Sunday, October 30, 2005

Friday:
Lazed around whole day at home. Came online, blogged, etc etc. Played some online games, downloaded games, Diablo (for the 50th time over again...), Solitaire, Freecell, even Minesweeper (I customized it so that it was very difficult to win). And then I made a new layout. I was online for 10++ hours straight. Did not touch Chinese at all.

I went to sleep at 8pm.

Yesterday:
Lazed around whole day at home. Came online, played more games, started downloading games from RealArcade, played Heroes. -.- The last time I played Heroes was P5. Anyway, I played more Solitaire, Freecell, Minesweeper and Spider Solitaire. And then I let my sister play games and I watched her play. Then I watched Candyman, Bruce Almighty and Shrek 2. Cooked spaghetti with my eldest sis for lunch. Did not touch Chinese at all.

I went to sleep at 9pm.

Today:
Not intending to touch Chinese at all. :)

Lol.

-off to play more games- :D

Friday, October 28, 2005

New layout up finally! :D

Fiona!! That's the super nice Jay song I was talking about. Stop complaining about Qi Li Xiang already. Haha.

Shan Hu Hai is nice too. :D

Bye!

Recommended to all, Ye Qu by Jay Chou, Shi Yi Yue De Xiao Bang:

MV (3 mins and 50 seconds full): Click Here

:D

Special thanks to Jay-viva

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I'm just trying to prove that we don't need to pay $4 from out Edusave and use $5 from the school funds and waste about 2 hours of our post exam time on Personality tests, because firstly, the facts are almost repetitive, and secondly, they are all over the net for you to take at any time, anyday.

Enough crap. I've been online for far too long. It's bad for my eyes. Tsk. Haha.

Words in bold refer to me.

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EXTRAVERSION...............78

Friendliness.............67

Gregariousness...........73

Assertiveness............85

Activity Level...........22

Excitement-Seeking.......74

Cheerfulness.............86

Your score on Extraversion is high, indicating you are sociable, outgoing, energetic, and lively. You prefer to be around people much of the time.

Friendliness. Friendly people genuinely like other people and openly demonstrate positive feelings toward others. They make friends quickly and it is easy for them to form close, intimate relationships. Low scorers on Friendliness are not necessarily cold and hostile, but they do not reach out to others and are perceived as distant and reserved. Your level of friendliness is average.

Gregariousness. Gregarious people find the company of others pleasantly stimulating and rewarding. They enjoy the excitement of crowds. Low scorers tend to feel overwhelmed by, and therefore actively avoid, large crowds. They do not necessarily dislike being with people sometimes, but their need for privacy and time to themselves is much greater than for individuals who score high on this scale. Your level of gregariousness is high.

Assertiveness. High scorers Assertiveness like to speak out, take charge, and direct the activities of others. They tend to be leaders in groups. Low scorers tend not to talk much and let others control the activities of groups. Your level of assertiveness is high.

Activity Level. Active individuals lead fast-paced, busy lives. They move about quickly, energetically, and vigorously, and they are involved in many activities. People who score low on this scale follow a slower and more leisurely, relaxed pace. Your activity level is low.

Excitement-Seeking. High scorers on this scale are easily bored without high levels of stimulation. They love bright lights and hustle and bustle. They are likely to take risks and seek thrills. Low scorers are overwhelmed by noise and commotion and are adverse to thrill-seeking. Your level of excitement-seeking is high.

Cheerfulness. This scale measures positive mood and feelings, not negative emotions (which are a part of the Neuroticism domain). Persons who score high on this scale typically experience a range of positive feelings, including happiness, enthusiasm, optimism, and joy. Low scorers are not as prone to such energetic, high spirits. Your level of positive emotions is high.

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AGREEABLENESS..............64

Trust....................73

Morality.................80

Altruism.................82

Cooperation..............42

Modesty..................40

Sympathy.................42

Your level of Agreeableness is average, indicating some concern with others' Needs, but, generally, unwillingness to sacrifice yourself for others.

Trust. A person with high trust assumes that most people are fair, honest, and have good intentions. Persons low in trust see others as selfish, devious, and potentially dangerous. Your level of trust is high.

Morality. High scorers on this scale see no need for pretense or manipulation when dealing with others and are therefore , candid, frank, and sincere. Low scorers believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. People find it relatively easy to relate to the straightforward high-scorers on this scale. They generally find it more difficult to relate to the unstraightforward low-scorers on this scale. It should be made clear that low scorers are not unprincipled or immoral; they are simply more guarded and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth. Your level of morality is high.

Altruism. Altruistic people find helping other people genuinely rewarding. Consequently, they are generally willing to assist those who are in need. Altruistic people find that doing things for others is a form of self-fulfillment rather than self-sacrifice. Low scorers on this scale do not particularly like helping those in need. Requests for help feel like an imposition rather than an opportunity for self-fulfillment. Your level of altruism is high.

Cooperation. Individuals who score high on this scale dislike confrontations. They are perfectly willing to compromise or to deny their own needs in order to get along with others. Those who score low on this scale are more likely to intimidate others to get their way. Your level of compliance is average.

Modesty. High scorers on this scale do not like to claim that they are better than other people. In some cases this attitude may derive from low self-confidence or self-esteem. Nonetheless, some people with high self-esteem find immodesty unseemly. Those who are willing to describe themselves as superior tend to be seen as disagreeably arrogant by other people. Your level of modesty is average.

Sympathy. People who score high on this scale are tenderhearted and compassionate. They feel the pain of others vicariously and are easily moved to pity. Low scorers are not affected strongly by human suffering. They pride themselves on making objective judgments based on reason. They are more concerned with truth and impartial justice than with mercy. Your level of tender-mindedness is average.

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CONSCIENTIOUSNESS..........69

Self-Efficacy............75

Orderliness..............79

Dutifulness..............73

Achievement-Striving.....54

Self-Discipline..........58

Cautiousness.............44

Your score on Conscientiousness is high. This means you set clear goals and pursue them with determination. People regard you as reliable and hard-working.

Self-Efficacy. Self-Efficacy describes confidence in one's ability to accomplish things. High scorers believe they have the intelligence (common sense), drive, and self-control necessary for achieving success. Low scorers do not feel effective, and may have a sense that they are not in control of their lives. Your level of self-efficacy is high.

Orderliness. Persons with high scores on orderliness are well-organized. They like to live according to routines and schedules. They keep lists and make plans. Low scorers tend to be disorganized and scattered. Your level of orderliness is high.

Dutifulness. This scale reflects the strength of a person's sense of duty and obligation. Those who score high on this scale have a strong sense of moral obligation. Low scorers find contracts, rules, and regulations overly confining. They are likely to be seen as unreliable or even irresponsible. Your level of dutifulness is high.

Achievement-Striving. Individuals who score high on this scale strive hard to achieve excellence. Their drive to be recognized as successful keeps them on track toward their lofty goals. They often have a strong sense of direction in life, but extremely high scores may be too single-minded and obsessed with their work. Low scorers are content to get by with a minimal amount of work, and might be seen by others as lazy. Your level of achievement striving is average.

Self-Discipline. Self-discipline-what many people call will-power-refers to the ability to persist at difficult or unpleasant tasks until they are completed. People who possess high self-discipline are able to overcome reluctance to begin tasks and stay on track despite distractions. Those with low self-discipline procrastinate and show poor follow-through, often failing to complete tasks-even tasks they want very much to complete. Your level of self-discipline is average.

Cautiousness. Cautiousness describes the disposition to think through possibilities before acting. High scorers on the Cautiousness scale take their time when making decisions. Low scorers often say or do first thing that comes to mind without deliberating alternatives and the probable consequences of those alternatives. Your level of cautiousness is average.

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NEUROTICISM................34

Anxiety..................12

Anger....................46

Depression...............28

Self-Consciousness.......33

Immoderation.............97

Vulnerability............24

Your score on Neuroticism is average, indicating that your level of emotional reactivity is typical of the general population. Stressful and frustrating situations are somewhat upsetting to you, but you are generally able to get over these feelings and cope with these situations.

Anxiety. The "fight-or-flight" system of the brain of anxious individuals is too easily and too often engaged. Therefore, people who are high in anxiety often feel like something dangerous is about to happen. They may be afraid of specific situations or be just generally fearful. They feel tense, jittery, and nervous. Persons low in Anxiety are generally calm and fearless. Your level of anxiety is low.

Anger. Persons who score high in Anger feel enraged when things do not go their way. They are sensitive about being treated fairly and feel resentful and bitter when they feel they are being cheated. This scale measures the tendency to feel angry; whether or not the person expresses annoyance and hostility depends on the individual's level on Agreeableness. Low scorers do not get angry often or easily. Your level of anger is average.

Depression. This scale measures the tendency to feel sad, dejected, and discouraged. High scorers lack energy and have difficult initiating activities. Low scorers tend to be free from these depressive feelings. Your level of depression is low.

Self-Consciousness. Self-conscious individuals are sensitive about what others think of them. Their concern about rejection and ridicule cause them to feel shy and uncomfortable abound others. They are easily embarrassed and often feel ashamed. Their fears that others will criticize or make fun of them are exaggerated and unrealistic, but their awkwardness and discomfort may make these fears a self-fulfilling prophecy. Low scorers, in contrast, do not suffer from the mistaken impression that everyone is watching and judging them. They do not feel nervous in social situations. Your level or self-consciousness is average.

