Thursday, November 03, 2005

You know, one thing I can't really stand is people screaming. Of course, unless it's at Jay's concert or if you've been robbed of 700 lollipops, then it's logical to scream. But other than that, I don't really see the need to scream.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

On November 1st, I received the beloved Jay album together with the poster of the most shuai person on Earth. Well, on the same day, my mother started babysitting my neighbour's baby son. I was so happy that day, because the baby is so ultra cute and Jay is so ultra (X1000) shuai.
But all good things come to an end, don't it. Yesterday at 3pm I put up my Jay poster on the wall beside my cupboard, straightened all possible creases and sat there staring at it for more than 45 minutes, until Priscilla smsed me and asked if I want to go to Layjia's house to celebrate Zanyu's birthday.

I left home at 4pm. I stayed overnight at Layjia's house.

At this point of time, I have to grab my hundred and seventh tissue to wipe my tears. Also, I feel like knocking myself onto the wall for the two hundred and ninety-ninth time, and then kill myself for the four hundred and third time. WHY?!

WHY HASN'T IT CROSSED MY DUMB MIND THAT I SHOULD NOT LEAVE MY JAY POSTER UNATTENDED, HELPLESS AGAINST ALL DANGERS ON EARTH?! HOW CAN I BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE AS TO LEAVE JAY, UNGUARDED, UNPROTECTED, LEAVING HIM TO FEND FOR HIMSELF JUST LIKE THAT?!!!

I think you should be able to guess what happened. Yes, that baby. THAT BABY. If I have three dollars I'll hire Sokmui to kill the baby, serious.

Don't worry, the poster is not in shreds. It's not that bad lar. Just three pieces only mah. THREE PIECES ONLY MAH. BUY ONE GET TWO FREE MAH. NOT THAT BAD ACTUALLY RIGHT.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, my mother tried to offer an explanation. Not that I gave her the chance to anyway. She was busy protecting the baby because I swore I was contemplating how to strangle the baby without being discovered. No, I don't need any explanation. I need the poster. I need some goddamn spell to be cast so that MY JAY POSTER CAN BECOME ONE PIECE AGAIN.

*grabs hundred and eighth tissue*

I officially declare war with anybody who comes forward to tell me:

1) It's just a poster.
2) It was accidental, he's just a baby.
3) Who ask you to paste the poster there?
4) Don't tear also tear le, what can you do?
5) You have other posters also mah. What's the big deal?

HEAR MY REPLY.

1) It's just a poster. It's just a Jay poster. Oh no, it's just THE Jay poster. It's just the Jay poster of November's Chopin. It's just the Jay poster of November's Chopin that I've been waiting for like hell. It's just the ultra (X10000) shuai Jay poster of November's Chopin that I've been waiting for like hell. It's just the ultra (X10000) shuai Jay poster of November's Chopin that I've been waiting for like hell and treasure like it's the last bit of oxygen on Earth. Oh my, this sentence is gramatically wrong. The word JUST can't be used. How can you use JUST for the ultra (X10000) shuai Jay poster of November's Chopin that I've been waiting for like hell and treasure like it's the last bit of oxygen of Earth?! You get me now?! It's not JUST a poster. It's the ultra (X10000) shuai Jay poster of November's Chopin that I've been waiting for like hell and treasure like it's the last bit of oxygen of Earth. YOU UNDERSTAND?!

2) It was accidental. I understand that perfectly. But you know, in car accidents, the driver gets charged for ramming into a walking human. I'm not going to sue the baby, don't worry. I won't let him off this easily, duh. I believe accidents do occur sometimes. In this case, Jay is unfortunate enough to been torn into three. And so I'm sad. Case closed. He's just a baby. AGAIN, the word JUST. He's not JUST a baby. He's THE baby who tore the ultra (X10000) shuai Jay poster of November's Chopin that I've been waiting for like hell and treasure like it's the last bit of oxygen on Earth into three. I repeat, he's the baby who tore the ultra (X10000) shuai Jay poster of November's Chopin that I've been waiting for like hell and treasure like it's the last bit of oxygen on Earth into three. GROW UP QUICK!!! I WANT TO FIGHT YOU.

3) Who ask me to paste the poster there. (sinks into self-imposed depression) I'm willing to accept all punishments, including the Sokmui treatment. Give it to me.

4) Don't tear also tear le. What else can I do. I can start adapting myself to breathe in carbon dioxide, because my last bit of oxygen on Earth has been robbed from me. I can start saving 3 dollars so that I can hire Sokmui to kill the baby. I can eat the blue tack up, at least they managed to see Jay for the last time, I DIDN'T.

5) I have other posters too. What's the big deal man. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?! Must I repeat, that this poster is the ultra (X10000) shuai Jay poster of November's Chopin that I've been waiting for like hell and treasure like it's the last bit of oxygen on Earth. Right. What's the big deal man. I don't give a damn. Really.

*grabs hundred and ninth tissue*

The poster is barely two days old.

Sandy: Hey! Look on the bright side! At least you got to see the three pieces before it became six!

...

Sandy: And and! At least the poster is one year old!

...

Man. I just killed Sandy for the 928165937516th time today. Some morons just can't stop giving stupid comments they call consoles. I call those comments "an attempt to test if I can kill half as well as how Sokmui do".

I'M VERY ANGRY.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

"You know, one thing I can't really stand is people screaming. Of course, unless it's at Jay's concert or if you've been robbed of 700 lollipops, then it's logical to scream. But other than that, I don't really see the need to scream."

I forgot to add, that if your ultra (X10000) shuai Jay poster of November's Chopin that you've been waiting for like hell and treasure like it's the last bit of oxygen on Earth gets torn up into three by a baby, it's very logical to scream.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH