Tuesday, September 19, 2006
♥ HELLO!

TEST TEST.

Oh. So this thing is still working. Seems like such a LONG time since I last blogged. Com's been down for the whole of last week. Perfect time to be down huh, then I can really, like REALLY REALLY study.

Fine, I didn't really study for (in increasing order of amount studied) Chemistry, AMaths, Social Studies, Physics, yada yada. Uh, that's almost everything. Of course I studied for Geography. Duh. Studying Geography is the best joy in the world lah. I can't see why you people hate it so much. (Okay, I'm talking cock here... The night before Geography I was cursing like someone stole my calculator. Not like my calculator matters alot to me, but well.)

So anyway. Lots happen last week and I can't remember which comes first. The only things I remembered was singing Mary Had A Little Lamb at Ah Lian's house. No, I didn't went to an ah lian's house to sing Mary Had A Little Lamb. I meant gillian, or Ah Lian. Because the L from Lian so reminds me of--

By the way, my previous coach's name is Leonard. Eh, no link. Or is there? HAHA.

Anyway, I was saying. Last week I did lots of things which include Scrabble in the library, Boggle in the library, attempts to study in the library, eating ice cream in the library, playing Black Sesame with Ah Lian in the library, playing Blangha Seaweed with Ah Lian in the library, attempts to make the Housefly (Cang Ying = Chunying) to laugh when she's drinking water in the library, singing Lizards Slow Walk when Ah Lian is walking in the library, pointing the middle little finger in the library and so on. Basically, my life just revolved around the library, since I studied in the library till around 7.30pm every night.

Not really fruitful, duh. But I still believe I'll do reasonably well for prelims. (We have to keep hoping, right?) Nevermind, I'll bring some fruits in next time. So that it'll be fruitful. HAHA. Sorry, can't help being a little, just A LITTLE, retard.

Kind of missed blogging so much you know. For the one week without the com. I felt I could die. Sometimes I'm just bursting with things to say and type but I can't do it. Monitor's spoilt 'cause uh, the teacher chose someone else to be the monitor and it became utterly dejected and thus committed sucide? AHAHAHAHA. My god, I'm beginning to believe that maybe, for a slight teeny weeny chance, I may just be a little more retarded than Ah Lian. Nah, just joking. How can anyone be more retarded than Ah Lian? I mean, have you seen a lizard that doesn't crawl on ceilings but crawl on the floor?!

Uhhhhhh. I feel weird. Because it's 9.35pm and I'm still not getting ready for bed. Oh, 9.36pm already. Why am I still here. Because I missed blogging, lah. Lol.

Oh, you know, I was on the bus just now and I thought of this really cute name I can name my kid in future. Like, imagine if your surname and initials are the same. Then you'll go:

Hi, I am Nat. My surname is Nat inverse, Tan. My initials is TAN (Tan Ah Nei or something). I have a nice tan. I am ten years old. My hobby is to pitch tents.

ISN'T THAT LIKE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COOL?!

-_-

Okay, I conclude that my children are going to have a hard time. Number one because they have weird names. Number two because I'll make them say weird things like the above. AHA. TOO BAD. Lalalala. And number three because they'll have to learn to plant trees. Ah, I'm joking. I'll make them plant beansprouts. Because when they fail and see how ugly beansprouts are, they'll grow up not liking to eat beansprouts, just like me. :D

I feel like vomiting. It feels like spherodial weathering inside. Maybe I'll vomit out tors later. Or maybe I won't. It'll just keep weathering and weathering inside until all the banks are eroded and there's a meander inside. Uh, actually there already are meanders what. The intestines you know, they remind me of meanders. OH NO. THAT MEANS WHAT?! It's going to continue eroding and depositing and then a new straighter route will cut through?!

I DON'T WANT AN CUT-OFF IN THERE!

Maybe all those gastrics and lungs are all ox bow lakes or something. Then the part where your saliva enters your throat is the waterfall. Which was formed by ER, faulting?!

My god, you mean plate tectonics go on in there?!

No wonder I always jerk for no rhyme or reason suddenly when I'm asleep. Earthquakes. Must be. Occuring due to the not so smooth movement of the plates which result in friction and so on. MUST BE. I must remember to construct some steel frames in me. I'll start eating steel from tomorrow onwards.

NO. I CAN'T. STEEL IS A HARD METAL. I'LL BECOME A PERMANENT MAGNET IF I'M MAGNETISED. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I don't want to be stuck to the fridge and remain a fridge magnet for the rest of my life. There's almost as meaningless as being an onion in my house. (It's never been touched, cooked, or even looked at.) I'll start collecting dust and all and NO. WHAT IF I RUST. Eh no, steel don't rust. It's not like I'm iron.

BUT NO. If I'm a permanent magnet, then I can attract iron!! Then when iron oxidises, a red deposit is formed!! I'm going to rust!!!!

So what? I have to paint myself? Or use sacrificial metal. Eh, actually why do I need to care about the iron. It's not part of me anyway. It's just something I picked up.

But, I'm already so cold you know. I shouldn't be on the fridge. What if I made the fridge colder. Then all the things in there will freeze. So actually you can save electricity because you don't have to plug in electricity since I can make your things freeze. That's saving on your electricity bills since your fridge will become 200% efficient. Haha.

Therefore the average savings a month will be higher. And maybe then we'll all become happier people. :D

By the way, Mary Had A Little Lamb is a rather cute song. :D LOL.

I hope this entry is long enough. To make up for one week of no posts. :D

Bye! :D