Immoderation. Immoderate individuals feel strong cravings and urges that they have have difficulty resisting. They tend to be oriented toward short-term pleasures and rewards rather than long- term consequences. Low scorers do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find themselves tempted to overindulge. Your level of immoderation is high.

Vulnerability. High scorers on Vulnerability experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress. Low scorers feel more poised, confident, and clear-thinking when stressed. Your level of vulnerability is low.

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OPENNESS TO EXPERIENCE.....49

Imagination..............88

Artistic Interests.......40

Emotionality.............26

Adventurousness..........65

Intellect................25

Liberalism...............45

Your score on Openness to Experience is average, indicating you enjoy tradition but are willing to try new things. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex. To others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual.

Imagination. To imaginative individuals, the real world is often too plain and ordinary. High scorers on this scale use fantasy as a way of creating a richer, more interesting world. Low scorers are on this scale are more oriented to facts than fantasy. Your level of imagination is high.

Artistic Interests. High scorers on this scale love beauty, both in art and in nature. They become easily involved and absorbed in artistic and natural events. They are not necessarily artistically trained nor talented, although many will be. The defining features of this scale are interest in, and appreciation of natural and artificial beauty. Low scorers lack aesthetic sensitivity and interest in the arts. Your level of artistic interests is average.

Emotionality. Persons high on Emotionality have good access to and awareness of their own feelings. Low scorers are less aware of their feelings and tend not to express their emotions openly. Your level of emotionality is low.

Adventurousness. High scorers on adventurousness are eager to try new activities, travel to foreign lands, and experience different things. They find familiarity and routine boring, and will take a new route home just because it is different. Low scorers tend to feel uncomfortable with change and prefer familiar routines. Your level of adventurousness is average.

Intellect. Intellect and artistic interests are the two most important, central aspects of openness to experience. High scorers on Intellect love to play with ideas. They are open-minded to new and unusual ideas, and like to debate intellectual issues. They enjoy riddles, puzzles, and brain teasers. Low scorers on Intellect prefer dealing with either people or things rather than ideas. They regard intellectual exercises as a waste of time. Intellect should not be equated with intelligence. Intellect is an intellectual style, not an intellectual ability, although high scorers on Intellect score slightly higher than low-Intellect individuals on standardized intelligence tests. Your level of intellect is low.

Liberalism. Psychological liberalism refers to a readiness to challenge authority, convention, and traditional values. In its most extreme form, psychological liberalism can even represent outright hostility toward rules, sympathy for law-breakers, and love of ambiguity, chaos, and disorder. Psychological conservatives prefer the security and stability brought by conformity to tradition. Psychological liberalism and conservatism are not identical to political affiliation, but certainly incline individuals toward certain political parties. Your level of liberalism is average.

Take quiz.

Sorry for wasting your time reading this. I wasted lots of time though. Haha.

Ey ey ey! I'm back! :D My connection had some problems for the past few days.

My arms are aching like hell. Must be because of the box of very heavy books I had to bring home. =/ Tsk.

Anyway, we got back our results slips!! And damn it, I forgot to accidentally drop it in front of YKW. =X But it's okay though, I think I did a pretty good job in letting him know he beat me in nothing. It must have been very saddening for him to know that there weren't one single result in his whole report book that he won me in. I had to beat him utterly even in Conduct. (I got an Excellent, he got a Good.) Aw, perhaps the only thing he can beat me in is, erm, erm, erm, let me think... He had a photo in his particulars page and I don't? And oh oh! I almost forgot. He beat me in BMI. *cries And he got 6 points higher than I did for L1R5. I'm SO SAD.

Lol. You remember the Visa advertisement...?

-clears throat-

Showing off how he scored three marks more than me in AMaths final paper: 20 hate points
Showing off how he scored five marks more than me in Chemistry final paper: 25 hate points
Showing off how he scored six marks more than me in Physics final paper: 25 hate points
Telling me he can beat me in badminton when he obviously can't: 50 hate points
Challenging me to bowling after he lost to me in badminton: 40 hate points
Shouting Give it to you for the nth time in class: 10 hate points
Showing off how he scored more than Anson in Chinese: 55 hate points
Showing how he thinks he is better than Gillian in Maths: 55 hate points
Showing off how tall he is: 35 hate points
Walking around class diong the intimidating pose that says FIGHT LAR: 25 hate points
Being a moronically moronic moron (refer to post about soccer ball): 70 hate points

-drum roll-

Seeing how beaten and i-lost-to-meigui-in-everything he was: PRICELESS

Some things you can't buy with hate points. Other than that, YKW covers it all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I know I didn't do extremely well either. But I just had to do that. I don't hate showoffs. I hate showoffs who have nothing to showoff. There aren't alot of such people around, but YKW is one perfect example of how someone can be 200% irritating. Lol.

Enough about YKW. Sometimes when I think of myself in his shoes, I would have killed Meigui, the girl who can't stop rubbing salt in his wounds. But then again, if I'm YKW, I would have killed myself for the 108317th time for being such an irritating moron. Or just wish to Santa Claus I was never born, and then POOF, I disappear from this world.

~~Won't it be nice~~

I can't really remember my marks for the individual subjects. I remembered getting an A2 for each of the two languages, B4 for each of the two sciences, A2 each for EMaths and Geography, B3 for Combined Humanities and a C5 or 6 for AMaths. My percentage was 66.9. I shall work harder next year and aim for position 3rd. :D

Shall blog again, tonight maybe, or tomorrow. Bye. :D

Monday, October 24, 2005

3 things that made today a nice day:
1. I passed Chemistry by 6 marks.
2. I passed Physics by 4 marks.
3. I passed AMaths by 3 marks.

3 things that made the nice day today become a not so nice day:
1. YKW beat me in Chemistry.
2. YKW beat me in Physics.
3. YKW beat me in AMaths.

But then again, there are 7 other things that made today a nice day again:
1. I beat YKW in Literature.
2. I beat YKW in Social Studies.
3. I beat YKW in paper one of Geography.
4. I beat YKW in both papers of English.
5. I beat YKW in both papers of EMaths.
6. I beat YKW in both papers of Chinese, by ALOT. =)
7. YKW almost cried when I lala-ed 5 times in his face after receiving Chinese. Man, I can't help it. I am good enough to have lala-ed only 5 times, if you've seen how ZHUAI he was when he knew he beat me in AMaths (by a pathetic 3 marks), you would have lala-ed at least 50 times. But then again, I lala-ed only 5 times because he walked away. Otherwise I would have lala-ed at least 20 times.

*waves Chinese Paper one and two in YKW's face*

LALALALALALALA~

Sorry for being so... erm, lala-ish. I can't help it in front of YKW. =P

I'll just have to wait until Wednesday or Thursday where we get back our results slip. Then I shall accidentally drop it on the floor in front of YKW or something, and then go "AIYAH! SORRY FOR SHOWING YOU MY MARKS ARE HIGHER THAN YOU AH!". Fine, I'm not that evil. Maybe I'll give him the mentos that dropped on the floor after he starts crying. There, there, don't cry.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oops. I'm supposed to be the pink angel with pink wings, three halos, and stars dropping out of the ear. Okay then, remind me to give him tissue if he starts crying. I'll remind myself of the UHU glue to put on the tissue. No lar, I just want his nose to be wearing some clothes in case it catches a cold. Told you I'm so NOT evil.

3 things that tell me today is a nice day for others:
1. Sokmui passed both her Maths. *shakes Sokmui's hands, congratulate her for the nth time.
2. Gillian beat YKW in alot of subjects too. *shakes Gillian's hands, congratulate her for the nth time.
3. It's one day closer to the relase of Shi Yi Yue De Xiao Bang. :D

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!

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Just felt like screaming... -.-

Just now, on MRT, while I was on the way home, I was with Priscilla and Haobo until Yishun where they alighted. And then at Sembawang this uncle boarded. I don't know how old he is because I didn't even look at his face. I only knew he was an uncle because he was wearing a polo tee and pants and uncle-slippers. Lol. Anyway, the MRT was bloody empty, but this uncle had to come sit beside me. I didn't care, I was falling asleep anyway.

I woke up when the uncle suddenly held my hand. Man, I almost screamed. And I was so freaked out I forgot to punch him. He thought I was so easy to bully huh. I bent his fingers back, palm down, like anything. And I was sure it hurt, because I saw him sit up straight all of a sudden, but he did not say anything whatsoever.

I said Fuck in his face quite loudly and then went to sit beside an aunty opposite. I hope I didn't spoil the good name of our school. Lol. Now to think of it, I should have stepped on his foot or kick his knee before leaving the seat. Damn it damn it.

Only I did not pay any attention to his features, for fear of getting nightmares about an uncle who comes around holding my hand. What the.

Anyway, I wasn't screaming because of that. Family problems. Zzz. It will be alright soon, I hope.

Bye.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

`[[standing out like a pair of red shoes in a funeral]]

I'm not doing my Chinese compositions! Haha, although I know very well they are to be handed in tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow, not Wednesday, I heard him say that he wants us to hand in on Monday, because he lacks marking time.

But of course, I haven't done any since I was out the whole day and night yesterday and had been sleeping my time away today. And so, I'm telling myself I heard him say to hand it in on Wednesday instead. Haha.

