Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Been quite some time since I blog, huh?

School's started, mah, so I'm sleeping early and be guai and wake up on time and not sleep in class and pay attention to teachers and watch how the teachers scare us with things like O Levels are coming and the Sec 4s last year wasn't prepared at all and they started panicking in June and we should be studying now and we should be putting in our hearts and souls and this is our last lap and the principal stresses on results and we have a lame Final Lap course on the first day of school and we aren't allowed to fall asleep during that and that crap actually costs $6 and we are Sec 4s already and we should be setting examples and we should be following all the school rules and we shouldn't have low belts and we shouldn't have low socks and we shouldn't have spiky hair and we shouldn't have long fringe and we shouldn't sleep in class and we shouldn't look sloppy and we shouldn't wear ear sticks and we must greet teachers and teachers can scold us if we don't greet them and if we fail one subject we become one type of precious stone and if we fail two subjects we become another type of stone and if we fail alot of subjects we finally can become diamond and the school is becoming a jewellery store and two people have to stand on a single yellow dot for assembly and if we don't do that we stay back for practice and the principal is everything and the teachers are all listening to the principal and the teachers are going to be strict about everything and we cannot be late for any lessons and we must be always ready for the principal to walk past our class and our classroom is on the 4th floor and we have to go for freaking assemblys with no announcements other than which class stays back for practice how to line up and this and that and this and that and this and that.

School's great. I'm not going to complain about any single thing.

Every single teacher has the same opening speech anyway. I call it the "Talk to Sec 4 must use speech". I like my new teachers anyway. It seems like, 4/1 is the lucky class that got all the best teachers across the level. No sarcasm in this sentence. Really lar, I like my new teachers, I'm not being sarcastic.

Unfortunately, however, the chairman of 4/1.... Guess who?






















































Not Syn Yeow lar, moron. If it's him, I would have requested to retain and stay in 3/8 by now. I'm still in 4/1. I have to be, the chairman's me. Nah, don't have to laugh at me. The vice's Jiahao. Alright, now you can laugh at us. Aiyah, I like 4/1. And normally Mr Ang looks for form teachers if he catches belts or socks or hair or earsticks or not greeting teachers or this or that (too much to list out again), not the chairman. The most I do is to call to the class to sing birthday songs what. The rest I'll leave it to Jiahao. :D

Today's the first day of lessons. I LOVE LESSONS. Okay, that was sarcastic. But I didn't sleep at all during lessons today! Partly because I'm afraid of Po to be walking around in search of pregnant ducks but caught a sleeping pig instead. LOL. Very soon Anderson will become an animal farm too, next to jewellery store. So we'll be pregnant ducks covered with diamonds? Man, was Mr Ang talking about school image this morning?

Another reason why I wasn't sleeping, I have a Gillian beside me and a Weixin behind me. Not that they're loud enough to wake me up, but when Weixin is concerned, I don't want to risk having her to do things to me when I'm asleep. I never know what "lameshit" she can come up with. What if one day I wake up in class to find that Weixin has pleasantly placed a Synyeow beside my tableside. Woah. I'll be scared to death.

And of course! My ultimate aim! My motivation! He hasn't been sleeping, has he? If he hasn't, how could I?! I must give it to him mah! :D

Okay lar, bye bye, I've to be guai and finish my homework and sleep and wake up tomorrow to be the pink angel with three halos and stars dropping out of the ears tomorrow. HAHA. I'll wear white stockings, wig the style of Mdm Hee, belt that measures up to 20cm for the waist at the waist, and my schoolbag the height of the parachute bag to school tomorrow. Lol. I promise, I owe you $10 if I do that.