Sunday, May 01, 2005

i'm here to define the meaning of the word Impossible

note: i noe u are reading this.. yar, so get it inside ur head.. Zzz.. i'm not even using the term brain here cuz i doubt u have one anyway.. i hope this isnt too difficult to comprehend for u.. it simply means tht it's time to wake up and realise how idiotic u are acting and wtf juz stop it.. argh

Impossible is like asking a 5 year old kid to go fly 100 aeroplanes at the same time.. ya.. u noe.. IMPOSSIBLE..
Impossible is like telling a salmon sushi to fight wif another salmon sushi.. it is imaginable but it is IMPOSSIBLE ok..
Impossible is like walking on the street and den suddenly an alien comes down and wave hi to u.. and den u get into his spaceship and he brings u to a tour around mars..
Impossible is like seeing things without eyes, hearing things without ears, toking without mouths, thinking without brains (tht explains why u are hardly thinking), swimming without water, blogging without internet..
Impossible is like making me score full makrs for any A Maths test set by any of the teachers in my school..
Impossible is like asking me to grow taller than the HDB flat overnight..
Impossible is like asking the two speakers in front of the com to speak to each other..
Impossible is like digging ur heart out, drilling holes into ur lungs, tying 100000 knots in ur intestines, crafting smiley faces on ur stomach, poking satay sticks into ur eyes, peeling ur skin off using a peeler, chopping ur fingers and toes, mismatch all ur veins and arteries, twist ur arms until they look like twisties, dice ur lips and tongue etc etc and NOT FEEL ANY PAIN.. yar, doing all tht and not feeling any pain is called IMPOSSIBLE..

so stop it, stop asking me stupid questions cuz the answer to all ur questions, no matter wad the questions are, is always NO.. or any other negative answer ur minute brain could come up with.. urgh

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paiseh to all the others reading this.. =/ juz abit super buay song abt the way some stupid brainless idiotic ppl are acting.. i marvel at the degree of stupidity the person could achieve.. he muz hav taken extra bowls of stupids every morning to substain it.. it is almost near to impossible for someone to have abstain such high levels of idioticity, stupidity, brainlessness.. but the person hav proved to be the world's most stupid being.. i sincerely congratulate him, for achieving such high and prestigious honours.. but the basic rule (i set it) to being the most stupid being is to leave Ang Mei Gui alone.. and he should, no, he MUST gladly accept it, for he cant help being stupid.. and tht i understand...

.. sorry for being so sacarstic.. but i'm not realli sorry anyway.. byeZ