The bbq turned out to be okay. It didn't rain (as I hoped, will talk about the reason later), so we weren't forced to leave the place or anything. Not that the food was appealing, it wasn't. I ate some raw food. Raw food, with butter. As in, it wasn't bbqed fully before I ate them. Cold crabsticks with butter taste like flesh. -.- No, I didn't taste human flesh before, I'm not Sokmui, it just makes me think of it. Lol.

I was hoping it would rain because I would love to see everything at the bbq pit drown in water and the whole thing becomes a flop. And then we'll all run into a shelter and laugh at how ridiculous the whole bbq thing is. Lol.

The bbq is ridiculous, almost everyone didn't come to this outing for the bbq. Some came to look at the sea, some came for the sake of it, the only who came literally for the bbq were Benjamin and gang. Lol. And the bbq is all for covering up who or what we actually want to see at the beach.

I wanted to go the the swings, to scare some children. Lol, no. I wanted to play the swings duh. But no one wanted to go with me so I ended up drawing on the sand and playing cards all the while.

We went to Naomi's house for a sleepover. Don't feel like going into details. I fell asleep at four or five plus in the morning.

I hope Kakei found his handphone. Because he should really change his ringtone. After that, he can lose it again. HAHA.

I haven't written the Inspiring postcards for yesterday. =/

Don't feel like continuing the post. Bye.

Friday, October 21, 2005

The silence reeked. And it's nothing like what you think. Yes, you. Stop assuming.

I'm hooked onto some sadistic book that Sokmui reads entitled Heartbreaker by Julie Garwood. Okay fine, I like it because it's sadistic, in a way. And I strongly believe it's Sokmui who influenced me, not the other way round. And Sokmui, stop denying that you're more sadistic than me.

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But then what I'm going to say next is going to contradict what I've just said.

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My new ambition, next to astronaut (stop laughing...), is to be an intellect killer.

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Don't report to Mr Ang or Mrs Lee or whoever to send me for counselling just yet. Most of the times my ambitions are positions that interest me, I may not even be up to it. And reading the book made me feel so... warped. Anyone in the right mind would idolise the good guys in a book, right? But I find myself more attracted to the unknown (at this time I'm still halfway through the book...) killer instead. And it's his calm and composed way of going about performing what he planned that amazed me. Even though he's mad (the story termed him madman), I really admire the way he commits the crimes.

And the thing is, halfway through the book as I am, I've quite an idea who the killer might be, just plain guessing, but some mentions here and there in the story that justifies. Well, I don't know.

It just sounds so fun to be planning some heinous acts and carry them out one by one, greeted by reactions I had expected, and continue, on and on, until I achieve my aim. It's the satisfaction of it all.

... Why do I have a feeling Sokmui is nodding to what I'm saying here...?

Anyway, I feel like playing badminton again.

I can't seem to keep myself awake these days. I can even fall asleep in a police station, not until Fiona had to scream IT'S EIGHT O'CLOCK ONLY LEH!!! in my ears. Okay she didn't scream, did she? Perhaps I was dreaming.

And I felt so damn retard for smsing Fiona "Don't be too sad that you lost your phone... =)" last night. I felt doubly retard when I took 15 minutes or more to realise she can't see the message since her phone is lost, obviously.

I'm still thinking about the intellect killer thingy.

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Sorry if you get nightmares about Meigui chasing after you with a chainsaw tonight. I'm so sorry to leave you with broken childhood memories. Your angelic image (if any) of me must have shattered tonight. Okay fine, I know, none of you ever thought I would be the pink angel with pink horns, three halos and stars dropping out from the ears. I KNOW. So there weren't any angelic image to start with. Ah, you just broke my fragile heart. Nah, I'm joking. My heart is made of plastic. You can't break it, but you can try melting it under extreme heat. Ey, don't start burning me the next time you see me.

Sandy has gone for a holiday in Paraguay.

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She wanted Uruguay at first okay, I took a long time to persuade her into thinking that place is unsuitable for tourism. Too dangerous, larh. And she changed her mind to Paraguay. I hope she gets abducted or something.

I'm tired. Ey, no. I'm sleepy. No, I'm tired and sleepy.

You know something? The more everyone choose not to talk about anything in front of me, the weirder it gets, because it's so obvious everyone has talked about it beforehand, behind my back that is. I know, not that I mind, but it's weird because I can feel it very distinctively. I expected perhaps a few ignorant questions beforehand, so that I could break the news. But there were none, total silence. I only broke the news to one person, answered two people's questions in relation to that, typed one unnamed blog entry and nothing more. That entry was not meant to inform or anything, it was more of an expression from my side. Besides, not everyone I know reads my blog. But news sure get around fast no? So fast that I am curious about the extent and content of your discussions. Yes, you. I'm talking about you. No, corrections. I'm talking about all of you.

Besides, I'm not that dumb to think it isn't weird when the change came suddenly, nor am I retard enough to think that no one will notice it. On the other hand, I'm not that dense not to expect discussions like these behind me. Perhaps I underestimated it. I didn't know it should matter everyone to the extent of worrying if I'm sitting close to 3/1 in the hall. And it seemed as though everyone share a secret which I don't know and I know, if you get what I mean.

Know what, Sokmui? It's everyone that is deterring me from being like what you wanted me to be in McDonalds. To send smses, or to talk. How can I, when perhaps even a glance around the hall could be mistaken for otherwise?

Do you get what I mean?

And I know, that some of you have second thoughts about me being able to take it afterall. Might be true, might not be true. But I had always wanted everyone to have the thinking that I'm alright, just like in the past, the ability to still laugh and joke and be lame. And whether I'm really alright inside or not doesn't really matter, does it? Afterall, it's the exterior that you're facing, that you're meeting and that you should take into consideration. What's all the two-sided thing about? So what if a person is two-sided? So long as you and all the others see only one side of it, theoritically this person is still one-sided no?

Okay fine. Stop the chimology.

Just to say, I'm seeing two sides, perhaps even three, although everyone is showing me one. Blame my mind if you must. These thoughts just come, I didn't even have to think. Ey, what am I saying, how can I have thoughts when I've not attempted to think?

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Anyway, I'm going bbqing at Pasir Ris tomorrow. Sudden decision by Sokmui and I. No particular reasons, either we are bored or we are bored.

Got to go. Have to make a phone call. Bye and have a nice day tomorrow, since I realise, or should I say can tell, that most of you read my blog in the night. Hey, don't ask me how do I know. I just do, something tells me my blog traffic goes up once I go offline. Contrary to common belief, I blog each time I come online. True in a sense, because there are times when I Appear Offline, and those times I do not blog. So in a way, I blog each time I come Online, as in literally, MSN Online. But then again, I'm still online even though my status is Appear Offline, in a way, online as in connected to internet. Appear Offline, ey, such deep meaning in it. Ha, I'm confusing myself again.

Okay I know I'm confusing you too. I find great joy in that. Lol.

Till I come Online again.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Ey, I just realised I'm not alright leh.

'Cause, I just did 150 push-ups, 300 sit-ups, 80 knee to chest jumps, 30 rounds of neck rotation clockwise and anti-clockwise each, and am contemplating whether to go down for a jog.

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Paiseh Sokmui I can't go find you now because, I don't look erm, presentable at the moment.

By the way, lemon tea is nice.

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Fine, that was too random. But there can be a link if you really want to look for one. Like, lemon tea is nice, so I'm drinking it, and then I drank so much that the world's lemon teas are drank up, and I got sued because I finished up all the lemon tea, and I was sent to jail for 15 years, and after 15 years I contracted depression because I couldn't recognise the world, and I started looking all haggard and untidy, and thus, I don't look presentable.

Okay, so my lameness is still there. Check.

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Ey, I'm home alone again. Not exactly lar, my parents are still home, but whether they are here or not doesn't really make a difference. Other than them, I'm home alone. That means I have two rooms, one living room, one kitchen, one toilet and one storeroom to myself. Nothing much to be happy about actually, I experience this very often.

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No connection to what I've been saying huh.

No larh, you see, after contracting depression, I came home and started hallucinating. So I hallucinated that I have two rooms, one living room, one kitchen, one toilet and one storeroom to myself. But I did not feel happy about that, duh, I'm still contracting depression.

LAMENESS STILL THERE. CHECK SECOND TIME.

Jay very idiotic.

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OMG! Did I just say that?!

-slaps myself 150 times-

No, wait. Hear the explanation first.

NO! THERE'S NO ROOM FOR NEGOTIATION!! HOW CAN JAY BE IDIOTIC!!!

-forces myself to bang the wall 60 times-

Wait wait. There's a reason why I said that.

NONONONO! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR! *covers ears* LALALALALALA~

Fine, but I still think Jay is idiotic.

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NO!!! I DID NOT SAY THAT!!

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Okay fine I did. Jay is idiotic Jay is idiotic *continues chanting*

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!

FINE YOU WIN! Jay is not idiotic, happy?!

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Fine, tell me why Jay is idiotic.

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Nah, I was just trying to be funny. (start laughing at the count of 3.)

1,2,3!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Scroll up and read the first sentence of this entry.

Now do you get what I mean?

If this is what they call interior monologue, I pity Krishna.

By the way, I'm feeling like Jeremy inside.

Hey! I just said something no one will understand! Hahahahaha. Because the only people that will understand the other meaning of Jeremy are the badminton people. And the badminton people can't understand it either! Whee!

Intelligence still there. Check.

