Sunday, May 06, 2007
♥ SGN and STSK

Nine twenty one. I'm sitting in front of a com that's not mine, with a siao geen na on my left eating a mini toblerone and a (don't dare to type in any adjectives) Sharon behind on the bed. Oh, she's threatening me now and I've to type what she says.

She just said, "Where got, siao COUGHS COUGHS. Crazy girl. Tell the whole world what's happening. I'm going to kill you. Muahahahahahaha."

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I just typed a whole paragraph but thrashed it because it sounded dumb. And the serial killer said it's wasted. Lala, too bad. I'll try recycling it some other time. -.-

And this crazy com is so lag that Yi Ge Ren Sheng Huo comes out in two or three words at a time. EH NOT BAD. 11 WORDS LEH. 17 WORDS!! WOAH NEW RECORD. I think it'll be 10pm by the time this song plays finish.

Lalalalala.

Siao Geen Na said What. And is now attacking me with a mini toblerone. I'M NOT LAGGING LAH. At least I felt the impact of the toblerone hitting me. OEI. There's two weird people taking turns to attack me. AND Yi Ge Ren Sheng Huo stopped playing already. Stupid lag com.

Siao Geen Na can't stop laughing at nothing. And STSK (Sharon the Serial Killer) just appeared on my right to take her "typical medicine smell cough syrup" so that she can stop COUGH COUGH COUGH. -.- Oh she disappeared again. My, she has super powers?! WOAHHHHH. Ah, she appeared again. And she's scolding her com stupid. Of course it's stupid. It's been 9 minutes and a 4 minutes song hasn't finished playing. What a stupid com. Stupid.

STSK is talking to herself. No, she's talking to the cough syrup. And now she wants to pour the cough syrup on the stupid com because it's 10 minutes already and the 4 minutes song STILL HAVEN'T PLAY FINISH. -.- And STSK just spilled some cough syrup on the floor. Poor floor.

And our poor ears are suffering because Siao Geen Na got sick of waiting for the speakers to play Yi Ge Ren Sheng Huo so she started singing it on her own. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

THE SONG FINISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fourteen minutes, not bad lah. Ten minutes lag time nia.

I. AM. Bored.

Siao Geen Na says I always ruin her reputation (as if she had a reputation to start with in the first place). Nah, I shall not be so mean. So I'll say the very few nice things about her.

Er.

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She's. Um. Crazy. Eh, that's not really a nice thing. Wait arh, I think.

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Er, she's. Er. Funny. (Stop laughing at my attempt to be nice.) She's.... ERM. Waiting for me to say some nice things about her. I should just ask her what she wants me to type. So, yes? What do you want me to say?

Ah, she walked away. Okay lah, she can sing well. (I can't believe I said that, don't tell Mr Santa I lied.) And er, okay, she's a leader with sensitivity, who can serve with honour, and has scholarship with creativity, and loyalty with integrity (eh? Those are school values -.-).

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Sigh.

I shall ask STSK for good points of SGN.

STSK: No comments. I don't wish to lie.

STSK is always a killer of few words.

Okay lah, since today is Sunday and Sunday is supposed to be a happy day because Sun is a happy thing, we shall all be nice and say some great things about SGN, that is.

SGN IS NICE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOoOOoooOooO!

And may she find her true happiness with the Sun so that her Sundays are Sunny. (We'll try not to say that that's impossible. Oops I just said it.)

Too long a post. STSK is complaining. Bye!