Tuesday, January 31, 2006
♥ Mahjong day

Spent the last day of CNY holidays gambling away at Sokmui's house. Mahjong from 9.30am all the way till 3.40pm. Sokmui, Priscilla, Anson, Gary and I. And then we left her house at 3.45pm, headed Causeway to watch I Not Stupid Too at 4pm. Priscilla left because she didn't want to watch. The 4pm slot was sold out, so was the 6.30pm one. So we had nowhere to go. And we hanged around at Causeway for rather long, until we decided to have dinner at Pizzahut. Yah, we had dinner there from about 5pm to 6pm.

And then we had nowhere to go to again. So we went back Sokmui's house to play cards. Lol. We played till about 7.20pm. After that we watched TV in the living room, while playing one or two rounds of Dai Dee. And then we left.

Not really a fun day. Not to mention I borrowed Anson's homework but have not yet started "referring closely". Haven't done the Lit essay question, nor Differentiation(5), nor English Summary, nor the two Physics worksheets I should have completed eons ago. And those are the homework due tomorrow. The homework due the day after tomorrow is another list. Actually I have no idea what homework is due the day after tomorrow. Or for that matter, what other homework we have. But all these won't be a problem if I'm not online now blogging but instead doing my homework. And all these won't be a problem if the time now is not 10pm. And all these is definitely not a problem if I'm not sleepy. But I am. Thus homework is a problem.

And guess what. My bag is unpacked. I have no idea what lessons there are tomorrow, neither do I feel like checking because I have no need to since all my books are in school. Then again, I have no need to pack my bag then. Nah, I brought home some papers which have to be done because they are called homework. And I have to pack because I have to see which ones I have to bring to school tomorrow to copy refer closely tomorrow morning. Oh, but I know there's Geog tomorrow. And I'll be missing it again. My Geog file is still empty, and my Contents Page is still at number 9.

After 4 days of holidays, I realise I can't use "no time" as an excuse anymore. Actually it's because I'm lazy. Haha. But the thing is, I can't wait to finish Sec school, I can't wait to finish JC, can't wait to finish Uni, can't wait to just get married, have kids and enjoy life and wake up at 11am everyday. Lol. I know I'm not even 16 yet, lah. But, 10 years isn't that long, is it? We've already gone through 15 years. What's 10 years?

And, I'm sick of running when I don't feel like running, can't run when I feel like running, studying when I feel like sleeping, going for assembly when I feel like reading, having extra lessons when I feel like going home, listening to the teachers when I feel like drawing, doing this when I feel like doing that, and doing that when I feel like doing this. The only things we have freedom over doing in school is, drinking water, going to toilet, choosing what to eat for lunch and probably what pen you want to use to write.

But then again, you have to ask for permission to refill your waterbottle or go to the toilet. You are only entitled to half an hour or less of recess time to eat, and besides, your choices of what to eat are limited to only the school canteen because the school rule states that no student is allowed to leave the school premises during school hours. And you're only allowed to use blue or black pen for written work.

Sometimes when the school declares a day as a school holiday, the whole school will clap and cheer and be merry. But, it's only. A. Day. Tsk. And I counted. There are 190 days out of 365 days this year where we have to attend school. I know that's not too much and I should be contented I get to attend school and I should be positive about it since I can't not attend school. But, aiyah, sometimes I just feel like ranting. I'm not actually tired. But it's like, why can't the whole world NOT attend school and we'll still survive somehow what, right? The same way people survived in the past. No knowledge doesn't mean you have to be poor and live in slums what.

Have you watched A Tale Of Two Sisters before? The Korean horrow show, with two girls wearing bloody clothes sitting on a couch on the advertisement poster? My brother got the DVD, and I watched it two days ago. The show wasn't bloody. The plot is lame, actually. Lol. Overall, the whole movie is not worth mentioning if not because of the setting. I love the house the two girls lived in. (It's a big isolated house surrounded by grass plains and trees, and it had a walkway leading to a lake. And oh yar, the house was haunted by the way. -_-") The house wasn't exactly very beautiful or what lah. But I just liked it leh. It looked so isolated I wonder how the people living in it survives. Haha.

And the two girls needn't go to school. Everyday they get to do their own things in the day and night. Whatever they feel like doing. Okay, but the show didn't have a great ending. The elder sister became mad and the younger sister was actually a ghost. Lol. And and! I liked those closets where you open the two doors and wonder if someone is hiding in it. Haha. So Sokmui. Haha.

Got to sleep already. Because I've to wake up early tomorrow. Because I've to go to school. And I can't be late for school. Because the school rules say so. Tsk.

Tao Zhe - Hei Se Liu Ding

今天我心情有一点怪怪
可是说不出到底为什么
好像有一点悲哀的徵兆
可是病因不知道
头上有橘色的加州阳光
我的口袋只有黑色的柳丁
我只有一个蓝色的感觉
不要问我为什么
很想说但又感觉没有话好说
我只恨我自己逃不出这监狱

No idea what I'm trying to say.
No idea what I'm trying to tell myself.

Monday, January 30, 2006
♥ Nabei

I'm not happy!!!

How could the cinema deny my entry to watch HUO YUAN JIA!!!!!! IT'S NC 16 SO?! I NEED ONLY TWO PLUS MONTHS TO BECOME 16 LAR!!! AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THE YEAR! NOT THE MONTH!!!

I VERY BU SHUANG CAN! WHY CINE ALLOW BUT BLOODY CAUSEWAY DON'T ALLOW!!!

I HAD TO GIVE THE TICKET AWAY. CAN YOU IMAGINE MY PAIN. TO GIVE. HUO. YUAN. JIA. TICKET. AWAY. IT'S LIKE. STABBING 475 DAGGERS INTO HALF A HEART. AND EATING THE OTHER HALF.

NABEI.

NABEI NABEI NABEI NABEI NABEI.

I'm still going to watch it. NO MATTER WHAT. I'll try all cinemas in Singapore if I have to. THOSE BORN IN 1990 THIS YEAR ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ALLOWED OKAY!

NABEI.

Serious. I'm paying Sokmui to kill that person standing at guard at Causeway cinema. I'm paying IN ADVANCE. Paying $9 in fact. $3 to torture him, $3 to kill him, $3 to torture him after he's killed.

NABEI.

Saturday, January 28, 2006
♥ Draw a house! :D

Got this from Pamela's blog. :)

Based on your drawing and the 10 answers you gave this is a summary of your personality:
Your house tells the world that you ought to be a leader. You are a freedom lover and a strong person. You are shy and reserved. If you've drawn a cross on each of windows, you always want to live alone. You are very tidy person. There's nothing wrong with that because you're pretty popular among friends. Your life is always full of changes.

You will avoid being alone and seek the company of others whenever possible. You love excitement and create it wherever you go. You have a strong personality and you like to command, influence and control people.

You added a flower into your drawing. The flower signifies that you long for love. It also safe to say that others don't see you as a flirt. You don't think much about yourself.

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How my house looks like:



I know it looks dumb. My art is always like that one what. -.-" The picture of the spastic stick figure in a skirt happens to be me, was trying to draw hair but I looked more and more like Ms Thoo in the picture. So I only drew one strand. -.-"

Take the test at: Drawahouse

Lol. Watched Memoirs of A Geisha today. Very nice show! :)

Bye! :D

♥ Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year eve! :)

I spent the whole of yesterday's afternoon in the hall playing badminton, although the gorilla didn't grant us permission. =X But she's dumb lar, she told Joan school's closing at 12.30pm and everyone is supposed to clear the school compound, when at 1.30pm we went to find her again, she's actually at a meeting.