By the way, this is the third by the way. Oh, fourth already.

Tahahahaha. So funneh.

Actually I'm like normal if I don't think about something. But once I think about this particular thing, there are weird feelings inside, like fried rice. Don't ask me why the use of that metaphor, I don't know either.

So it feels like fried rice inside.

Idiot, I just ate fried rice yesterday. No wonder it's still inside. Ey, and that fried rice has some squishy white unidentified object. NO LARH, not worm, not maggot. Okay actually I don't know. But I prefer not to scare myself.

Wang Lao Shi read my Chinese compo yesterday. Ey, I thought it was okay-written. But he said there were some misused chim phrases.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ey, don't laugh at myself.

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I almost forgot about the ultimate aim. Ey, I'll befriend him tomorrow. And then touch his unfeeling heart with passion, to guide him how to whisper. This is community service okay, must record down how many hours.

Yay! I'll be Haobo's friend!

Oooooooops. I accidentally disclosed who it was. Ah damn, I wanted it to be secretive. Damn damn damn.

By the way (fifth one), Sandy cut off one of her legs because I said she was lame.

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LAME.

Uh oh, now she has to cut off the other leg. Muahahahahahaha.

Sandy still there. Check.

Remember I said I smashed my printer?

Eh? Why did I mention it again. -.-

By the way (sixth one), how do you pronounce Chopin? Chopping? Chou-pin? Sho-pin? Nevermind, I stick to Xiao Bang.

Sec two Kakei acted as Xiao Bang. I acted as his girlfriend who gave him a slap. Benjamin acted as his father who turned two rounds before dropping dead after he was shot.

Ey, and stop saying my previous post is chim. I wrote that lar, no matter how unbelievable you think it is.

By the way (seventh...), I'm dying to play badminton again.

No, not literally dying. Why would I die to play badminton. If I'm dead, I can't play badminton. Eh, but Weisiang can. Oh, that's beside the point. I was saying, I very much want to play badminton now.

Don't give me the go-play-with-your-mother look. Look at the time, whatever makes you think she'll still be awake?!

Memory still there. Check.

Now playing: Jian Dan Ai

jian jian dan dan ai~

Ey, I'm 15. Underaged lar. Can't even watch The Wig.

Now playing: Ai Qing Xuan Ya

wo diao jing ai qing xuan ya~
hui xiang qi ni de ke ai~
sha sha de hai zai deng dai~

Ey, Jay, stop singing love songs.

Now playing: An Jing

zhi shen xia gang qing pei wo tan le yi tian~
shui zao de da ti qin~
an jing de jiu jiu de~
wo xiang ni biao xian de fei chang ming bai~
wo dong wo ye zhi dao~
ming ming you she bu de~

Ey, Jay asking me to An Jing. *clicks next button

Now playing: Qi Li Xiang

yu xia zheng ye~
wo de ai yi chu jiu xiang yu shui~
yuan zhi luo ye~
gen wo de shi nian hou hou yi die~
ji ju shi fei~
ye wu fa jiang wo de re qing leng que~
ni chu xian zai wo shi de mei yi ye~

... *clicks next button

Now playing: Yi Lu Xiang Bei

wo yi lu xiang bei~
li kai you ni de ji jie~
ni shou ni hao lei yi wu fa zai ai shang shui~
feng zai shan lu chui~
guo wang de hua mian quan duo shi wo bu dui~
xi shu can kui~
wo shang ni ji nui~

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Jay craze still there. Check.

Woah?! Almost 11 le. Ey can someone talk to me online. I'm B.O.R.E.D.

I find this post very crappy and disorientated. No?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just checked the post exam schedule. WE HAVE EXTRA CHINESE LESSONS TOMORROW?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I want training!!!!!! Until 3.30pm!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Next Tuesday also got!!! *screams till head drops off*

Who set the timetable!!

I'm going to slaughter him/her alive, skin layer by layer, drill a hole in the neck and pull the throat so thight it produces sounds when pluck, stuck toothpicks into the eyeballs and pull them out and barbeque, glue the right side of the body to the left using super glue and then pull them apart, cut off the top part of the head and pour water inside to drown the brain, and then take the brain out and dice it to fry, or I can use it to make grey jelly, and dunk the tongue and teeth to brew the soup, and as main course, I'll cut off the toes to make rojak, and together with the bbq-ed eyeballs, fried brain and/or brain jelly and the soup, I made a meal!

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Sadistic still. Check.

Sorry if this post is disturbing. I forgot to add "Parental Guidance advised" at the top. I add it now, not too late?

Parental Guidance advised.

OMG! My clock just chimed 11! I've got to run home and say EH? I TOT 12AM LE! WALAU MADE ME RUN HOME FROM THE BALL LIKE THAT! and then start laughing because I'm not Cinderalla. Eh? I told this joke before le. Oh. I'm trying to be funny again.

Oei, laugh lar, what're you waiting for? The grasshoppers to finish grass hopping?

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Just in case you're wondering why I'm cracking so many jokes all of a sudden, please scroll up to read the first line of this entry.

If your scroller is spoilt, you may exit and then come back to read all over again.

If the exit sign is missing, you may steal one from Anderson Secondary because there are 72 EXIT signs in the new block alone. Take from the Science block please. There are 8 around the spiral staircase in both the second and third levels.

If you've forgotten how to steal, you may jump out of your window now, and be reborn as someone of a higher intelligence.

If you've forgotten where your window is, you may go to sleep now.

If your bed is broken, you may sleep on the floor now.

If there are 40 worms on your floor, you may sleep in the chair you are sitting on now.

If your chair is complaining, you may continue reading.

If you're tired, and all of the above are happening to you, you may start having depression now, because you're officially the suayest person in the universe. May god be with you. Amen.

If you feel think this is funny, don't laugh.

If you feel like laughing, refer to the sentence above.

Ey, I said not to laugh.

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Spastic still. Check.

I'm sleepy, finally. YAY!

Bye.

[[Shi Yi Yue De Xiao Bang]]

I'm back.

I'm alright. I'm fine.

I might not be happy, but I'm fine. There's a difference between happy and fine. I don't know exactly how to describe how I'm feeling now, but I'm fine, will be fine, and will always be fine.

As for him, I know he'll be fine. Might not be happy, but will be fine.

Because we've all changed.

Remember the entry some time back when I said I feel like I've changed after OBS?

I don't know if this change is good, or not. What I know is, the person I am now follows what I think, not what I feel. I follow my mind, not my heart. So, I think there are other, more important things for me to place my emphasis on. Things like, studies, family, friends or even badminton. Don't give me that crap about juggling. The thing is, I don't wish to spend anymore time or energy on something which I've no confidence in the future about. I've seen 5 breakups in 5 months, need I say more? When I know that something will come to an end somehow, I'll end it straight.

Therefore, Sokmui may be right in saying both parties will be sad. But what I know is, both parties will be fine. Fine enough to go on living life. I don't wish to wait till the day both of us will be happy to be left alone. Because one day before this day, both of us will have had only unpleasant memories to take along with us. And I'll rather it be like this, where only pleasant memories are intact, how long it should stay, I don't really care.

Can you understand what I'm saying?

It's nothing about whether we're happy or not. And it's nothing about whether we'll be happy in the future or not. It's nothing about whether the feelings are still there and how long it'll be there or anything. It's about now, the present. One morning I woke up and I asked myself what I did to my own life in the past two years. I woke up and I realised, that happiness is not all that a person's life is about. And letting go now is not giving up. How can I possibly give up on anything which I did not have any expectations in in the first place?

And how can I possibly expect any future in something which I have no expectations in?

As bluntly as I put it, the future equates to nothing. This is the future. Yes, what is happening now is the future. This will happen someday, why not now? Why not now when the happy memories are still intact and nothing has come in to spoil it? As much as my heart chooses to believe every story has a beautiful ending, my mind tells me it isn't so. Whatever I feel, now has to go through my mind, processed by my mind, analysed by my mind, accepted or rejected by my mind. It has almost come to the point where what I feel is decided by my mind. I'm controlled by my mind.

This mind tells me that I'm using time on something that will come to an end. And this mind tells me that I've a choice, to end it in the future or to end it now. And I chose the latter. Because firstly, I have no confidence/expectations of the future. Secondly, I believe this is a better choice out of the two. Thirdly, I know there isn't any third alternative.

Don't think this is an excuse I made up because of some other hidden reasons. I tried questioning that myself too. And I'm serious, I've thought through this for a very long time. And there really isn't any hidden reasons whatsoever.

As for him, I know he'll be fine because he has his own circle of friends now, perhaps even more than me. It's different from the past already. He made some friends whom he might have never talked to if not because of me. And friends are there to cheer you on. There, like they should be. Happy, or not happy, I know that's only temporary. No one can be depressed for long. And one's survival does not depend on any others except your life depended on the doctor when you were born.

For now, my priorities are there for me to set me heart and soul on. For now, my focus is O'Levels Chinese. 13 days later, it'll be all about training. For the zonal top 4 next year. It may be too far-fetched to think about, considering all the competition, it may be difficult to even clinch a 5th. But Joan keeps prep-talking me into believing in ourselves (and all that shit... -.-) and not to let our seniors down. So my mind tells me I've to believe.

I love the weather these few days, especially around this time. I always liked rain (other than when I'm intending to go to Jurong Swimming Complex).

