Friday, October 07, 2005

Boo! I'm back!

My connection got cut for the past few days larh, so can't come online to blog as often as people like sssssokmui who are sssadistic by nature. Just look at how happy she is when I can't watch Red Shoes because it's NC 16. (I watched Corpse Bride instead, one day before my Geography Paper 2, which is not a good show because it's very very lame and the show lasted only about an hour and ten minutes.)

So far, the papers were, erm, okay. A Maths and Physics aren't over yet, duh. Otherwise how would I be okay?

The only subject I studied for was, erm, Social Studies, and erm, some Geography. Literature should be okay because it's easy to pass even if you don't study for it! =)

I'm damn heng for Chemistry, again. -.- I slept at 9pm the night before the test and three things I did before I went to bed were:
1) Watch TV.
2) Play checkers with my mother.
3) Play with the aircon. (somehow)

And in the morning, a few minutes before the test, I tried cramming the identification of cations and the solubility table into my mind, which I obviously failed. And then!

The Mo-tiiiii-vaaaaa-tionnnn came!

Anson promised me TWO free movies if I pass Chemistry!

And then miraculously, I remembered the identification of cations and anions and the solubility table and the solubilities of the salts prepared for titration, precipitation, adding in excess and the blast furnace!

That saved my life! Whee!

And I successfully got an avearge of 20 for my MCQ which leaves me to score 30 upon 70 in Section B to pass my Term 4 Chemistry! Yay!

I suddenly remembered my Physics textbook is in the lockers! Yay! No need to study!

-.-

It's more like learning right. -.- Like I said, what's there to study when I've theortically learnt nothing at all.

Crap. Why am I feeling so positive although it's already positive my results this term will be APNA. (All-Pass-No-As) Never mind! I just have to beat YKW. (You-know-Who) No, I'm not over confident. =) I just find him so irritating it has become a musT to beat him. =) (stupid smiley face that doesn't fit)

Today:
During the break in between the two papers, I was happily playing cards with Jo&, Chloe and YKW. We were playing Cheat. I won.

YKW: (usual shouting voice which I can't stand) Jo&! Your fault lar! She win liao leh!
Me: *stares* Just a game no need shout at her right. Not like it's her fault right.
YKW: (usual shouting voice which I can't stand) I GOT SHOUT MEH?!
Me: Got.

Game continues.

Son accidentally kicked the ball too hard and it hit me, head shot.

YKW: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
(I don't blame him for laughing at my plight, because if I were him, I will laugh at him too, maybe a little more discreetly. But wait, look at what this moron says.)

YKW: NICE ONE SON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I don't blame him for still laughing at my plight, and I don't blame him for saying Nice one, because maybe in his opinion, Son's kick was a beautiful one. But wait, look at what this moron still has to say.)

YKW: WHAT RETRIBUTION!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NICE ONE SON!!
(Now I can't stand such PETTY morons who take it so hard when I told him not to scream at girls. And thus, I got so pissed off. But I kept my cool and managed to keep back the hand that almost slapped him. Phew. I'm civillised.)

Me: Whatever. *raises eyebrow at moron*

Game continues.

Son accidentally kicked the ball too hard and hit me in the head, again! =) (stupid smiley face that doesn't fit)

Seriously, I am not angry at Son for kicking the ball into my head, because it wasn't intentional. And I don't blame him because I know he didn't mean it. Moreover, he apologised immediately after the incident. The hits won't kill, they might hurt a little, but I can still take it.

What made me mad enough to kick Son was because he created the chance to let YKW continue his ultimate-childish-acts which I obviously can't stand. Let's showcase how moronic a moron can be! =)

YKW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NICE ONE SON!

Did he think we were in a video tape? Rewind, play. How can anyone be moronic enough to give the same reaction?! Exact same words, exact same moronic expression! Amazing!

Now compare it with un-moronic people and their reactions.

Civillised person #1 Son: SORRY!!! SORRY!!!
Civillised person #2 Anson: You okay??
Civillised person #3 Jo&: Omg... you okay?

Those were the people around. Then look at what morons say!

Moron #1-and-only-1 YKW: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SON I LOVE YOU!!

Oh my. Poor Son. Amen.

Now you understand why I can't stand morons? Especially moronically moronic morons like YKW?

I'm so glad that my fellow badminton mate cum classmate cum friend's eyesight is good enough to realise how RIGHT her choice is! Anyone with eyes will choose Coach over him larh! (I bet Joan agrees...)

Tell me, which moron in this world is as moronic as our fellow moron here to print out about 20 pages of Chinese compo from the internet and claims that it's his work out of boredom?

Showing people printed compositions which he claims were written by him? GET A LIFE LAR! He would go on showing all others if I had not seen what's below the blanko at the last line on the last page. Yes, he blanko the words "Yuan Zhu: Xiao Huo Yan" (meaning adapted from blah blah) out. And then claims that the work is his, shows the work to me, and then asked for comments.

When confronted, he claims that he was trying to "bluff" me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (most unmoronic laughter)

Which moron is so moronic lar, you tell me?

Moron.

Thus, Gillian! Yes! Give it to him!!

Today is a nice day. =) In fact, everyday can be a nice day, without morons in our lives. =)

Have a nice day without morons! =)