Saturday, December 09, 2006
♥ Dear Santa

I haven't written my letter to Santa this year. So I'm going to do it now, since it's still two hours before I leave home to meet the Tallie, aka One Of The Two Twin Towers, aka GoggleGirl (sounds so cute). Ah ha.

Dear Santa,

Hello. I hope you're still alive, although it's quite impossible since you've been alive for SO long already. I've seen cartoons featuring you that were made some 20 years ago. And you've been alive since my grandmother was born. I bet you're dead by now lah. That's why you never respond to any of my Christmas wishes. But still, I'm going to continue writing letters to you because

1. I've nothing better to do.
2. Maybe you're Bounto (Bleach talk) and so you're always alive until Ichigo comes along and kill you.
3. You may be dead but maybe your ghost still collects these dumb letters and read them.
4. Maybe you gave birth to mini Santas during your ultra long life span.

So, as I've always said in my previous letters, even though they're not really true, I've been a very good girl this year. For instance, I helped a bird cross the road the other day. It could have been knocked down by the oncoming car because judging by its looks, I'm pretty sure it's a damn dumb bird that's going to fly straight into the car. So being nice, I helped it cross the road. I led it by crossing the road myself. It then followed suit and flew above me. Thus, I saved a bird's life.

And that's only one of the many instances I've been a well-behaved child this year. Not to mention the times I helped Sandy, Tommy, Ali, Sunny, Sadistic (Sokmui's imaginary friend) cross the road. :)

Alright. Enough of me being nice. This letter's getting too long. Now let me tell you about my Christmas wish.

Actually I've too many Christmas wishes. And that's partly because you never ever fufill any of my past Christmas wishes and so they keep accumulating. -.- Nevermind. Maybe it's really time I grow up and stop believing in you.

Anyway, my past Christmas wishes include:

1. Sending Jonathan to Mars.
2. Sending Haobo to the Sun.
3. Exterminating all worms and worm-like creatures from this Earth.

Maybe those were really too much for you to handle. Maybe I should just wish for something simpler like a green and yellow striped rose. Sigh. Okay then, my wish this year is a green and yellow striped rose. You better get it for me alright, it's SO much simpler already. Stop giving me excuses like you're dead or what. Do your work Santa.

And if by any chance you feel guilty of making the angelic me, with a halo and pink stars dropping out of the ears, disappointed, you can always grant me my previous Christmas wishes. :)

But I'll be contented by just the green and yellow striped rose still. :)

Lots of love and hatred if you continue ignoring my letters,
Meigui