Friday, June 30, 2006
♥ A NICE FRIDAY :D

Before I say what I want to say this post, I really want to know, though I don't know how to go about finding out.

Is the "Jonathan" in the blog really the Jonathan sec 3 guy who's in badminton, unfortunately? Uh, because I don't think he's dumb enough not to realise I hate him so much and IT actually refers to him and he shouldn't tag using such a polite tone and yah yah yah. Okay wait, maybe he's dumb enough, but that's not the point. The point is, doesn't he realise that tagging at my blog means I might just type one whole entry to tell the world how pathetic he is? How come he's not in my blog? That's a good thing what.

Oh, I mean, change all those "him" and "he" in the previous paragraph to "its" and "it". I wasn't talking about my pet, lah. Although some ugly things are cute, but this one, uh, definitely isn't. I won't want an ugly pet. NOT ALL UGLY THINGS ARE CUTE. This one's just Ugly, spelled with the big U.

Although I still think it can't be it.

Anyway, speaking of cute, I think Kaka is super cute. NO HE'S NOT UGLY. Don't you get it. Most ugly things are cute (excluding IT) but not all cute things have to be ugly. As in, all ugly things are cute except IT but not all cute things are ugly, which goes to say ugly things is a subset of cute things and IT is a completely outcast set that is plotted in some dark dark corner of the world where no one bothers to look. Ah, I'm confusing you. Hooray.

And oh yah, never order a cake from Four Leaves. I just have to remind you again. That's why, if I'm you I'll try my best not to offend me. I'm really really mean. Not medium, not mode, but mean. Hahahahahaha. And I'm beginning to enjoy terrorising Son. He's really scared of me, I wonder why. Hahahahaha!

I can't remember what is it that I want to blog about already. All IT's fault. You know, I always wanted 7 kids in the future right. If by accident I have a 8th one, I might just name it Jonathan and then throw it away. Oh wait, that's my child. Why would I give HIM/HER such a disgusting, revolting, sickening, nauseating, repelling, atrocious, foul, horrid, nasty, unwholesome, vile, hideous, ghastly, gruesome, horrible, lurid name?! I'll just think up a nicer name that's all. Besides, both 8 and 7 are lucky numbers what.

A 9th? Uh, 9 is a nice number too. Because nine and nice has the difference of only one alphabet. Tahahaha. Maybe I'll name one of my kids Hey. So cool huh. Imagine saying "Hey Hey."

-_-

Okay sorry. I forgot I'm only 16. But I'm getting married in 7 years time what, and 7 years isn't very long you know. If I think up a name a year I'll have just nice 7 names to name my children in future. OKAY WAIT. O LEVELS ARE SO NEAR AND I SHOULDN'T BE THINKING HOW CUTE MY CHILDREN ARE GOING TO BE.

AND NO MY CHILDREN'S CUTE DOES NOT BELONG TO THE SUBSET CALLED UGLY.

Mine's the Cute that intercepts pretty, lovable, adorable, sweet, attractive, enchanting, enticing, gorgeous, ravishing, stunning and so on. Ah. I think I'm going crazy.

Ah anyway, we've a long weekend because Monday is Youth Day holiday so we needn't go school. But Priscilla says "a long weekend" is wrong because the weekend can never be longer or shorter. It's always two days. You just get Monday as a holiday too, and Monday is not part of weekend, so yah.

I'm thinking of trying out one week without phone. I mean handphone. Just to irritate those people who keep calling in the middle of the night to disturb my sleep. Okay lah, not really in the middle of the night. My idea of in the middle of the night can be like 8pm or 9pm, so not exactly these people's fault. BUT WAKING ME UP IS JUST WRONG LAH! I don't care! LOL!

No lah, as in just try out whether I can live without a handphone. People who sms me often knows that I reply almost instantaneously. So, just to irritate these people because they have to keep checking their handphones to see if I've replied so that they can scold me for taking that long to reply. LOL. Long, as in, after one week. Whee! So fun!

And just so that the next time Starhub's fucked up and there's no reception at my house again, the starhub operator need not hear my vulgarities because I may not give a damn. Haha. And also so that I can save on my handphone bills. And also so that I need not keep charging my handphone. And also so that I can spend my time smsing on other more meaningful things. And also so that the next time some sms I don't wish to see comes in, I won't see it.

Uh anyway, I kind of feel unrestrained today. Which is good, because I keep feeling suffocated these few days, which dampens my moods and everything. I came home rather late today.

:D

So, today's a nice day. Hey. This's the first time I said Friday is a nice day! THIS IS THE FIRST NICE FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOWWWWWWWW!!! :D

I kind of miss Sandy, by the way. I wonder how's she doing at OBS, whether she's tanned and all. Or maybe the tent collapse on her and she dies in it. Or maybe she choked on the canned hotdogs because it's dark and she can't see what she's eating. Or maybe she mistook the beehive as a pineapple and ate it.

-_-

I got to go. :( No entries for the next three days. :(

No no no! No sad faces!! Today's a NICE FRIDAY! :D

:D