Saturday, July 22, 2006
♥ Join the BLUFF SON CLUB

17 July to 22 July, that's 5 days without entries. Actually I've been signing into Blogger almost everytime I come online, which is everyday. And I always come to this page, the Posting page, and just stopped there. Because I'll be chatting with people over MSN and surfing blogs and watching Initial D on youtube and doing many other things at the same time. Like, eating, reading, listening to music and blah blah blah.

Basically, I'm just too lazy to blog, and am finding other excuses for myself for not blogging.

Today's Saturday, and man, look at the time. It's only 8.30am. I woke up at 5.50am today and ran around the house thinking I'm going to be late. Then I rushed into the toilet to bathe. I only realised it's bloody Saturday when I'm deciding whether to wear half school U or full school U to school. And then I remembered about Racial Harmony Day, and then I remembered Racial Harmony Day PASSED ALREADY. And so I remembered it's Saturday today, and realised how dumb I am.

I went back to bed after that, although I couldn't really sleep. Because Sandy keeps laughing at me.

Sometimes I really wonder why people can get SO dumb. Okay, it doesn't really concern me why people can get so dumb. But me? Why am I so dumb sometimes?!

You know, last night I smsed Spiky "Don't be too sad about your phone le! :D" after knowing he lost his phone at some Toa Payoh place after playing lan games. And if you remembered reading in one of my past entries, I did the exact same thing when Fiona lost her phone. Except that time I took a whole 15 minutes before realising she's not going to read the message because, duh, she lost her phone. This time I took like, 3 minutes or so. Which is a major improvement already. So shut up.

Okay, enough about me being dumb.

People, Son doesn't know what is a beetle. I just have to tell the whole world. He thought a beetle is a cockroach. AND he pronounce cockroach as cock roach. He's so funny can. As in, he's funny in the it's-funny-laughing-at-him sense. LOL. Yesterday was the best man. You know those kind of fancy thing you put up for decoration? Those commonly seen on Christmas trees. The one which was on our Best Banner Award hamper. The one that looked like this:



The red and orange and yellow prickly thing. Haha. We hang it on our noticeboard, and this was what happened.

During Maths lesson...

Son: Eh, what's that thing called? (pointing to the noticeboard) It's not called ribbon right?
Me: You ask Mdm Wong lah.

Son: Mdm Wong, what's that? (pointing to the noticeboard)
Mdm Wong: HARH! SON! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THAT?!!
Son: ... What's that?
Mdm Wong: SON! HOW COULD YOU. That's our Singapore culture, you know. It's a tradition, every class will hang one. It's to ensure that the students get good results. You don't know arh?
Son: Harh? Where got such thing!
Mdm Wong: Got! Haiyoh, you don't even know this. Must make sure it's exactly this length somemore, if not it won't work.

Me: (LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY)
Son: -deep in thought- Harh... So superstitious. Why other classes don't have?

(Yixin and Angel join in the Bluff Son Act)
Yixin: Other classes don't want others to know they hang this mah. They don't want people to think they kiasu, but our class don't mind what.
Me: Yah lah, other classes sure got one. Just that they don't hang it on their noticeboards. You go ask your other scholar friends lah. They sure know one lor. Not like you, come TWO years liao still don't know!!
Son: -deep in thought- Oh... I see I see.

Mdm Wong: You don't believe you ask Mr Yu lah. Later you all got Physics right? You go ask Mr Yu what's that, see what he say.

During Physics...

Son: Mr Yu, what's that arh? (pointing at noticeboard)
Mr Yu: What what's that?
Son: That thing. Mdm Wong says it's something holy.
Mr Yu: Orh... That. What did Mdm Wong tell you?
Son: She says it's something to make us get good results, and we must respect it.
Mr Yu: Yah lah, you don't know meh? You know the story behind it? Got story behind it one leh.
Son: Really? What's the story?
Mr Yu: Next time then I tell you.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Then Son didn't know how to do one Physics question.)
Me: See lah, Son! You never respect that thing then now cannot do this question liao. You don't respect somemore wait you cannot study arh!
Son: No~ I respected it what. I never didn't respect it what!
Me: You sit directly in front of it somemore leh. You cannot don't believe in it arh. Wait we all results not good we all blame you arh!
Son: Eh. Haha. So superstitious. Every class have one?
Me: Yah lah. Our class last year also got what.
Son: No. Don't have.
Me: Got. It's at the back of the class. Behind there. Got lah. Sure have one.
Son: No~ Don't have.
Me: Orh.. You don't believe in it again liao right.
Son: No no no no no. I believe I believe.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

It's BLOODY FUNNY bluffing Son. Really. I so enjoy doing it.

Nothing much to blog about really. Life's pretty boring.

Have a nice weekend! :D