So we just went to the hall, it's empty anyway. Closed all the doors, set up one court and started playing. Some time in between the worker came in and told us to clear the hall by 5.30pm because the school's closing at 6pm. 6pm. Not 12.30pm, dumb gorilla.

Very nice to have the whole hall to ourselves. Joan, Jaslyn and I. Jenna came about 4pm after her dental appointment, 5 minutes later Fiona came. Attempted to play the piano in the hall, but Joan was doing all she could to stop me from playing, to save her ears. Lol. And then Jaslyn played "the only song she knows how to play", Yu Jian. She's Grade Six leh, auntie, and she says she's given up piano already. -.-" And then Joan tried to play, and I walked away. HAHA.

I won't mind camping for two nights in the school hall, actually. -.-" It's like, free chalet with integrated badminton courts, and a free stage for you to act spastic on. :D Haha.

Anyway, the CNY performance was rather good. They scraped off the Kuai Le Chong Bai by the two Sec three PRC scholars huh? HAHA. Did Fiona throw her racket at them during rehearsal? Or I did? Haha. And I told Weixin Malay dancers are going to jump down from the stage halfway through their performance. LOL. Got her so scared. Haha.

Bye! :) Enjoy your CNY holidays! :D

Thursday, January 26, 2006
♥ YAY :)

Blasting my speakers with Huo Yuan Jia now.

Did you see the Huo Yuan Jia EP cover?! DAMN SHUAI DAMN SHUAI CAN!! :)

Anyway, B girls thrashed Admiralty Sec 5-0 today! :) But we bluffed Jeremy we lost 3-2. And he's angry with us now. -.-" C girls won SJC 4-1! :D And they bluffed Jeremy they lost 4-1. We didn't say to bluff him together beforehand de. And B girls also told Junhe and gang we lost mah. (Jenna and Ruth were trying to make sniffing sounds in the background when I was on phone. -.-") I still think Jeremy is PMS-ing. Aye, anything lar. Sui bian lor. Ying liao lor. Bu yao gen ni chao.

And aiyah. Joan that bloody captain. =S Okay, I'm not supposed to talk about it, 'cause she don't want others to know, that yar yar. -.-" She owes us 110 pumpings anyway. Haha.

Aaron knows I'm scared of worms already. But I know he's scared of bees too! :) Hahahaha. Everyone's scared of something. Everyone hates something.

I hate gorillas smiling at me. Because I have to look away at some faraway Exit signs. Lol.

I know, I'm always talking about badminton stuff. Can't help it lar. My life revolves around badminton nowadays. =/

Bye! :)

Wednesday, January 25, 2006
♥ :)

Quick entry again, haha. I'm feeling very very tired, and sleepy. I doubt I'll be able to stand straight under all that homework piling up on me. Homework that I don't feel like doing, actually. Third time this year I left my pencilcase in class liao. Haha.

This week seems to pass to quickly. Support B boys, tournament, training, tournament, training. Kept falling asleep in the hall today. I can't sit down for 10 minutes without falling asleep. Lol. By the way, Mr Leow came to play badminton in the hall today clad in the yellow jersey that we had last year and Anderson PE shorts. Yea, remember the one which I said look like the Brazil soccer tee and I saw an auntie wearing the same colour with the words A&A Cleaning Pte Ltd behind the shirt? Gorilla gave it to him. And I laughed like shit when I saw him coming in. HAHA.

And there's TTP too. Yar lar, drool all you want Sokmui. I still don't see what's so attractive about him just that he didn't catch me for ankle socks when I was in the hall today.

Yesterday was B girls match against Mayflower. Won 4-1, almost 5-0 lar. But our Walao queen Charmaine lost her second set, and had to walauly play the third set. But she played well lar, so we walao won't blame her lar, walao. Haha. C girls won 3-2. Mayflower, yes, really like what I said, go home plant flowers. May then bloom. :)

The WHOLE B boys team went to support us. :) All except Jason and Choon Heng. Nono, I didn't miss out anyone. Shhhh. Don't mention disgusting things in front of me.

Was running back to class when we reached school because Geog just started. Haha.

Tomorrow's against Admiralty Sec! :) But I'll miss Geog!! TSK. But I'll miss the SS test though. Lol. Don't give me that look. -QIAN DA LOOK- Hey hey. :D

Kay lar. Have to catch some sleep. Bye! :)

PS: I enjoy scaring Weixin. And Huiming. HAHA. :)

Monday, January 23, 2006
♥ Lalalala

Just a quick post before I go to bed. :)

I'm happy for the B boys. :) Yongyuan was being spastic, as usual, so was Spiky. Lol. Who walks out of the court thinking he's won a set when he hasn't lar. Haha. They won the flowery school 5-0. If I'm not wrong, Leonard walked out of the hall during the first doubles? Lol, perhaps he saw no hope in the team already. =X Sorry, no offence.

C and B girls are both playing against the same flowery school tomorrow. They suay! :) Wasn't quite worried about losing to them, but the way Joan keeps thinking we might lose, eh... Makes us all abit jittery somehow. If their lineup doesn't change, we should be able to win bah. :)

Anyway, I don't really give a damn what she thinks lar. -.-" She hasn't crossed my path, not yet anyway, no point in hating a person just because she hates me. And the reason why she hates me is because I hate another person. Dumb.

By the way, I'm not Mei2 Gui1 (rose), I'm Mei3 Gui4, which means something else in Chinese. I'm not Rose. Won't hurt to get the facts right beforehand. Doubt you'll understand. I spelled MACAM as majiam....? Let's just say majiam is a word said by me because I like it, just like I say nabai ji bai? Anyway, you have no right to care too. :)

-yawns-

Dumb people make me sleepy. Especially people who aren't playing but shout to Coach to restring their rackets. Aye, just generalising again, I'm not referring to COUGHSalien vs predatorCOUGHS. By the way, nice dreams Fiona, and Jeremy.

Oh, before I forget. I've to make a public apology to Jeremy for always calling his name wrongly. I'm very very sorry Fiona and I made some mistakes sometimes, calling you Jonathan instead of Jeremy. I know it's a grave mistake. And I was serious about letting you hit us everytime we called you by the name. Sorry!

I'm not doing my Chinese homework, because I'm skipping Chinese lessons tomorrow. =X Sounds qian da, I know. Can't help it lar. Haha.

Falling asleep.

Don't wish us Good luck tomorrow! (Quote Mr Wong, If you're good, you don't need luck) Yes! We don't need luck! :D

Bye! :)

Sunday, January 22, 2006
♥ Jay!! :)

It's a Sunday! :)

Going gym later with Priscilla and Sokmui, and then we'll munch. -.-"

Huo Yuan Jia EP is coming out soon. :) I managed to download Jay's new song, Da Tou Tie, from the net. Yes, it's the song Gillian saw on MTV channel. Lol. Of okay quality, not the full song anyway. It lasts for like 2:51mins if I'm not wrong.

Da Tou Tie MP3

And because I'm being nice, I've uploaded a few Jay's MVs up for downloads too. :)

An Hao MV
Ban Dao Tie He MV
Qing Tian MV
Duan Le De Xuan MV
Gui Ji MV
Hui Dao Guo Qu MV

Haha. Have a nice day! :)

Saturday, January 21, 2006
♥ Random

Oh yar, and I heard Junjie is moving to Blk 581 which is directly beside my block. Okay fine, that'll just make me lamer and colder. Lol.

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I can't get to sleep. -.-"

♥ Huo Yuan Jia download

Here's the good quality Huo Yua Jia MP3, not the one Jiahao sent. I didn't record it, someone sent it to me, I can't remember who, LOL.

Huo Yuan Jia MP3

If you're still not in love with Jay, Huo Yuan Jia MV will make you hot. Really really really hot. The MV lasts for 4:36mins, features Jay in a black Chinese suit with gold patterns on the front. He has plaits and he danced abit in the MV. Did you say he's not shuai? Don't ever repeat it in front of me then.

Huo Yuan Jia MV

I took a long time uploading them! Haha. I'll try uploading other Jay clips that I have in my computer when I have time. If you need any Jay's music videos, you can try tagging and I'll see whether I have them. I have all of his MVs for the last 5 albums, but only have Ye Qu for November's Chopin. If you've them, send them to me! :)

Anyway, I'm feeling better now after a long night's sleep. I'm not angry with Jaslyn lar, I'm just angry with Fridays. -.-" But I'm still afraid of the gorilla disease though. I'm seriously afraid she did pass some of the virus genes to me when she patted my shoulder. Thinking of it makes my hair stand already. Freaky.

I slacked my time away today watching TV, playing computer games, eating eating and still eating. I went to sleep at 5.30pm just now after eating dinner and the aircon started going down from 24 degrees to 16 degrees by itself. And no, I wasn't saying cold jokes to it. I was sleeping, and it was trying to kill me, I'm certain of it. I woke up wondering if I'm sleeping on three aircons or if I'm at the North Pole or if I'm a penguin who's lost its fats. Aw, that's Naomi, not me.

And don't tell me I deserve to be frozen since I'm always freezing others.

I'm not part of the fridge. And even if I am, I'm definitely not the freezer. Because there're always people who're colder than me. Like Priscilla. Or Sokmui's victims. (They're cold when they're dead...) Okay okay fine. I'll stop telling jokes. Because all my jokes are cold. But Ruth appreciates them alot. -.-" From the way she can laugh till she pukes fruit juices you can tell. Lol.

Oh yar. By the way, this is a new layout. -.-" If you haven't already noticed, you can spend the next 0.000000002 seconds looking at it. Alright, as I was saying, oh wait, what was I saying?

Um.

Um.

Um. Um. Um.

I don't know what else I can blog about.

I told the 2/6 fisherman joke to Gillian, Weixin and Chunying yesterday. Lol. Gillian stoned, Weixin looked like she's going to throw darts at my Jay posters. Only appreciative Chunying laughed. Okay wait, I think she was laughing at Weixin's reaction. Oh wells.

And then I told them the joke I just read in a storybook Hide Your Eyes.

What did one Maths book say to another?
Answer: I have alot of problems...

I laughed. But when I told the joke to Gillian, she stoned again. And when I told it to Weixin, she looked like she's going to throw darts AND Synyeow at my Jay posters. And Chunying laughed at Weixin's reaction again. Man, when will they learn to appreciate jokes.

It's 10pm and I'm awake! I have the room to myself tonight because both my sisters are out for BBQ overnight.

Kay lar, tomorrow morning I'm going gym with Priscilla and Sokmui at 9.30am. I doubt I'll be able to wake up. Lol. Aunties, Sunday leh. Who wakes up at 9.30am on Sundays, except if you wake up to watch Spongebob. Aye, never mind. I'll be out whole of tomorrow anyway, which means I won't touch the homework. I should have left my bag in school, saves the trouble of carrying something so heavy home. Tsk.

Bye. :)

Friday, January 20, 2006
♥ Fucked Up Friday

This is a recount. Every word here are the exact things that happened today.

I woke up this morning and stared at the ceiling, and started thinking to myself, is today Saturday? Weirdly, I felt like it was. And then I remembered that we just played with Xinmin yesterday and got thrashed, as always. So I told myself today's a Friday, which is a day which I always did not like. Yes, I never liked Fridays, like I said in one of the past entries.

I got out of bed, and went to school. My bag was extremely light because I left everything, including my pencil case on the table at school. I reached school, and found that Chunying's Jay poster had dropped onto the floor, most probably because the blue tack don't stick to the material. Being happy still, I took the poster, took off the frame and sticked it back to the wall.

I offed the lights in the class at 7.15am because we had to go for assembly. I walked to the assembly, happily joking with Weixin and Huiming. When we reached the assembly ground, Joan came to me and told me that Patricia Goh forces us to go support the guys, when we've already decided yesterday that we want to train in the hall. Joan said Patricia Goh screamed at her, things like we didn't tell her beforehand, and she's already given us the excuse letter and we're dismissed at 12.30pm today and blah.

So I was pissed, because firstly, I can't stand the name Patricia Goh. Secondly, I can't stand the way she has to scream and shout when she realises she has nothing to back her argument. Thirdly, I hate gorillas. Fourthly, I brought my racket to school today. (which unfortunately, as it turns out, had not been wise. You'll see why.)

During recess, I met Joan and Jaslyn at the canteen. The three of us decided to go find Patricia Goh to tell her we're either training in the hall, or we're going home. Not that we don't want to support the boys. But we've already told them, and they understand, because they're playing against Singapore Sports School today. So, we went up to the staff room, and just at this point of time, Patricia Goh came out of the staff room.

Before we could open our mouths to say anything, she decided to act friendly with us.

Goh: You all hor. Today if you all want to go and play have only one court leh.
Me: One court one court lar. One court enough for 7 of us what.
Goh: Okay. But next time if you all want to train you all have to tell me. -act friendly smile-
Me: That time Jeremy asked you if we want to train and the hall is empty can we train and you said yes.
Goh: I know, but you all still have to tell me what.
Me: -looks away- OKOKOK.

Then we left. And the problem miraculously settled itself. But I did not feel like going already. Because I know, for sure, that the gorilla is sure to come to check on us at the hall. And I fucking don't want to see her face. I don't want see her appearing in front of me AT ALL. It's spoiling my eyes badly.

After school, Joan realises she has to go for the CCA leader course, and since Yongyuan went for tournament, she has to find someone to go with her. So she got Jaslyn. And then we realise Charmaine, who had earlier said she want to come, is already at home. So there's only me and Ruth. Plus I did not want to go anymore. I just want to hide at home or at the library, far far away from gorillas because I don't want to see THAT face. So we cancelled it.

And then Jenna appeared out of nowhere after Joan and Jaslyn are gone. And I told her we aren't playing today anymore.

So, I had lunch in the canteen with Ruth, Sokmui and Jenna. Halfway through my meal, Layjia came to me and asked to borrow my racket.

Layjia: Eh gui, I want to play badminton.
Me: Then play lar.
Layjia: Can lend me racket?
Me: It's in class. You want you go take yourself.

I did not lend anyone anybody else's racket except myself. I did not. Nobody asked me whether I can lend them Ruth's racket, and nobody asked me whether I can lend them Jaslyn's racket. Because it would make NO SENSE to ask me whether I can lend them somebody else's things. They asked Ruth. NOT ME. NOT FREAKING ME.

And then, Ruth, Sokmui, Jenna and I went up to the library. Sokmui and I started doing our homework while Ruth did a mindmap on Bio and Jenna was reading a storybook. At 3pm, Ruth left for Art Club, and Jenna went home. At 3.15pm, Jiahao came. At 3.25pm, Anson came. And I was happily thinking, this is a safe place, safe from gorillas since no animals are allowed in the library.

I was wrong.

At 3.30pm, I was listening to Feng on Jiahao's Mp3, when she appeared.

Me: -takes down earphones-
Goh: You all never go train arh?
Me: Never. -puts back earphones, complete dao look-
Goh: -waves-
Me: -takes down earphones-
Goh: -signal for me to come out- Come.
Me: -silently scolding nabei, walks out of library-

Outside the library,

Goh: Eh, you hate me very much arh?
Me: Yar.
Goh: Why arh. What is it that I've done.
Me: Tch. I'm not the only one. -shrugs-
Goh: Yar yar, I know. But what is it that I've done to make you all don't like me.
Me: You like to scream and shout and scold and whatever lar.
Goh: But I've never shouted at you before. I've never scolded you.
Me: You scolded Jeremy, you scolded Joan, you scolded Yongyuan. We're one team. (almost said the word Fuck.)
Goh: Yar, I know sometimes my temper is bad. But you've to understand, what Jeremy done was wrong.
Me: -looks away, even the Exit sign looks more pleasing to the eyes-
Goh: And you're directly showing it to me that you don't like me. You're the most obvious one that you don't like me.
Me: So what you want from me now.
Goh: Nono, I'm not scolding you now arh. But you've to understand. What Jeremy done that day. He just walked off like that, in front of Mdm Lim. It's very rude you know. Then what do you think I should have done.
Me: TCH. I was about to walk away.
Goh: No, but what he did was really very wrong.
Me: OKOK. WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO NOW. I WANT TO GO BACK TO STUDY, CAN?
Goh: No... Okay, can we both promise that we'll both change our attitudes?
Me: (desperately wants to save my eyes) I will try.
Goh: You will try... blah blah blah blah (did not bother to pay attention)
Me: Ok, can I go back to study now?
Goh: No... Can you promise that we'll both start anew? (WALAU, SHE THINK WHAT?!)
Me: No.
Goh: But--
Me: OKAY OKAY. ANYTHING.
Goh: Okay arh. So next time I give you the privilege. If I start to shout, you can stop me. But if I see that your attitude is bad, I'll tell (she used the word "tell", not "scold", amazingly) you too.
Me: Whatever. Can I go now.
Goh: Okay. See you. -pats MY shoulder-

THERE I KNEW IT! She wanted to pass her gorilla genes to me long since! The crap talk was just to get near me so that she could pat my shoulder to pass me the deadly gorilla disease!!!!!

Oh my freaking god. I told you I hate Fridays.

I got back into the library, thinking, okay, nothing can be worse than this. This must be the worst day in my life.

10 minutes later, Jaslyn appeared in the library. (Weird huh, all sorts of people come to the library.) First thought was that Goh probably went to tell her stuff or something And she asked me to go out. So I did.

Outside the library, again...

Jaslyn: You lend your racket to people is it.
Me: Yar, I lent it to Layjia.
Jaslyn: Then how come my racket and Ruth's racket also with them.
Me: (before I can say anything)
Jaslyn: -looks like she's going to cry-
Me: Eh, why you... Okay or not.
Jaslyn: Just now I went to the hall, but I only saw two rackets.
Me: But I saw them in the canteen with three.
Jaslyn: -crying- I tell you, now is tournament period. You better don't anyhow lend your racket to other people. -walks off-

Meigui had only one single thing in mind. What the fuck?

At 3.55pm, I received an sms.

Jaslyn: You better go get e racket back.

So I went. Ruth's and mine rackets are there, and Layjia told me Jaslyn took hers away angrily.

At 4pm, I replied.

Me: I got them back already. No idea why you're this upset but I did make sure my racket wun get lost because I held Layjia responsible for it.
Jaslyn: If u don mind I appreciate it if dey wan borrow dey ask me personally. Dey ur fren u lend them nvm. But dey not my frens. N they not e ones using when I saw them.
Me: Get it clear. I did not lend your or Ruth's racket to anybody. I only lent mine.
Jaslyn: So how dey end up with 3 rackets la.
Me: It was Ruth who lend kumboon or layjia. I only lent them mine. One racket. But I saw them with three rackets in the canteen. I did not touch your racket at all.
Jaslyn: Ok nvm. Now tournament period don lend your racket la. You wan lend after tournament you can jolly well throw it to them la.

I typed a Whatever but decided to save my sms.

There happens to be three types of people who can make me mad enough to throw my books. First, unreasonable people. Second, unreasonable people. Third, unreasonable people.

I freaking did not touch your racket means I freaking did not touch your racket. I lent my racket to someone not because I want to spoil my racket or I want Layjia to break it into two. If you see problems in lending your racket to people, that's your problem. I did not try to take your racket whatsoever. I did not pass my racket to Layjia and tell her "Please help me spoil this racket." Neither did I hang my racket up and put a large sign "Please damage this ASAP". I did not. And I happen to trust Layjia enough to take care one my one racket. If anything should happen to it, I hold myself to blame, and I'll use my spare racket. Okay. And the worst thing you can do is to PMS to me shortly after a gorilla has left.

It just makes me more fucked up.

Tournament is as important to you as it is to me. I saw you as a good friend, a good team mate, and the first thing I did when I saw you cry was to ask What's wrong and not to say I did not touch your racket. Unfortunately, I got mistaken lar. Which means I'm unlucky lar. What else can I say right?

Fucked up Friday sounds nice. And it fits perfectly well, don't it?

Tuesday, January 17, 2006
♥ Don't look this way :)

Can't believe it huh? I can still find the time to blog on a daily basis. Haha. Because I still believe homework can be sorted out in time to come. The "boat reached end of bridge will straighten" still stays in my mind. Haha.

Ten things on my mind:
1) I love Theresa Lim!!!!! :D Lol.
2) I took a total of 25 minutes to walk from Admiralty MRT station back home today. Amazingly, I remembered the way.
3) There's no Geog tomorrow. :(
4) The Jay badges. Er.
5) This and that.
6) JAY'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.
7) I didn't send Arthur the remember PE shirt message 9 times.
8) I hope my phone didn't send it itself. -.-"
9) Right index finger hurting.
10) I hate fuckerfaces! Oh wait, I meant fuckerface!

:)

Some people should take a proper look in the mirror. Aye, but he'll end up vomiting like hell in the toilet. Besides, looking in the mirror doesn't tell him how much he sucks in a SKILL. And some people never want to admit it. Some people never want to let his friends know that he's not even wanted in the team. Some people tell his friends he's a SCHOOL TEAM PLAYER. Some people never know he has no friends in the team. Some people think they're good when they're not. Some people think they're capable of organising the badminton chalet and/or badminton farewell party when he obviously is not. Some people tell others Jeremy is the one who screwed up 2/2's chalet. Some people never want to admit if he's organising the badminton things, no one will turn up. Some people wants to act like he's all important and everything. Some people wants to act friendly with the other B boys when all the B boys don't like him one bit. Some people think they're popular when all I can mutter about him is "sad case".

Some people, for example, COUGHSJonatha*COUGHS, never want to admit it to his church friends whatsoever. Some people are only capable of deleting tags because he has ONE or TWO friends to speak up for him. Some people delete tags like "You're not in the team lar. Say so much for what." because he doesn't want his church friends to know he's majiam sai. Some people are fit only for Miss Goh. Wait, maybe Miss Goh is too good for him. Okay, maybe not, they're a perfect match. Heavenly match.

You're not in the team, so stop telling all others you are. We don't even need your support, because your support is worthless to us. Do some CIP won't you, stop appearing in front of me, it saves so much food since I won't vomit. Stop showing your face around. Just hide in some dark corner and stay there forever. Miss Goh will join you shortly.

I know I'm mean. I'm always mean to fuckerfaces. Don't have to hate me fucktart, if you're going to hate everyone that hates you, the list will be very much longer (and nicer) than your hair. Random fact. Your name has been used as an adjective frequently when someone says he/she wants to cut his/her hair.

