Tuesday, May 03, 2005

there is a 2B pencil, a eraser and a sharpener on the computer table right now.. the sharperner is cute cuz it's red and it's transparent and it's small, in a hexagonal shape.. and when i opened the cap i realised the cap is actually connected to the sharperner.. but it's so fragile tht when i decided to be nice and help whoever the sharperner belongs to empty it, the cap of the sharperner broke off.. and although it still be capped back, it isnt connected to the sharperner anymore..

think think think

there are post-its notes stuck around the cpu.. handwriting belongs to me elder sis.. one of them says "House of Tutors Telemarketeers Call 90097787".. this probably means she wans a tutor job.. or mayb she's helping her fren check out.. another post-it note says "Remind mother and sis to eat dinner course their gastric is bad, very bad".. this means tht she wans to be nice and remind me and my mother to eat dinner.. but she forgot to do tht cuz she din remind me.. or mayb she is too preoccupied wif the tutor matter to remind me.. or mayb there's other things she's busy with.. not everything tht are close or somewhat share a similarity are related to each other...

think think think

i can tell tht my elder sis was the last one to use the com cuz she doesnt like the wrist support the rest of us, tht is my brother, me and my second sis like to use.. the wrist support, in the shape of a cow is on top of the cpu, instead of in front of the mouse.. which means my sis was the last one to use the com.. or it may be tht she was the last second one or the last third one and the ppl who used it in between forgot to take it down to use, or tht they din notice it is not in its usual place.. when things go wrong.. some ppl realise it, not cuz they are careful, but becuz they care.. when things go wrong.. some ppl dun realise it, not becuz they dun care, but becuz they are not careful..

think think think (positively)

if i take it tht my elder sis was the last one to use the com.. then she probably listened to music or watched some show using the com.. cuz the earphones is plugged into the speakers.. and the fact tht the earphones are on show tht she used the com cuz when i used it last night, i din use any earphones.. and my sis like to use earphones.. firstly becuz she dun wan disturb others.. secondly cuz she then has the freedom to listen as loudly as possible.. it's the same logic as hiding ur face if u wan to cry, cuz then u will hav the freedom to cry as loudly and as stupidly as u wan..

if i were to connect everything together.. my sis used the com and thus removed the wrist support like usual.. my sis probably used the pencil and the eraser to write the post-its.. and she used to sharperner to sharpen the 2B pencil.. she wrote down some stuff she check out on from the internet and stuck them to the cpu.. and den to add on, she wrote another note abt reminding me and my mother to take dinner.. and den she got bored and listened to some music or watch some shows.. and thus put on the earphones.. afterwhich she left everything as it is.. she din harbour any purpose for some boliao ppl (me) to come along and deduce everything she did.. but i still did anyway.. this is still a deduction.. and thus it may not be true.. so wadever i guess may not be wad actually happened.. another person could come along and sit down and hav a total different deduction abt wad might hav happened.. but tht's becuz we are different.. and everyone is different..

when u wan to guess and wan to noe whether ur guess is correct, confirm it through the most assuring way.. assuring ways may differ.. some ppl may feel tht the most direct way to knowing wad happen is to ask.. ok not some, most ppl would feel so.. but there will always be some weirdos who feel tht putting a video camera behind the com and turn back the clock and tape the scenario down and den watch it later is easier.. kudos to such weirdos.. becuz tht was my initial thought.. even before i tot abt asking straight.. no kidding.. tht was my inital thought..

and den some weird thoughts began to take shape.. things like the eraser standing up and doing a banana dance, and den realise it is so bare.. -_- or the pencil sharpening itself until its head breaks and den it screams.. MY HEAD IS STUCK IN THERE!!! and den the sharpener tells it "you can always get a new head stupid.. juz keep turning around.." and den the pencil shouted back.. IT'S DAMN DIZZY LARR~~ and den the sharpener says "how do u tok without a head arh.." and den the pencil shouted back I'M INSIDE YOU TOOTED!!

and den the sharpener got fed up and got depressed by the pencil's sharp -.- words.. and den it committed sucide and the pencil never got its head back.. without a head, the pencil lost self confidence and grew depressed day by day.. the eraser was afraid to lose another fren after losing the sharpener.. so it counciled the pencil and psycho-ed the pencil to make it think tht he can always find a new sharpener.. the pencil regained self confidence until one day the sharpener revived and killed the pencil before killing itself.. and den the eraser was damn sad and did a banana dance (bare) and den killed itself too..

ok fine, scold me sadistic

the screen seems to be telling me something.. (ok wait, why is everything coming alive -_-) the screen seems to be telling me social studies test is over.. and den i seem to be telling it "It's not oval.. i think it's square.. as square as you maybe.." and den the screen said "Lame.." and den i said "yar.. as lame as you too... poor legless creature.." and den the screen got depressed and killed itself.. and den it became a non living thing and voila! we now see the screen as a non-living thing.. but it was one alive.. in my imagination at least..

everything is getting depressed and threatening to kill itself.. but i'm happy at least.. yea, i'm happy.. i'm telling a joke tht i'm lying tht i'm telling a joke tht i'm lying tht i'm telling a joke tht i'm lying tht i'm telling the truth tht i'm lying tht i'm telling a joke tht i'm telling the truth tht i'm lying tht i'm telling the truth.. go figure it out.. ok, dun bother to figure it out.. cuz i juz typed it at random and it's juz some gibberish and i'm not even sure whether it's the correct answer to wad i wanted to say.. so yar, forget it

and now i feel like doing something which might cause u to feel like beating me up......



PLEASE DO NOT READ ALL OF THE ABOVE... if u have already read it.. too bad... dun read the next entry.. hahaha.. i was joking.. pls read the next entry.. although i dunno when the next entry will be published.. so read all entries.. but wait, no one's so free to read ALL entries.. so forget it.. read all u want.. it's all crap anyway.. ha ha

-gone off to bathe cuz sharperner tells me so..- believe tht and u owe me 1 lollipop =)