When you look up into a pouring sky, did you realise this is the only time you can look into any part of the sky without your eyes blinded by the sun?

I did. And I always liked the feeling of watching all the droplets falling down, down, down. It's like travelling through space and you pass by all the tiny stars around you. You know the famous screensaver called Starfield? (It's in your computer, check it out if you don't know which one I'm talking about.) Except that in the rain it's the water droplets that are moving, not you. But it doesn't really matter, 'cause you get the exact same effect.

And while rain makes some people depressed, rain really cheers me up.

Because it's cold, not hot. Because I get wet, I become childish, I become crazy. And because it might get me sick and I can get an MC and I can skip school. Okay, that's beside the point...

Plus, I'm always more motivated when it's raining. Motivated to sleep... Nono, other than that, I'm motivated to do other things. Things like writing a compo, or making a new layout, or packing my things, exercise etc.

Moreover, OBS taught me instead of crying in the rain because I don't have an umbrella, I should grab my shampoo and shampoo my hair. (Suddenly recalls the Herbal Shampoo advertisement....... -.-)

Our lives are all about choices. (OBS lecture #1...) Perhaps there are some things which we have absolutely no control over. These things, when they are unpleasant, makes us feel that life is so unfair. We can't choose to have them or not, but we can choose over all the other aspects of life. We can choose how we want the better things of life to overlook the less positive things of life.

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Why do I feel like today's Inspiring Monday. Nono, today's 19th October 2005, Wednesday.

To all those out there with problems that seem to take forever to solve, or heartbreaks that seem never to heal, or dreams that seem too big to fufill, or a character that you yourself can't comprehend, or extreme sadness that you can't overcome, or a burden that only you can shoulder, all I can say is

Jia you. That day (however your that day may be like) may come if you persist. That day will never come if you don't.

Okay. That marks the end of today's post. I'm sorry if I mislead you into thinking I'm depressed. I'm not, at least not now. I might not know how to describe what I'm feeling, but I know what I'm feeling, and I'm not feeling depressed. Maybe a little, but very very little, which makes it insignificant. That's why I said it right from the start I'm alright, I'm okay. And I'm restating it here again.

I'm alright. I'm okay.

Bye. And have a nice day. If you're reading this at night, then well, have a nice day tomorrow.

Qing yuan liang wo de zhi fu...]] ---Yi Fu Zhi Ming, Jay Chou

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

I'm falling asleep. Why am I online in the first place, when I'm so sleepy?!

I counted the number of times I yawned during training today. (Fiona and Jonathan and Jeremy and Jaslyn and Joan kept telling me to stop yawning, but I CAN'T!) In one and a half hours, I yawned 57 times. I just yawned again. *YAWN*

I was yawning when we stretched, I was yawning when we ran round the hall, I was yawning when we did our drills, I was yawning when I was playing match, I was yawning when I was the empire, I was yawning when coach talked to us, I was yawning when I went to change, I was yawning when I was eating Chee Cheong Fun, I was yawning while waiting for train, I was yawning on the way home, I was even yawning when I bathed just now.

The only time I did not yawn was the rough 30 seconds which I spent drinking water.

Sandy is missing. Don't worry, I'm not going to make a police report. Great, she can't die, let her go missing!

Ahh... crap. I'm too sleepy to crap further.

Till I am awake again~

PS: Ey, don't hesitate to find me for emotional support. I'm a good friend, lar. At least I think I am one. -_-

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Obstacles only become visible when we lose sight of the goal.

I've been really unlucky these two days.

Two days ago, I came home happily and attempted for the second time in my life to open the mailbox. And my key just had to spoil my mood by breaking into two.

Yesterday while I was on the boat to Kusu Island, I was happily acting retard and waving my outstretched arms out the window. Ching Wen was kind enough to remind me not to drop the ticket I had in hand. I said, "I'm not that stupid, larh." I only realised I dropped it into the sea 2 minutes after I alighted. And I had to buy the return ticket again.

Last night I was happily lying on my bed playing Dai Dee on my phone, humming An Hao's tune, enjoying the coolness brought to me by the beloved working aircon. Just then, there was a blackout. I told myself to be positive because at least I wasn't needing the lights. Then I heard my brother cursing outside because he had a fall. I came out of my room, prepared to laugh at him, and knocked into the table in the living room because it was too dark.

This morning I woke up feeling superb, refreshed and ready for the day. (I was going swimming, supposedly.) I waited, but the sun never came out. I left home telling myself it'll be all bright and sunny in Jurong. It started raining when I reached the bus stop. I told myself the rain will go and the sun will come out bright and sunny again. But the rain continued for six hours. And we had to bowl at grassroots, then had lunch at KFC at Ang Mo Kio. The rain stopped the minute I stepped into my room.

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be so positive and then you get so disappointed in the end.

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So irritating!

Lol. Never mind. Tomorrow will be a better day, I think.

Our post-exam schedule is out. For those who doesn't have it yet, here it is:

Click Here.

My mother just doesn't believe I'm on holidays. She keeps insisting I'm running away from school. She always thought marking days are for primary schools only. Even the exam schedule, the one printed with the dates of the marking days, can't convince her. She thinks I printed them. And she thinks I'm running away from school because I fought with someone in school and that someone is seriously injured, lying in the hospital, beside a life-dependent machine. And thus I'm running away to shirk responsibility. Lol. I strongly believe her imagination is wilder than mine.

Do I look like someone who'll fight with her classmates? I always thought I look like three angels merged into one. *innocent look*

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Okay fine. Two angels merged into one.

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Fine. One angel.

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FINE. A devil.

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An angelic devil with pink horns and stars dropping out from the ears. And and, three halos because the three angels found this devil too angelic and so gave their halos to her. And this devil brings a wand with a giant pink star on the top that goes DING when she does a healing spell.

Muahahahahahaha.

Ooops. That's not how the devil laughs. It should be

Hehex.

(I'm close to puking...)

I know you agree, Sokmui. You're just to shy to admit it. (I bet you 3 sushi she'll either beat me until I look like sugar cane or poke me to death when she sees this.)

Uh oh.

I'm bored again.

Your World View

You are a happy, well-balanced person who likes people and is liked by others. You question whether many conventional views on morality are valid under all circumstances. You are essentially a content person. Sometimes, you consider yourself a little superior. You are moral by your own standards. You believe that morality is what best suits the occasion.

What Is Your World View?

Your Extroversion Profile:

Assertiveness: Very High

Excitement Seeking: Very High

Activity Level: High

Friendliness: High

Cheerfulness: Medium

Sociability: Medium

How Extroverted Are You?

You Are A Fun Friend

You're the one who keeps your group laughing And you've always got an idea for something fun to do The party's not complete without you And you wouldn't miss it for the world

What Kind of Friend Are You?

You Are Incredibly Logical

(You got 88% of the questions right) Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic You think rationally, clearly, and quickly. A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!

How Logical Are You?

You Are Bold And Brave

But daring? Not usually? You tend to like to make calculated risks. So while you may not be base jumping any time soon... You are up for whatever's new and (a little) exciting!

How Daring Are You?

How Your Attitude Ranks

Your Attitude is Better than 70% of the Population If you scored... 80-100: You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life. 60-79: You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you. 40 - 59: You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones. 20 - 39: You have an average attitude. You take the good and bad in life as they come. Though sometimes you could use a little more good. 0-19: You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat!

How's Your Attitude?

I'm still boreddddddd. =/

Bye!

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Quote of the day: Do not travel beyond Singapore unarmed with insect repellent unless you want to come home three-quarters covered with evidence of how much mosquitoes love you.
Mosquitoes: *muack

Time now is 5.45pm, I'm just home from Kusu Island, lol, however you spell that. -_-

Woah. The sun is coming in through the slit in the curtains. It's blinding me, but I don't care, haha. Makes me feel 3 times more angelic than usual. (Don't give me that idiot look, Sokmui.)

I'm going Jurong Swimming Complex tomorrow with Sokmui, Naomi and Ann! Yay!

Sandy: You can't swim... You'll drown... You'll die...

Who says you have to swim in a swimming complex. I'm just going there to play with water. Besides, Ann can't swim too.

Sandy: Ann can float. You can't.

Sandy. You can't die in a swimming pool unless you're retard.

Sandy: You're retard...

I am not retard, not yet. So I won't drown. Besides, I might meet Patrick the talking starfish.

Sandy: !!! Really?! Can I go too? I miss Patrick sooooooooo much.

Moron. My imaginary friend follows me everywhere, whether I like it or not.

Sandy: Am I your imaginary friend?

Yes.

Sandy: Which means I can go?

Yes.

Sandy: Which means I'll be going to Jurong Swimming Complex tomorrow at about 12pm in the afternoon?

Yes.

Sandy: Which means I'll be swimming with you, Naomi, Sokmui and Ann?

Yes.

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Lol. I'm feeling retard.

I've been studying Geography yesterday. Really. My notes look scary. Nono, it's not full of BOOs, nor does it have 3000 pictures of Weisiang in different poses. Scary, as in, it looks something like Shih Wei's. Don't ask me why I am studying Geography when the exams are over, I don't know either. Maybe I've gotten the Yanyu-syndrome. No larh, not yet. Plus it doesn't sound possible for someone like me to get the Yanyu-syndrome no?

IMAGINE.

One morning you were walking to your class. Along the corridor you bumped into Mei Gui. You were about to say Hi, when she suddenly said:

"The Cosine Rule is A square equals B square plus C square minus two A B Cos A, right?"