Yongyuan: I want to cut my hair leh. Too long.
Fiona: Cut what!! So short and so nice liao! You want to become Jonatha*'s hair arh?
Yongyuan: No lar. Siao. Cut short behind only.
Meigui: Not long what. Don't anyhow cut lar. Wait really tio Jonatha*'s hair.
Yongyuan: Won't lar. The barber I go very experienced de. Won't tio Jonatha*'s hair.
Wilson: Hahaha. If you get Jonatha*'s hair, I'll laugh like hell.

Get the picture? Walking along the road, Jeremy, Fiona, Alexis and I could actually hear Sec 3s talking about a particular Jonatha* with fucked up hair.

Sec 3 #1: Ya ya! Jonatha*'s hair like shit lar!
Sec 3 #2: Ya lor! So ugly.

Of course, in such situations, it'll be damn mean to laugh. But it'll be damn dumb not to laugh too. So of course we were mean. :)

I apologise to all other non-badminton people for having to read about a particularly fucked up fucktard of badminton (unfortunately).

Gone, with the wind. :)

Get... Getting... Failed...
Another round round the clock
It's here, with me
I'm certain of it
It's not what you think...



Yes it's you. No it's not.

Monday, January 16, 2006
♥ The route home!

I have tons of homework undone. Differentiation (4), Loci, Physics worksheets, Physics TYS, Chinese Yingyongwen, Geography test to study, Chemistry test to study etc etc etc.

But I'm here to blog! My, I should stop coming online this often. Aiyah, but there's always this thinking that "boat reached end of bridge will become straight", HAHA, "chuan dao qiao tou zhi ran zhi". Lol. I always end up leaving all my homework to tomorrow. LOL. And I tend to finish the homework ten minutes before handing up. Lol. I know I know, I'm Sec 4 already blah and blah and blah. But, aiyah, whatever lar. -_-"

By the way, today's the first time I alighted at Admiralty instead of Woodlands and walked home, with Fiona's instructions to keep walking straight. I succeeded! Without getting lost! I've wasted bus fare for the last two years without realising it at all lar! The way's rather long, took me about 20 minutes to walk home, but the route is damn quiet and windy! :D

I was walking past Woodgrove through the small route into Blk 581, and it was so scary~! There were no lights mah, and the path was dark and everything. The only thing I could see were the white path, I couldn't even see the trees beside me. I got shocked a few times when the leave hit me suddenly. Lol. And everything was so quiet, the only thing I could hear was the rustling of the leaves and engines of the occasional cars driving past on the main road behind.

Actually the route home should take less than 15 minutes, but that would mean I've to cut across several fields. I wouldn't mind actually because the fields are rather dry and mudless, but it's dark, no lights whatsoever. I don't want to be walking across a field not knowing whether I'm stepping on grass or something else. Haha. But the main route itself is scary enough, so quiet, except some passing bicycles or joggers.

First tournament on Thursday! Vs Xinmin Sec at Xinmin Sec! Lol! We're just going there to aim for a 4-1 loss, since we've been losing 5-0 to Xinmin every year. Haha. Okay lar, all the best!! Lol. After that is Mayflower and Admiralty. Mayflower again?! Which means we'll be seeing Leonard again, which means he'll be calling us Bloody Monkeys again, which means he'll be shouting "Cross you legs and pray lar!" to Joan again. HAHAHAHA.

We get to go support the boys for their matches too! :D The excuse letter looks damn cool, lol, the dates says 19-20 Jan, 23-27 Jan, everyday we get to leave class at 12.30pm. Lol. That is for the first round. If we successfully get into the next round, we'll be missing even more lessons. But I don't want to miss Theresa Lim's lessons! I won't be able to catch up when I return! I won't mind missing Physics, but the rest! I don't want to miss Chinese and miss seeing "you gao you shuai de HUANG LAO SHI"!!! :(

But the thing about the excuse letter, it's signed by COUGHSgorillaCOUGHS, which is, not very pleasing to the eyes. And the principal part, they haven't printed out new excuse letters so it's still Mrs Tan Wai Lan, and the name is striked off and replaced with PMS, Poh Mun See. I don't like the striking out part. It makes Mrs Tan looks like she's been sacked or something. Lol, I don't know what I'm talking about already. -.-"

K lar, off to sleep early to do homework tomorrow morning! :D

Saturday, January 14, 2006
♥ CCA openhouse

CCA openhouse. It feels like another normal day with training except the loud performance was gone during the training. (Very good indeed) But there were lots of people in the hall. And it gets pretty annoying asking people not to step into the courts.


We had to carry the chairs out the hall after the performance thinger, the same way we did when we arranged the chairs, except we didn't have the trolley. I thought I heard someone saying NPCC will come up to help, but I saw none. Table tennis helped here and there. And some fucked up gorilla had to strud around the hall in her Sintec professional jersey, while the rest of us is stucked in the Anderson brand cleaner-look-alike one.

If that's not the worst, the fucked up gorilla had to bring her racket along and play with us. She attempted playing with the B boys, obviously thinking too high of herself. Of course she got thrashed like anything when the boys weren't even smashing. So she resorted to playing with the C girls instead. PATHETIC.

And then when she finally realises we can in fact set up 3 courts instead of 2, I had to break the news to her that Track and Field has taken two of our poles to set up something at their booth in the canteen. AND GUESS WHAT? Fucked up gorilla had to ACT CUTE in front of me. IN FRONT OF ME. Is she stupid or what.

Gorilla: Eh actually can set up third court mah.
Me: Track and field took two poles.
Gorilla: -face of ATTEMPTED sulkiness, topped with the lower-lip-over-upper-lip-thing and pitiful eyes- Why they take our poles!
Me: -UTTER DISGUST- They need it for the booth. -tries ultra hard to keep hand from slapping across that face-
Gorilla: -still sulking- Harh.. -sad look with sorrowful eyes, -STILL POUTING-
Oh my god... Save me.

Towards the end of training...

-Gorilla standing beside Brenda, each with a bottle of 100plus-
Me: -walks over to Brenda- Eh, yours arh. I want to drink.
Brenda: No! I haven't drink yet.
Me: Haha. -turns and walks away-
Gorilla: MEIGUI!
(Oh my god... Did I just hear the horrendous voice mouth my name. My holy sacred name?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!)
Me: -turns-
Gorilla: -hand with 100plus outstretched- You want? You drink first.
Me: Don't want. -turns and walks away-

Did she actually thought I would stoop THAT low to drink ITS 100plus?! NO WAY. OVER MY DEAD BODY. OVER MY DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD BODY.

-pukes for the 21487389400th time today-

ENOUGH of the act friendly, act cute and act important. I hate gorillas. Period. I'm happy they're endangered. They're better off extinct anyway. That brings me to the other point. WHY AREN'T GORILLAS EXTINCT?!! Tell me, tell me, can you find someone more disgusting, more annoying, more frustrating creature other than gorillas?! No right? Then why isn't anybody taking any action? COME ON, HUNT GORILLAS! GO GO GO!

Thinking of it makes my blood boil. Aye. Whatever. I hope and pray and wish that IT is not going to follow us to tournaments. Please. Please. Please. No gorillas outside the court during tournaments. I might stop halfway not to drink water but to smash my racket at her. Otherwise, we'll all be losing because we'll all be aiming our smashes at her, which is, outside the court. Damn it. If only she's our opponent. If only she's in St Nichs. Then maybe we'll be able to lose 4-1 instead of 5-0 every year. HAHA.

Bye. (:

Friday, January 13, 2006
♥ The Anderson brand jersey

And take a look at the jersey. We were fucking supposed to get the Sintec ones from Hu Jiao but Mdm Lim refused to pay for us. So we fucking got this whatever brand. Which the gorilla says, is the Anderson Brand. HA. HA. HA. HA.





It's dark blue, with bright bright bright yellow words ANDERSON at the back, and a school logo at the front. NO school in the right mind gives badminton players this kind of jerseys. But hey! We're Anderson! And we're so special! Now give me the Anderson clap! Oh, good girl, now don't we all love Anderson to the core?

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

I DON'T LIKE 3/1's OLD CLASSROOM LAR!!!

At 7.50am, this bloody (not literally bloody) disgusting creature, also known as WORM, crawled pathetically into the class. FROM THE FRONT DOOR. And it crawled, it crawled and crawled, slowly, turning its horribly looking head TO ME.

And then it crawled, and crawled, closer and closer and closer...

I almost screamed. I think I was too shocked to scream. I opened my mouth but all that came out was GILLIAN GILLIAN, accompanied with many many beat-Gillian's-shoulder. Before I know it, my legs are not in contact with the ground but I'm still afraid that the DISGUST will crawl up the legs of the chair...

LUCKILY.

Nathanael The Great came to rescue. THANK YOU NAT!! I'll help you off the lights the next three times the teacher use the OHP. YES THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH. I won't shake your hands though, because you used your hands to get rid of the DISGUST, which was indeed very noble of you. I might get you hand detergents for your birthday. In any case, please remind me if I've forgotten that your hands are unshakable. I might get so worked up I amputate them.

The rest of the day, I was restless. I can't stop looking around the ground for any possible signs that DISGUST is approaching. I might consider sitting beside Nathanael next term of something. Gillian practically stoned at the sight of DISGUST. WHY SHE NO REACTION ONE LAR?! HELLO?! IT'S WORMMMMMMM LEH. Walao.

...

Anyway, today's training got my back aching like hell. Sit-ups on the floor is not good for our backs! Lol. Tomorrow I'll be going Sakae with badminton people! :D Yay!

My aim JC is still Nanyang! :D Because I like the name, I like the school logo and the school doesn't fry brains the way RJ does and it doesn't steam brains the way VJ does! :D

By the way, I can't stand some fucker face. Haha. The you-know-who. Not Haob* lar. Now that I realise someone like fucker face exists, it seems like Haob* is a rather nice person too. If he doesn't shout. And scream. And talk loudly. Eh, then that's not Haob* already. -.-"

Seems like fucker face had this desperate attempt to change his hair similar to someone's else huh?! HA. HA. HA. As if we hadn't had enough laughs. Aye, but it's okay, we won't mind more laughter in our daily lives. THANKS SO MUCH FOR ADDING SO MUCH HUMOUR TO OUR OTHERWISE NICE UMBRELLAS LIVES. Thanks for adding yourself to the big Anderson family so that our school becomes HUMOUR ADDED SCHOOL instead of value added school. You have no idea how IMPORTANT your existance is. Really. Really. I swear upon the tissue paper I just used to wipe my sweat that every word I uttered is nothing but the truth.

LOL.

Off to drink honey again. I forgot all about it. Lol. :)

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Aye. I'm sad.

...

-.-"

Okay lar, not really sad. Just, not happy enough. Because my pet stone died. LOL. No, I don't have a pet stone. I'm not Zhiwei. -.-" Because Sokmui killed my Hello Kitty soft toy. LOL. Erm, because, because I lost three Jay posters. Ey, then I won't be sad, I'll be mad.

Never mind, I'll be okay after some sleep.

To cheer myself up,



Don't doubt it. Yes, it's you.

Off to drink honey. I love honey. (:

Monday, January 09, 2006
♥ First day of school HA

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!!! FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!!

NAH. Did you actually believed that? Ey, people, today's 9th January liao lar, aunties. Hahahahahaha. Today's a beautiful day because today's not Friday. Today's a beautiful Monday! -.-" Another thing is, it's a even beautiful holiday tomorrow! One day without seeing 5 poles (po) during flag raising! :D And!

MDM WONG WALKED OUT OF CLASS TODAY WITHOUT GIVING US HOMEWORK!! LOL. She must be sick.

And! The last wonderful thing that made me laugh SO MUCH was of course! What I call "A deperate attempt to change the inverted umbrella into something decent but still failed terribly in the end and ended up with what most see as an advertisement from Aliens and Predators". It is.... nice lar. (God... Meigui... You're being extremely nice.) The point is, there's nothing worse than the previous one liao mah. BUT! I still think the best hairstyle that suits him MOST is to have no head at all. Heard that? Maybe you can try something along that line next time. Rest assured there'll be LOTS of barbers queuing up to help you with the head-no-more hairstyle! I've already booked the first place! :D

Have you heard? I've got a new study group called The Great Grey Sharks study group, in short GGSSG. Cool right, the GGSSG. HAHA. Members so far are me, Sokmui, Priscilla, Jiahao and Weisiang. More to come? No idea, but it seems like the cleverest among us happens to be COUGHS Jiahao COUGHS, which is COUGHS not very bright COUGHS. So! We desperately need some brains in our GGSSG.

You see, Sokmui is clever but her whole mind is over who to kill and how to kill and when to kill and kill and kill and kill, nothing about Functions or Redox. Priscilla is clever but her whole mind is about catchy quotes that say "You can't kill a killer because the killer will kill you before you can kill the killer." Weisiang is definitely clever but we need mediums to communicate with the dead, obviously. As for Jiahao, HAIZ. Alright, I promised not to CALL JIAHAO VOID again. Oops. Accidental, really. As for me! Of course I'm clever, everyone is clever, but I take an average of 1.266 days to process any given information. In other words, lag. I may be taught "How to solve a #$%^&* function" today but will learn it only tomorrow, and forget it the day after.

We had our first munching session last week and it turned out fine. Jiahao is voider than me, surely, no doubt, definitely, certainly.

Today's English lesson, we had to write a 350-500 words essay during 50 minutes. The topic was Marriage. I couldn't think up of anything, and the first thing I saw when I looked out of the window were the flag poles (Yes, PO again.) So I crapped this whole essay about how marriage is like raising a flag that sounds crappy, crappy, crappy and crappy. I read through it during the last 5 minutes. Serious, if I'm the teacher, I'll do anything to fail the student.

I'm feeling sleepy already. -.-" Bye! :)

Sunday, January 08, 2006
♥ Jay :)

Did some quizzes about Jay. LOL. I'm bored.

I love Jay, anyway, just in case you haven't already known.



How well do you know Jay Chou?

this quiz was made by Beth



Which of the Jay MV girls are you?

this quiz was made by Evon



Which of Jay's personalities do you hold?

this quiz was made by Evon



Which of Jay's hairstyles fit you best?

this quiz was made by Evon



How obsessed are you with Jay?

this quiz was made by Beth

Alright, alright. It's time to make you melt.



I know you're melting.... Admit it.

-melted-

Man, how can people like Sokmui or Priscilla NOT like Jay?! Awwww...

-.-"

Fine, I know I sound like a lovesick idiot who's crazy about some dimple guy with small eyes. BUT, this is not just SOME guy. This's JAY. Jay spelled J-A-Y. HOW CAN YOU RESIST HIM?! How can you not fall for JAY?

You know something? I think I'm going to idolise Jay for life. One day without listening to his songs makes me uncomfortable. I can't live without his songs, really really really can't. You've no idea how much I suffered at OBS not because we don't have cooked food to eat, but because I HAVE NO ACCESS TO JAY'S SONGS.

If there ever comes a day when I go deaf, I think I'll cry so much that I become blind as well. And then I'll just die because not only I can't listen to Jay's songs, I can't watch Jay videos, read Jay magazines, look at Jay pictures, read Jay's books anymore...

