Monday, February 26, 2007
♥ Fruits

I'll throw away the bad apples and keep only the good ones then.

That's not much time left to hold onto the bad ones anyway, the Fruit Man is driving away. Perhaps in a week's time. And I may never see the fruits again. Which is a sad thing because I like all apples, good or bad. (raises eyebrow emoicon flashed) Haha, I'm not talking specifically to you, lah, don't get confused.

No wait, I love confusing people. So let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, an apple went to another apple and confessed. The second apple told the first apple that she likes the orange actually. So the first apple went to the orange and told the orange to take good care of the second apple. But the orange told the first apple that he actually likes another orange and not the second apple. The first apple is scared that the second apple will be upset so he told the orange to keep the thing about the second orange from the second apple. But the first orange told the second apple anyway. And the second apple was so sad that it turned into grapes. The first apple was upset that the second apple turned into grapes that he turned into a banana. The first orange felt guilty and committed sucide, but failed and turned into a papaya. The second orange was left all alone being the only orange in the world and thus got depression and turned into an apple.

So now the papaya who was previously the first orange is in love with an apple. But the second apple has turned into grapes. And that's so saddening because if she had remained an apple, the papaya who was previously the first orange will have fallen for her. So she killed herself and turned into grape juice. The banana who was previously the first apple who love the grape juice who was previously the grapes who was previously the second apple was so sad that he killed himself too, and turned into banana juice.

The papaya and the apple got together and lived happily ever after. Ten years later, they gave birth to a baby fruit and named it papple, which sounds like pepper. Which reminds me, I'm kind of hungry.

My, did you really read the last 3 paragraphs. Woah, you must be really bored.

Okay, tell me if you read the 3 paragraphs okay. So that I can laugh at you. LOL. Bye!