Tuesday, December 14, 2004

BOO

yoohoo.. i'm back =) back from training =)

sighX i cant lift =(

ahem.. okok.. sian bo.. nth to do at home other than use com and slp.. haiZ...

today came out of clememti sports hall tht time saw a santa claus at the station.. diao.. he pulled me over ask me do some lucky draw.. diao bu diao.. i diao him lar.. give him the "so-big-le-still-play-this-kind-of-thing" look... ahahahahahahaZ... tot of pulling his beard ahahahhahaz.. but din cuz he had two bodyguards -_- ... wearing black suit those kind.. waseh.. since when reindeer start noe how to dress up de -.- wahahhahahahhaX

diao.. i feeling lame whEeeeeeeee

eh.. sian.. let's tok..

abit more abt my past.......

er.. i cant remember much abt the life b4 5 years old lar.. most of this is my mother/bro tell me de... hrm.. i used to hav some blood problems when young.. -.- sumthing wrong wif my blood lar.. i oso dunno wad.. if i tell u wad my mother told me all sure luff till pengz de.. she said: "Ni de xue you guai4 guai4 de dong xi..." diao... wad guai4 guai4 de dong xi.. -.- heck lar.. i oso dunno wad she toking.. -.- den my gums bled.. and den my mother panicked and wasted alot of tissue.. ahem.. not through drying my blood.. she wasted them cuz she tried to make a big 'suck-blood' teeth cover -_- diao

and her experiment failed.. so she wasted alot of tissue paper -.- hahaz.. den my father dunno buy wad chinese medicine made me drink.. den the guai4 guai4 things in my blood disappeared hahaz.. -.-

er.. i was very very very spastic when i was young.. -.- almost as spastic as jiahao's bro... mayb even more lolz.. there's a scar on my head.. caused when i was 4++ years old.. -.- there's once this salesperson came to my hse.. i dunno he selling or doing wad de lar.. cant remember liaoz.. den my mother invited him in.. den i was like spastic -.- hahaz.. cuz dat time i dunno watch wad stupid show on tv.. u noe those kind police detective story.. den when they catch the thieve they will say things like u better surrender now.. u hav been surrounded blah blah...

den i was like in my hse.. staring at the salesperson... -.- and den i went to scream those things.. in chinese.. "NI YI JING BEI BAO WEI LE.. FANG XIA WU QI CHU LAI ZHI SHOU~!!" diao.. meaning u hav been surrounded.. put down ur weapons and surrender.. diaoX

hahahaz.. den my mother was like o.O.. so she carried me up and put me on the chair.. den she went to the kitchen to make tea or sumthing liddat lar.. den i was like.. sitting on the chair, staring at the salesperson.. den the salesperson smiled at me.. and den i went crazy -.- i ran to the kitchen looking for my mother.. hahaz.. and den i saw my mother and ran towards her.. was wanting to hug her legs or something.. and den she had to siam becuz she was holding hot drinks.. >_<>_< and den

piak!

i hit into the washing machine... (there was a dent there ahem)

and then the scar >_<

i had to shave my hair tht time cuz of the operation lolz.. and i slept in tan tock seng for 1 week.. diaoX

my mother said she made me swear not to run into washing machines again -.- DIAO not like i want!!! but she said she was very sad.. not becuz i was injured.. BUT BECUZ OF HER WASHING MACHINE!!! waseh.. wad's this.. -.-

and this wasnt alll........

the scar on my right arm -.- i fell from the double deck bed rite.. hahaz.. everyone knew this.. but i din fall in my slp.. i fell while playing wif my sis -.- diaoX.. we were playing this stupid game known as Crocodile and Hunter diao... i was the hunter -.- so to say.. i was on top mah... means land lo.. den she is below.. so she is the croc.. diao bu diao.. and den i was supposed to bend down to catch her or something liddat.. and den she will grab my hand, like the croc biting liddat.. diao

and so i fell...........

piak!

and so the scar..

and i slept in tan tock seng for another week plus.. and it met wif christmas.. and the santa claus from tck gave me crayons.. hahaz.. i was in the sling and couldnt get out of bed to play wif the other kids.. so the santa claus brought the crayons to me.. lolz.. and den many aunts came to visit.. and bought all sorts of funny things.. say wad 2nd time in hospital.. muz wash luck -.- diao bu diao

dat was 4 years old too... close to 5... the day when i recharged from hospital was the day my mother bought my K1 books.. lolx.. and so i started my first few weeks of schooling wif a sling.. =/ hahahaZ

and still.. it doesnt stop.........

my spastic-ity continued.. in kindergarten... my mother said my teacher was scared of me -_- cuz i'm always pulling boys' hair.. *tinking.. dun ask me how.. i dunno at all.. is my mum and bro say de.. the teacher said i was always pulling boys' hair.. and when the teacher scolded me i start pulling her skirt >_<>_< hahahahahhahaha

graduated K1.. bought K2 books.. my mum says she had to hide the books from me.. cuz i will keep on flipping thru the books.. and if tht's all it's not as bad... i will start drawing in books wif colour pencils.. -_- woot

*yawns..* and den i graduated K2.. lolz.. into primary skoooooo~!! whEeeeeee

first day of skoo i was in trouble.. i kanna seated beside the person i hated most in the cls.. dun ask me why i hate him when it's like the first day i ever saw him.. hahaz.. i dunno too.. i juz couldnt stand his look.. hahahahz.. the table in primary 1 was those type long long de.. den two ppl share one table.. and den i used a long ruler put in between us.. to like seperate our spaces... start of the day is half half de.. den slowly.. slowly... hahahahahz.. i took up like almost the whole table... and he's left wif the space to put one exercise book.. muahahahahahahahhax

and den he cried...

uh oh

and the teacher scolded me.. i started crying.. and crying.. and crying.. and she asked me to stop crying.. i BLEAH her.. tadah.. i am so dead

my mother was called to skoo for coffee.. whEeeee how nice.. hahahahaz

got more lar.. but i tired le.. next time den tok bah.. hahaz..

byeZ =)