Doesn't that sound like the End of the World.

Imagine.

One day, you wake up and realise there's no Jay poster staring down at you from the ceiling. You look everywhere and to your horror, you can't find the gigantic Jay November's Chopin poster or the Initial D poster or the gigantic Jay calender or any other Jay posters. You think, this must be a nightmare, WAKE UP!

But! You're awake. This is not a dream. It's for real. You search high and low for the posters, but to your horror again! You can't find any. Nervous, you went to where you usually keep your Jay stuff to see if you've accidentally misplaced them there. TO YOUR ULTIMATE HORROR, YOU REALISE ALL YOUR JAY STUFF ARE GONE.

Your Jay potato chips, Jay instant noodles, Grandeur D Major, Iron Box of An Island, the Initial D books, Jay's biography, Jay stickers, Jay magazine covers, Jay newspaper cutouts, Jay files, Jay pencil case, Jay badges, Jay shirt, Jay watch, Jay calender, Jay bookmarks, Jay soft toy, Jay figurine ARE ALL GONE.

You scream.

Your mother comes running to you, asking you what happened. You're too stunned to speak.

"...The....Jay...J...a....y... Gone..."

Your mother gives you a puzzled look. "Jay? Who's Jay?"

"Jay... Chou..."

"Jay Chou? Is there such a person? Are you imagining things?"

Unable to accept the fact that everything about Jay had been imagined by you, you switched on your com and log on to the internet. You typed "Jay Chou" at Google and awaited for the results to show. You know for sure there will come a total of 13,342,543,555,781 results. You memorised that number by heart. Anytime there comes a new site with Jay Chou on it, you'll know exactly what site it is.

"0 reults. Please check for spelling error."

SPELLING ERROR?! THERE'S NO SPELLING ERROR IN JAY CHOU!!

Unconvinced still, you call the ultimate Jay fan Meigui at 906189**. A sleepy Meigui picks up the phone.

"...Hello?"

"TELL ME JAY CHOU EXISTS!"

"Jay Chou exists."

"YAY!!! I KNEW I DIDN'T IMAGINE IT!!"

"Can I go to sleep now....?"

"YES!! THANK YOU!!"

"*yawns* Okay, I'm awake already. Who's Jay Chou?"

!!!

Hahahahahahaha. No way man, no way. Jay exists. Jay exists. I love Jay. I love Jay. I love Jay. *chants 41627846127868176 times*

I LOVE JAY. :)

♥ No sun on a Sunday

I found the song! :) Lol. I'm referring to Love of My Life. It's in the background now, but it takes some time to load.

Sunday, but no sun leh. (Lameshit) It's been raining since yesterday. I heard some places were flooded. Lol. Aye, but I prefer this weather to sunny days. :) Just that it's abit cold.

Hey, I miss Pulau Ubin.

...

Lol. Correction. I miss OBS. Haha. I miss sleeping in tents. Oh yar, Ann's tent is still with me. But I can't pitch a tent at home what. -.-"

Aye. I'm bored. Have a nice day! :)

Saturday, January 07, 2006
♥ Love of My Life

Love of My Life

Love of my life,
You hurt me,
You broken my heart,
Now you leave me

Love of my life can't you see,
Bring it back bring it back,
Don't take it away from me,
Because you don't know what it means to me

Love of my life don't leave me,
You've stolen my love you now desert me,

Love of my life can't you see,
Bring it back bring it back,
Don't take it away from me,
Because you don't know what it means to me

You will remember when this is blown over,
And everything's all by the way,
When I grow older,
I will be there at your side,
To remind how I still love you
I still love you
I still love you

Hurry back hurry back,
Don't take it away from me,
Because you don't know what it means to me

Love of my life,
Love of my life

Saturday! :) Slept a long time this morning.

By the way, this song is so Sokmui. Lol. The type of si ren ge. Haha.

Off to do my homework. :)

Friday, January 06, 2006
♥ New layout :)

New layout. It feels so wrong not to have a Jay layout. Lol.

School's the same. Lessons, this and that and this and that. Mr Yu started this blah blah talk with us because most of us didn't do the worksheet. Aye. Told you I felt that he's sick of 4/1 already. Other lessons were fine. I tried hard not to sleep in any lessons and amazingly succeeded, but I wasn't paying attention during Literature because more than half the lesson was spent on Admin work. =/

We're still changing classrooms, I guess, even though most of us didn't want to, because of the lockers. Reason being, the school insists. I don't know how many other things there are in this world that the school insists (I've lost count, and/or can't be bothered to count), but Major Chong changed the class tag three hours after we told Heng we don't want to change classroom.

Anyway, today's Friday.

Which is, not a good day.

Because, okay, I just never really like Fridays. Lol. For some reasons, I just don't like Fridays. Although Friday is the end of school week and that means we have 2 days to sleep late before we've to wake up at 5am again, I still don't like Fridays. Maybe it's the name, or maybe because I've always felt there's something called Friday the 13th. Or maybe because Fridays spells like Physics. Okay fine, it doesn't. But see the link between them? I don't like both.

I actually completed the Maths homework. Ya lar, I did Question 9 twice, stop laughing void. I finished my Chinese and you didn't. And, I helped you talk your mother into believing you are doing homework. Which is unbelievable. It's amazing how some things can function without a brain isn't it.

I'm sleepy. I'm falling asleep. This entry sounds bored, sleepy and tired. I'm a little bit of all.

Fine. I shall say a joke.

Once upon a time, there lived a Jiahao. The end.
(Don't laugh and you like Synyeow/Peihung.)

See, I knew it. Even Jiahao is laughing at himself.

...

Fine, I'll try thinking up better jokes tomorrow. Gone, sleeping. :)

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Hey, it's the third day of school and it seems like, erm, Sec 4 life isn't that good afterall?

Okay, not like it's been very good to start with. But I didn't expect other classes to be facing problems on the first few days of school. I heard from Priscilla that people in 4/4 can be fighting with each other for seats. Not literally fighting lar, but aiyah, don't know what to say, but it just seems very different from my class. And groups of people disliking each other to the core. 4/7 too, I guess. And it seems really like 4/1's the only Sec 4 class that has a little (be humble mah) class spirit.

Another thing is, today's English banding. Miss Heng says it's according to results. I was sitting on the first row in 4/4 today during English lesson, trying to look at the class list she has in her hands. And the banding is definitely NOT according to results. She told us the lowest score in the Band one class is a very high B3. I thought so too, because I saw a 67 on the list. But Priscilla actually saw someone with a score of 64. 64 in Band one?! What crap. -.-

And I bet you my Jay Chou poster there are people in my class, people like Weiwen or Jiaru, whose English are definitely better than me, and they can actually get into Band 3.

I'll be happy just to stay in Band two. No idea, but I'm sitting beside Sumaiyah because she asked me if she can sit beside me. And obviously, I can't say no right. -.-" Besides, there are 46 people in Band one and there weren't enough seats around.

Ha. Anything lar. I should count myself lucky since I got Miss Heng instead of Ashari or Goh who have so many people complaining about.

By the way, I think Mdm Wong is great to the power of infinite. (That's so Maths.) Most of us actually understood what she's talking about, right? At least there are people who bother to raise their hands and stop her when they're lost and things like that. I'm either half asleep or totally asleep in Mrs Vijay's lessons. I hope my dream about scoring A1 for AMaths can come true without Son having to possess me or anything. Lol.

