Monday, February 19, 2007
♥ Mathematics

I finally got out of the house today; met up with Felicia who's come back to visit from New Zealand, Naomi, Sokmui and Priscilla and Yishun. And Felicia asked the question we've all been wanting to ask but always forgot to.

THAT IS WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME FELICIA COMES BACK TO SINGAPORE, WE'VE TO MEET AT YISHUN?!

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Why Yishun huh. All because of Priscilla lah, since it's so convenient for her. When out of the five of us, three of us lives in Woodlands (including Felicia). Naomi lives in Tampines but who cares. HAHA.

The thing is, Yishun is so boring because the only things you can do there is watch movies or stone in the fastfood restaurants. And I wanted to watch Just Follow Law or Dreamgirls but they don't. So we ended up stoning in fastfood restaurants.

The most desperate resort to pass our time was to bring Felicia on a tour round 7-Eleven.......

"This is our 7-Eleven. As you can see, there we have Big Gulp, which is actually just soft drink and they got Taufik Batisah to endorse it so it became Big Gulp because it's a big thing. And then over here we have Tarquitoes which is quite nice actually. It costs $1.50 each and maybe you can try it before you return to New Zealand. And then behind you there's sandwiches. Which are sandwichy. Yah. And that's the counter. Where they count money."

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Kay, but at least touring around 7-Eleven's more interesting than stoning 25 hours out of 24 hours at home. I think.

Then Priscilla went Sokmui's house for Mahjong with San Shu Gong Gary and Weilun the 10A1s guy. Do you know how good that sounds. It's practically earning money out of San Shu Gong and Weilun because duh, you think someone who gets 10A1s knows how to play Mahjong? And San Shu Gong is such a kind meaty polar bear who's just been dumped for the 687th time, he wouldn't mind losing $60 to you.

But, I can't go. TSK. April 8.

Am feeling weird. You know that kind of feeling, when you're outside, you feel like going home and then when you're home, you feel like getting out? Tsk, it's so quiet at home even blasting Si Mian Chu Ge is not helping. Feels dead. Brother is asleep, both sisters and parents are out. No idea where.

And I'm home with Ali and Sandy and Jay because I can't join them Mahjonging at Sokmui's house. :(

Kay nevermind.

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*ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

*OFFICE ARITHMETIC*
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

*SHOPPING MATH*
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

*GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

*HAPPINESS*
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

*LONGEVITY*
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

*PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

*DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE*
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

*HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED*
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Nothing to do at home. Sleep early? Nah, I'll end up waking at 7am tomorrow. Tsk.

SIAN. I want school quick!