today is a cold day even without Priscilla around to tell me her ultra cold cold jokes.

Uh, I guess I'll end up in AJC in the end. Because I doubt I can do well enough to get into NJC. And even if if if if if if if if if if some shooting star flew past and I score well enough to even get into NJC, it's so bloody far I'll either rent some home next to the school or just die in AJC.

And AJC is a mugger school so I'm even more sure someday I'll turn into a mug and start holding water.

If I can't even get into AJC, I know exactly what I'll do.

First, I'll cry to the person nearest to me. Then, I'll cry to the next person nearest to me. Next, I'll find a wall and cry to my best friend. After which, I'll cry to myself, and then walk up to the nearest flat and go to the highest level. I'll then look down from the highest level, attempting to jump down and kill myself but then freak out at the last second because I'm humji. And then I'll go IJC. And freeze myself there. Then I'll gather all my spiritual power and mug till I turn into a shining mug, and top IJC.

-.-

I'm hungry.

Tomorrow's Friday. :(

Bye!