And and! Theresa Lim is SO ON LAR! Never seen a teacher as on as her. Makes us all want to sit up straight and pay attention during her lesson. She's really like, a superwoman or something. She can go on talking and talking for one hour, not pausing at all! And after the lesson, if you sit down and think what she's actually done in that one hour, you'll be shocked because it's like, SO MUCH! :D Haha. She can go through all her expectations (so many), talk about what she wants us to have for every lesson, conduct a vote for the class rep, appoint AV reps, change our "geographical location", group us, give out next lesson's notes, get us to copy down the first 4 items on the Contents page, tell us to read MC's Page one to six for next lesson, tell us to pester the bookshop for the books, check our attire from time to time (nametags etc) AND STILL FIND TIME TO TELL JOKES! Lol!

I think we've gotten all the best teachers for each subject already. What more can we ask for? What, you want Mrs Goh for Lit Elec meh. Tsk.

Okay wait. Mr Yu. I sense he doesn't like us. Or is it just me? But it seems like he's sick of 4/1 or something. =/

Okay lar. So far so good. Still a long way to go before Sec school is over.

By the way, for those who haven't known yet, Miss Heng smsed me this afternoon. 4/1's switching classroom with 3/7, 1st level, Monday onwards.

Somehow, I'm feeling bloody sleepy and tired. Maybe it's because it's raining. Or something. I don't know what. Must be because I didn't sleep at all in school today. Lol.

Have a nice day tomorrow. :)

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Been quite some time since I blog, huh?

School's started, mah, so I'm sleeping early and be guai and wake up on time and not sleep in class and pay attention to teachers and watch how the teachers scare us with things like O Levels are coming and the Sec 4s last year wasn't prepared at all and they started panicking in June and we should be studying now and we should be putting in our hearts and souls and this is our last lap and the principal stresses on results and we have a lame Final Lap course on the first day of school and we aren't allowed to fall asleep during that and that crap actually costs $6 and we are Sec 4s already and we should be setting examples and we should be following all the school rules and we shouldn't have low belts and we shouldn't have low socks and we shouldn't have spiky hair and we shouldn't have long fringe and we shouldn't sleep in class and we shouldn't look sloppy and we shouldn't wear ear sticks and we must greet teachers and teachers can scold us if we don't greet them and if we fail one subject we become one type of precious stone and if we fail two subjects we become another type of stone and if we fail alot of subjects we finally can become diamond and the school is becoming a jewellery store and two people have to stand on a single yellow dot for assembly and if we don't do that we stay back for practice and the principal is everything and the teachers are all listening to the principal and the teachers are going to be strict about everything and we cannot be late for any lessons and we must be always ready for the principal to walk past our class and our classroom is on the 4th floor and we have to go for freaking assemblys with no announcements other than which class stays back for practice how to line up and this and that and this and that and this and that.

School's great. I'm not going to complain about any single thing.

Every single teacher has the same opening speech anyway. I call it the "Talk to Sec 4 must use speech". I like my new teachers anyway. It seems like, 4/1 is the lucky class that got all the best teachers across the level. No sarcasm in this sentence. Really lar, I like my new teachers, I'm not being sarcastic.

Unfortunately, however, the chairman of 4/1.... Guess who?






















































Not Syn Yeow lar, moron. If it's him, I would have requested to retain and stay in 3/8 by now. I'm still in 4/1. I have to be, the chairman's me. Nah, don't have to laugh at me. The vice's Jiahao. Alright, now you can laugh at us. Aiyah, I like 4/1. And normally Mr Ang looks for form teachers if he catches belts or socks or hair or earsticks or not greeting teachers or this or that (too much to list out again), not the chairman. The most I do is to call to the class to sing birthday songs what. The rest I'll leave it to Jiahao. :D

Today's the first day of lessons. I LOVE LESSONS. Okay, that was sarcastic. But I didn't sleep at all during lessons today! Partly because I'm afraid of Po to be walking around in search of pregnant ducks but caught a sleeping pig instead. LOL. Very soon Anderson will become an animal farm too, next to jewellery store. So we'll be pregnant ducks covered with diamonds? Man, was Mr Ang talking about school image this morning?

Another reason why I wasn't sleeping, I have a Gillian beside me and a Weixin behind me. Not that they're loud enough to wake me up, but when Weixin is concerned, I don't want to risk having her to do things to me when I'm asleep. I never know what "lameshit" she can come up with. What if one day I wake up in class to find that Weixin has pleasantly placed a Synyeow beside my tableside. Woah. I'll be scared to death.

And of course! My ultimate aim! My motivation! He hasn't been sleeping, has he? If he hasn't, how could I?! I must give it to him mah! :D

Okay lar, bye bye, I've to be guai and finish my homework and sleep and wake up tomorrow to be the pink angel with three halos and stars dropping out of the ears tomorrow. HAHA. I'll wear white stockings, wig the style of Mdm Hee, belt that measures up to 20cm for the waist at the waist, and my schoolbag the height of the parachute bag to school tomorrow. Lol. I promise, I owe you $10 if I do that.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Currently it's 1pm of 1st January 2006. I just counted, there's only 42 hours left to 7pm of 3rd January 2006. And minus away an average of 8 hours we sleep per night, there's like 26 hours left awake till school reopens.

Sad huh. But I'm bloody happy.

I've got a week's MC.

*SMILES*

I got it yesterday, which means I have absolutely no need to attend school for the first week. I've got food poisoning. :D Aren't I the most lucky person ever on the world.

But then again, I want to go to school on the first day. -.-" We won't be studying what. Lol. I want to see all the new teachers. LOL. But if I go on the first day, there's no reason for me not to go on the other days, right?

And actually, I'm rather okay already. I'll feel sick only if I don't take my medicine. But I got a week's MC because the medicine will make me drowsy. Right! Decided! I'll go to school, take me medicine in school, and then sleep in class like nobody's business because the medicine makes me drowsy! And if any teacher asks, I'll flash my MC and look like some innocent kid that likes school SO MUCH to not miss it. :D

Nah, don't puke. I didn't quite mean the innocent kid part too.

By the way, my new year resolution for 2006 is:
1024 X 768. I always used that for my desktop.

HAHAHAHA. I'm just trying to be funny.

Anyway, my real new year resolution for 2006 is:
To not have any resolution so that I'll break no resolutions.

Haha!

I'm still happy over the fact that Mr Ang is NOT our form teacher next year. I think that's a great Christmas/New Year gift. It's enough to keep me happy for the rest of the year. But he'll most probably be our Physics teacher still, no? Haiz, I still prefer Mr Yu, he lets me sleep in class and don't bloody give a damn. HAHA. The last lesson I remember staying awake by him is *looks up and wonder* ERM, light? LOL!

That aside, I'll still prefer Mdm Neo to the new teacher next year. Heh, don't give me that look. I know all of us can't stand her voice, but she's the teacher next on the list of Teachers Who Let Me Sleep In Class. She's ranked second, however, because she did complain about us not paying attention. Mr Yu didn't even mention a damn thing. Haha!

Third on the chart will be Mrs Vijay! But she woke me up once, haha! In her lessons, you have to be careful, to sleep like you're copying notes/having a stomachache. It works wonders. :D

I guess the only teachers whose lessons I pay attention to would be Mrs Lee, Huang Zhu Ren, and perhaps erm, Mr Yeo? Haha! Never sleep in Mr Leow's or Mdm Hasniza's lessons man. Mr Leow loves to creep up from behind and give you a scare when you're deep in sleep. I've got three attacks during the mole calculation crap. And Mdm Hasniza, no matter how I try to get the perfect angle where I seem to be hidden from her view, she gets me no matter what. Countless times, she caught me sleeping. =/

Got to go! :D Bye! Have a nice day!