And you figured Mei Gui must have a Maths test that day. Just when you're about to laugh at her, she said:

"The tropical rainforest has four layers. The top layer is the emergents. The second layer, is a interlocking canopy that blocks out sunlight from reaching the ground...."

You broke her speech by asking:

"You have Maths and Geography test today harh?"

MG: TEST?! Obviously no. Otherwise I would be carrying 250 textbooks and guidebooks with me now. I'm just trying to recall my revision work #6761 of yesterday. That reminds me, revision work #6521 is still halfway through. I'll have to finish revising Hero's Law today. Oh, my article commentary #452 is not finished yet as I have not finished checking the dictionary for the last vocabulary word...

You: Article commentary? Is that your homework or something?

MG: Homework? I never have homework. I usually finish them within 2 and a half minutes after I receive them. The article commentary I'm talking about is one part of the two hundred and twenty five pieces of work I assigned to myself everyday. That is for weekdays though. On weekends I usually do something else to relax myself..

You: You do relax yourself?

MG: Of course. I'm not a studying robot. I'll be reading last three years of newspapers within the two days, to improve my English, and also to pick out interesting articles to write article commentarys on. By now I'm already at year 1921's newspapers. I'm wondering, which other website supplies past newspapers. Oh, other than that, Ill be running---

You: FINALLY! You do exercise! Running around where? Bishan Park? Or the gym?

MG: NO! Why would I be wasting my time like this?! I'll be running through F Maths formulas through my mind, as well as the Physics laws of nature. I can't seem to remember them well enough. Hey. Why am I wasting my time here like that. I bet I've lost 300 seconds, and counting, talking to you here. I could have used this 300 seconds to solve 15 logarithms sums, or maybe 16.

You: *jaw drops* O...ok than, see you.

And then you see Mei Gui walking away, eyes still fixed on the "Explore Fun Maths" book in her hands.

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Don't I sound like a mixture of Son and Son and Son and Son. Oops. Sorry for being sacarstic.

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"I've transcended beyond the rational boundaries of man. Muahahahahahaha. I'll be transcended to become Yanyu. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'll get an A1 for AMaths and Chemistry and Physics. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Sokmui. I know you're giving me the Meigui-is-retarded look. Idiot.

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I'm bored.

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I know you are too.

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So we're bored.

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Shall we prank call GO?

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Imagine.

*rings rings*

Mr Ang: This is Anderson Secondary School. Can I help you?

Prankcaller: This is Pizzahut calling. I'm looking for KFC, have you seen her around?

Mr Ang: I believe you've dialled the wrong number. This is Anderson Secondary School.

Prankcaller: WHY MUST YOU KIDNAP KFC?! How much ransom do you want, just speak your mind. I can take the blow, I can...

Mr Ang: If you should insist, I'll put down the phone because you've really dialled the wrong number. It's Anderson Secondary School here.

Prankcaller: Okay fine, that was just a joke. This is Mac Donalds calling. I'm wondering if you've seen my Mc Flurry that left home three days ago. Boohoo. That child. When can he understand what I'm doing is all for his own good. Why must he insist on going out with Oreo. Can't he understand they are of two different races? The fries and Big Macs will look down on him...

Mr Ang: ...

Prankcaller: Okay fine, that was another joke. This is Mr Ang calling actually. I'm wondering if you've seen my evil twin who goes round picking up he phone and naming himself Anderson Secondary School.

Mr Ang: If you're a student of Anderson Secondary School, I advise you to stop this prankcalling immediately or I shall take disciplinary action against whoever you are.

Prankcaller: FINE FINE! That was another joke okay?! Can't you take a joke? WHY?? WHYYY? WHY MUST YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS? Weren't I good enough to you? WHYY? Why am I so ill-fated... Why must you do this to me... *sobs* I hate you! *blows nose*

Mr Ang: ...

Prankcaller: Gotcha! That was ANOTHER joke! I just want to express my admiration for you, Mr Ang... No words can describe how much I love you...

Mr Ang: *puts down phone*

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bye!

Friday, October 14, 2005

Exams are over!!

Fine I lagged.

I've the urge to start studying for Geography.

I KNOW. Stop telling me how lagged I am. -_-

Yesterday:

Went KBox with Sokmui, Naomi, Sheryl, Ann, Weisiang, Jiahao, Anson. Sheryl's treat. I sang a few songs. Mostly Jay's and Wong Lee Hom's, I was sleeping through the rest. And

Naomi is disgusting. Everyone agrees. She can't see this, HAHA. =P

We took neoprints at Cine and then headed home at 7pm.

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I'm getting senile. Yesterday someone asked me what my mother's surname was and I suddenly realised I can't remember. When I finally recalled it's Tan, I can't remember how to spell her name in full. I asked my mother when I reached home. And she gave me this look like she can't recognise me as her daughter.

Geography Paper 1 was okay. No one can possibly fail for MCQ right. I finished the paper 20 minutes early and was drawing circles on my question paper. Yah, drawing circles. I think I'm getting retard as well.

The results will be out next week. I hope I do beat YKW. =X In every subject. I don't want to lose to him in anything, I don't even want to get the same marks as him. I want to get HIGHER than him, as high as possible. =) Muahahahahaha. I'm worried most for the Ho Lan Physics duh. I must. I must. I must. I must give it to him!

Just pray that YKW calculated a distance of 6001m the car travelled after braking. And then maybe Mr Yu marks him down one more mark then me because his mistake is Ho Lan-er than mine. Haaa.

I don't know what else to blog about. I'm still half asleep by the way.

I'm bored.






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As in, very very bored.








And I can tell you are bored too. Because you're reading my blog.

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1.ARE YOU OVER 18?
* I live on the 9th floor... Which is half of 18. But if you are talking about metres, then yar, I think I'm currently 18m above sea level. Which means than if I'm a piece of land, I'm actually a hill, not a mountain yet. (can't help being retarded...) In fact, I can be over 18 anytime. I just have to write the numbers 1 and 8 below me and then I'm over 18! Ok lar fine. I'm 15+1-1+1-1 years old this year. Count that yourself.

2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
* Awww man. My cells aren't high-teched enough to be using phones. But I'll try to teach them someday.

3. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
* No duh. I never get enough sleep. Refer to sleep pattern entry some days ago.

4. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
* Hi Sandy. Stop trying to scare me. You're not Weisiang.

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON UR BED?
* Currently? Erm, my pillow, Sandy's pillow, lots of soft toys, my blanket, Sandy's blanket and Sandy who's asleep.

6. EVER TRIED TO SKIP MEAL?
* I've tried skipping with a skipping rope. I will try meal one day.

7. GRILLED OR FRIED?
* Huh? You mean skipping rope? Erm, I don't usually cook them before skipping. You do?

8. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE ?
* I have Sandy, you don't.

9. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
* It depends. If there are worms in the dark then obviously I would be scared. Eh? That's not the point huh? Um, don't think so. I sleep in the dark mah.

10. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
* Outside the window? Where else do you hang-out your clothes? (can't help being retarded again...)

11. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
* Erm, oxygen, water, and food? *retard look*

12. THREE THINGS YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
* I'll buy 200 of those pens people sell on Orchard Road, those that cost $5 each and then part of the money goes to charity or something like that. And then I'll use those pens to do my Geography notes! Yay! Geography rocks! (The rocks have not weathered away...) Eh? The question says "three things". Hrm, So I'll buy 100 blue pens, 50 black pens and 50 green pens (for corrections). HAHA.

13. FAVORITE SONG WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPY?
* Sandy usually sings me the song entitled "Sleep-or-you-like-s**-y***". And I fall asleep straight away.

14. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
* Worms in the dark? I thought this was asked before already. But then again, I'm afraid of Worms in the light too. And I'm afraid of Worms in the Heavy too. In short, I'm afraid of worms.

15. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
* Erm. Both. I take in oxygen and I give out carbon dioxide.

16. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
* Eh, Oei, Oeiiiii and many more.

17. WHAT IS YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME?
* Sin. =_=

18. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
* Corpse Bride.

19. IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE FOR A DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
* I'll go to Weisiang and say: "BOO! FINALLY SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF CAN SCARE YOU!!" Lol. Or maybe I'll go shoot Hollow Woman and earn some money. HAHAHAHA.

20. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE KIND OF FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
* I'll eat the "super sushi" which after eating, I'll grow wings and fly out of the deserted island and TADAH I'm not stuck anymore! (And then I'll eat the not-super sushi to remove my wings...)

21. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL
* There she goes~ There she goes again~ Racing through my brain~ I like the tiles on the road. Pay close attention the next time you watch this commercial.

22. IF YOU'LL DIE TOMORROW, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
* I'll squeeze into the TV set while Doraemon is showing and take the time-travel machine to travel back 15 years in time to live my life over again.

23. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
* The fire extinguisher. Can't wait until the fire extinguisher also catches fire before you put out the fire right?

24. YOUR EYE COLOR?
* Black. But black is the absence of light, not a colour. Which means my eyes are the absence of light. Which means they are dark. Which means I'll be scared of them if there are worms in there. Okay crap. Why am I scaring myself.

25. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING?
* Crap. Lots and lots of crap.

26. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
* Astronaut. Stop laughing idiot.

27. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7 AM?
* I run home, stare at the clock and then say: "EH? I THOUGHT 12AM ALREADY?! DAMN IT! MAKE ME RUN HOME FROM THE BALL LIKE THAT!", and then start laughing at myself because I'm not Cinderalla.

28. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
* Red. Not from Sandy's blood lar.

29. WHO DO U WANT TO MEET?
* Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants. I've never seen a talking starfish yet.

30. HOW'S LIFE TODAY?
* I haven't read today's TODAY yet, so obviously I haven't read the LIFE section. =)

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What would you do if -

1- you find out that are being followed?
Turn around and asks what he/she needs. Perhaps he/she is just asking for directions. Then I'll give him/her wrong directions HAHA.

2- you lost your handphone in sch.?
Aw. Slap myself mentally and then cry. Nah. Why would I cry. *cries

3- the guy you dislike most says he has a crush on you?
Tell him how much I dislike him and how much he should dislike me. Or pull his hair. Or shave his hair. Or pull then shave his hair. If all fails, I'll kick the soccer ball onto his head and then laugh at him moronically.

4- you were given a flute on your birthday?
Imitate Jay and play the flute. Or play the flute and imitate Jay. I'll look retard either way.

5- you inherited a million dollars?
I'll stop playing the game because you usually win when you get a million dollars in Monopoly.

6- your annoying sibling woke you up when you were having a sweet dream?
Go back to sleep with added sugar. This will make the dream even sweeter. =)

7- your pet starts toking to you?
Give the pet to Sandy.

8- the teacher give your class a surprise test comprising 7 chapters in your science textbook?
Fail the paper. Duh. Then what? Ace it? You think I'm Anson?

9- you were to be a guy for one day?
Depends on who the guy is. If I get to be YKW for one day, I'll do my best to be not-so-moronic just to make Meigui happy. =)

10- the person you love is a gay/les?
Um. Stop liking him/her? -_-

11- you got 0/100 for you geography final year paper?
I'll make sure YKW gets -1.

12- you see Osama walking around Serangoon central?
Call Sokmui. She must meet someone who is as sadistic as she is.

13- a fairy give you a wish?
Punch the fairy to make fairy juice. Muahahahahahaha.

14- the person beside you farted during foot drill and a very fierce sir is staring at the squad?
Laugh.

15- you realise holiday is over and you havent completed a single assignment?
Erm. Call Anson.

16- some clowns kick a soccerball and hit your drink which splash on your uniform during recess?
Exchange uniforms with the clown. I don't care if it's a boy. He'll be the one wearing pinafore mah.

17- someone annoys you?
Be civillised and name the person YKW. =)

18- your hair is shave bald by the hair dresser?
Wheeeeeeee! I am Son! Now I can score A1s for Maths! (can't help being retarded...)

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ChoZ!

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Nothing's Impossible because even Impossible is spelt as I-M-Possible.

Ah... I have a reformatted com. The files are still around, but the connection now is much slower. =/ The transfer rate is practically crawling.

I can't make a new layout, tsk. Because I'm lazy to reinstall Ulead. I don't even know where the disc went. Adobe doesn't allow installation anymore. I just tried installing. Plus, I have to reorganize the idiotic playlist on Windows Media Player again because apparantly the Jay Chou list with 1002 Jay's songs is gone.

Lol. No larh, exams aren't over yet. I just don't feel like studying. One more paper left, Geography Paper 1. I'm adopting the S-attitude (Sokmui-attitude). S-attitude states that one should not be bothered about MCQ because you have a 25% chance of getting a right answer for every question even if you do not know anything about the subject. We are at a even greater advantage since we do study Geography. So, nothing to worry about, haha.

S-attitude also states that when it's the last paper left, and this last paper is not AMaths, it's equilvilant to no papers left. Because everyone will be so high they will be 101% bent on finishing the paper regardless of the difficulty level. =)

Today's AMaths was, as usual.

HAIZ.

This Haiz is extremely big because it contains all the Haiz-es I heard over AMaths today. I know how you feel lar, I'm one of you. =X I used up 12 pieces of papers for the test today. Mr Asfan looked fed up when I raised my hand for the second time after he gave me 2 pieces. Lol. The calculator was used 30 seconds before I handed up the paper, as usual, to count how many marks I can get.

HAIZ.

One day. One day I'll get an A1 for AMaths...

That day I'll be possessed by Son, using Anson's holy pen, Mrs Vijay's calculator in hand and I'll enter the exam hall with Chaitanya's nametag.

Then, THEN, I'll get an A1 for AMaths.

But then again, my anti-AMaths DNA in my body may deter this goal. To counter-attack, I may need to kill myself first.

See, I have to kill myself to get an A1 for AMaths. But if I were to kill myself, I can't take the test and so I still can't get the A1 for AMaths. In other words, it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to get an A1 for AMaths.

But hey, Nothing's Impossible because even Impossible is spelt as I-M-Possible.

Alright then, maybe if two Sons possess me, with Anson's pen, Mrs Vijay's calculator and Chaitanya's nametag I can get an A1 for AMaths.

Crap. Why do I always crap so much after an AMaths test.

But at least our exams are considered over. =) Tomorrow's the last one and then WE ARE FREE!

Sandy: Free?!

Not literally free as in no need pay money larh, moron. How can we be free. This Free refers to Freeeeeeeeeee... -spreads arms and does flying posture-

Sandy: Oh, okay. Freeeeeeeeeeeee... -spreads arms and does flying posture, accidentally falls and dies in a pool of blood-

Lol. It's sad being my imaginary friend. Sandy has to die at least once a day. Haha.

I can't blog further, left eye is sore because Dove shampoo got into it. Lol. Bye! =)

Monday, October 10, 2005

HO LAN LIAO~!

Idiot. I did not spell Holland wrongly. "Ho Lan" is what I've been saying today because my Physics paper was literally

HO LAN LIAO!!!

...

The MCQ was okay. I should be able to score above 20 upon 30 for the section. But but but

But

Paper 2 was

Ho Lan!!

...

Look at how I wonderfully did my paper...

Amazingly, the only thing I could remember about critical angle is erm, nothing. And the only thought that came to my pathetic mind at that point of time was

HRM? A IMPORTANT ANGLE? HOW IMPORTANT?!

And so I pathetically did not know how to calculate critical angle. I wanted to leave the question blank, but heck, I tried anyway. I took the protractor, measured any angle formed with two lines, and then I realise woah, it's 150 degrees.

And having calculated the refractive index which is 1.5 (which is also wrong...), I happily wrote:

Critical angle = 1.5 X 100 = 150 degrees

Don't ask me how I got the 100. I got it because that's the only link between the two wrong answers. Just to make the workings look a little more presentable. And then start praying that the person marking my script is the auntie who comes to relieve us. Ha. =/

Question 8 was about this person who was driving a car. And then there was the speed time graph there and many questions. And this person was supposed to brake after travelling for 8 seconds because he sees a red light 400m ahead.

Diao?

Who breaks when he sees a traffic light 400m ahead? Plus the speed that he was at when he stepped on the brakes was 35m/s?! If he did that to avoid crashing into a tortoise maybe I could understand. But huh?

Never mind the question. My answers are the ridiculous ones.

According to what I calculated,

Time taken for car to stop after braking = 342.857 seconds

?!!

By then, even the poor tortoise would have been dead larh!

But wait. That's not the worst.

Further calculation revealed...

Deceleration = 0.0102m/s2

...

Why would anybody step on the brakes just so that they can slow down at a rate of 0.0102m per second?!

Distance travelled after braking until car stops = 6000m

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Now do get the idea how HO LAN my Physics is?

So according to my calculation (aka ho lan calculation), the car would have travelled 5600m away from the traffic light which it wanted to stop for. And this was done because he stepped on the brakes 400m before he passed the traffic light.

How HO LAN can HO LAN get.

And then the question continues saying:

Q8ci) The engine of the car must continue to supply the car with energy. Suggest why the engine of the car cannot be switched off.

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Huh? Because if you switch it off, then the car won't move?

It's always these kind of questions that require me to crap 5 lines of answers that sounds like science when the answer is because then the car won't move.

Worse still, I have to go on crapping although I know for sure my answer will be wrong.

In conclusion, I had a ho lan experience with my Physics paper today because:

1) I took critical angle as important angle.
2) My car will take 342.857 seconds to come to a stop after braking.
3) This car brakes so as to decelerate for 0.01m per second.
4) This same car will travel 6000m after braking.
5) I strongly believe if you switch the engine of a car off, the car won't move.

The only only question I'm confident of earning mark (Note: mark, not marks) for is the motorcyclist question which I spent 10 minutes sitting back trying to figure the diagram. And when I finally do, I realise it's the rear view of a motorcyclist, which is already stated in the question. -_- It was a CG question, and the one pathetic mark I was confident of getting is:

Q7) Decide if the motorist is going to topple.

Yes. The motorist is going to topple! =)

God bless. I'm not going to get a 0.

And guess what!

Tomorrow's AMaths! God bless you, me, and everybody! A1! A1! A1! (chants for 100 times)

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A1 curry puffs are very nice. But the price rose again. Now $1.20 le, so expensive.

Hahahahahahahaha.

I know. Tomorrow will be (Ho Lan to the power of infinte) day.

Sandy: Then you should be studying!!

I studied.

Sandy: You did?!

Yes I did.

Sandy: *doubtful look*

... *bang bang

Sandy: (in a pool of blood) A...Ahhhh... Ree..mem..b..ber t..t..to ss..stud..dy... (drops dead)

Idiot.

Sandy: (awakes again) Hi! I'm your imaginary friend, Sandy. I see you've forgotten again that you can't kill me because I'm imaginary! And theoritically, anything imaginary has no life and so I have no life and so I can't die! Hooray! Cheers to the invincible Sandy!!

... Idiotic... Ali.

Ali: (mute-d)

TWO MORE TO GO! Yay!!! I'm so happy!!! O'levels Chinese on 31st Oct!!! Hooray!!! We still have on more year in Sec 4 for all the tests and exams!!! Wheeeeee~!!! AMaths is ultimatly fun!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!!

... Fine. Stop acting retard.

Good luck for our AMaths tomorrow! (we need lots of it, quote Priscilla)

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Now playing: Qi Li Xiang -- Jay Chou

It's nice to be listening to Qi Li Xiang again, after Yi Lu Xiang Bei and Piao Yi. It's like listening to something you were very familiar with, so familar to the extent you just have to hear the first two seconds of the song to tell which song it is. In fact, it is for almost every Jay's song, haha.

Have you realised

So fast October le?!

-.-

It seems like last week when I did flying fox during Sec 3 camp at the dairy farm, where I was still with 3/2 because GO made a mistake.

And then January passed just like that.

And then February passed just like that.

It seemed like just 5 days ago when I was chionging my March holidays homework on the last day of the holidays.

And then March and April passed just like that.

And then May.

And then the one month of June holidays which I vaguely recalled was mostly spent in YCK sports hall.

And then July, August, September, whee.

And now it's October. Before we know it, it'll be November again, then December, then year 2006.

...

WHY SO FAST?!

One year sounds so long huh. It's so scary to realise that I'm sleeping for almost half my life.

Like, when you're a baby, you sleep an average of 18 hours in 24 hours a day. And for all of us, we had been babies for the first two years of our lives. Which means out of 17520 hours of the first two years, we had been sleeping for 13140 hours which is about 547.5 days out of 730 days in the first two years.

And then from age 3 to 6, I had been sleeping at 7pm sharp and waking up at 11pm according to my mother. In the afternoon I had a 3 hours nap each day, which means I sleep 15 hours our of 24 hours a day. This means that I had been sleeping for 21900 hours out of 35040 hours in these two years, which is about 912.5 days out of 1460 days.

When I started Primary school, I started sleeping at 8pm and wakes up at 6am each day. And on weekends I wake at around 10am. Which means I sleep for the six years in primary school, I sleep an average of 78 hours a week, which is 22464 hours out of 52560 hours in the first six years. But this does not include the holidays which I sleep more. An avearge of 3 hours more each holiday, that adds up to about 90 hours more. That equates to 22554 out of 52560 hours, which is 939.75 days out of 2190 days.

My sleeping patterns got messy in Secondary school. Secondary one was still okay, I still slept at 7 or 8 at night, not counting occasional afternoon naps. And I wake at 5am each day. That makes 10 hours a day, 3650 hours out of 8760 hours for the first year. And then in Secondary two, I began sleeping at an avearge time of 9pm, still waking at 5am. That makes 8 hours a day, 2920 hours out of 8760 hours for the second year. And then in Secondary three, I regained my usual sleep time of 8pm, occasionally 9. That makes 9 hours a day, 3285 hours out of 8760 hours for the third year. Which means that out of 26280 hours in my secondary school life, I had been sleeping for only about 9855 hours a day!! But of course, if I count my sleeping time during lessons in school, which is at least one hour a day, that would be 720 hours (not counting Sat and Sun), which adds on to make 10575 hours. Plus, I wake at about 10am on non school days, which is 5 hours more each day. That would be 1440 hours more. In all, I sleep for 12051 hours out of 26280 hours in my secondary school life, which is 500.625 days out of 1095 days.

Which means, in total:

I slept for about 2900.375 days out of 5475 days in these 15 years, which is in fact, more than half of my life.

!!!

Sorry for freaking you all out with all the Maths above. Of course I used a calculator. What were you thinking? Anson beside me?

And thus! I've got a new resolution!

I shall not sleep in lessons anymore!

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Nah, just joking... ^^"

Friday, October 07, 2005

Boo! I'm back!

My connection got cut for the past few days larh, so can't come online to blog as often as people like sssssokmui who are sssadistic by nature. Just look at how happy she is when I can't watch Red Shoes because it's NC 16. (I watched Corpse Bride instead, one day before my Geography Paper 2, which is not a good show because it's very very lame and the show lasted only about an hour and ten minutes.)

So far, the papers were, erm, okay. A Maths and Physics aren't over yet, duh. Otherwise how would I be okay?

The only subject I studied for was, erm, Social Studies, and erm, some Geography. Literature should be okay because it's easy to pass even if you don't study for it! =)

I'm damn heng for Chemistry, again. -.- I slept at 9pm the night before the test and three things I did before I went to bed were:
1) Watch TV.
2) Play checkers with my mother.
3) Play with the aircon. (somehow)

And in the morning, a few minutes before the test, I tried cramming the identification of cations and the solubility table into my mind, which I obviously failed. And then!

The Mo-tiiiii-vaaaaa-tionnnn came!

Anson promised me TWO free movies if I pass Chemistry!

And then miraculously, I remembered the identification of cations and anions and the solubility table and the solubilities of the salts prepared for titration, precipitation, adding in excess and the blast furnace!

That saved my life! Whee!

And I successfully got an avearge of 20 for my MCQ which leaves me to score 30 upon 70 in Section B to pass my Term 4 Chemistry! Yay!

I suddenly remembered my Physics textbook is in the lockers! Yay! No need to study!

-.-

It's more like learning right. -.- Like I said, what's there to study when I've theortically learnt nothing at all.

Crap. Why am I feeling so positive although it's already positive my results this term will be APNA. (All-Pass-No-As) Never mind! I just have to beat YKW. (You-know-Who) No, I'm not over confident. =) I just find him so irritating it has become a musT to beat him. =) (stupid smiley face that doesn't fit)

Today:
During the break in between the two papers, I was happily playing cards with Jo&, Chloe and YKW. We were playing Cheat. I won.

YKW: (usual shouting voice which I can't stand) Jo&! Your fault lar! She win liao leh!
Me: *stares* Just a game no need shout at her right. Not like it's her fault right.
YKW: (usual shouting voice which I can't stand) I GOT SHOUT MEH?!
Me: Got.

Game continues.

Son accidentally kicked the ball too hard and it hit me, head shot.

YKW: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
(I don't blame him for laughing at my plight, because if I were him, I will laugh at him too, maybe a little more discreetly. But wait, look at what this moron says.)

YKW: NICE ONE SON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I don't blame him for still laughing at my plight, and I don't blame him for saying Nice one, because maybe in his opinion, Son's kick was a beautiful one. But wait, look at what this moron still has to say.)

YKW: WHAT RETRIBUTION!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE ONE SON!!
(Now I can't stand such PETTY morons who take it so hard when I told him not to scream at girls. And thus, I got so pissed off. But I kept my cool and managed to keep back the hand that almost slapped him. Phew. I'm civillised.)

Me: Whatever. *raises eyebrow at moron*

Game continues.

Son accidentally kicked the ball too hard and hit me in the head, again! =) (stupid smiley face that doesn't fit)

Seriously, I am not angry at Son for kicking the ball into my head, because it wasn't intentional. And I don't blame him because I know he didn't mean it. Moreover, he apologised immediately after the incident. The hits won't kill, they might hurt a little, but I can still take it.

What made me mad enough to kick Son was because he created the chance to let YKW continue his ultimate-childish-acts which I obviously can't stand. Let's showcase how moronic a moron can be! =)

YKW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NICE ONE SON!

Did he think we were in a video tape? Rewind, play. How can anyone be moronic enough to give the same reaction?! Exact same words, exact same moronic expression! Amazing!

Now compare it with un-moronic people and their reactions.

Civillised person #1 Son: SORRY!!! SORRY!!!
Civillised person #2 Anson: You okay??
Civillised person #3 Jo&: Omg... you okay?

Those were the people around. Then look at what morons say!

Moron #1-and-only-1 YKW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SON I LOVE YOU!!

Oh my. Poor Son. Amen.

Now you understand why I can't stand morons? Especially moronically moronic morons like YKW?

I'm so glad that my fellow badminton mate cum classmate cum friend's eyesight is good enough to realise how RIGHT her choice is! Anyone with eyes will choose Coach over him larh! (I bet Joan agrees...)

Tell me, which moron in this world is as moronic as our fellow moron here to print out about 20 pages of Chinese compo from the internet and claims that it's his work out of boredom?

Showing people printed compositions which he claims were written by him? GET A LIFE LAR! He would go on showing all others if I had not seen what's below the blanko at the last line on the last page. Yes, he blanko the words "Yuan Zhu: Xiao Huo Yan" (meaning adapted from blah blah) out. And then claims that the work is his, shows the work to me, and then asked for comments.

When confronted, he claims that he was trying to "bluff" me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (most unmoronic laughter)

Which moron is so moronic lar, you tell me?

Moron.

Thus, Gillian! Yes! Give it to him!!

Today is a nice day. =) In fact, everyday can be a nice day, without morons in our lives. =)

Have a nice day without morons! =)