Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Nothing's Impossible because even Impossible is spelt as I-M-Possible.

Ah... I have a reformatted com. The files are still around, but the connection now is much slower. =/ The transfer rate is practically crawling.

I can't make a new layout, tsk. Because I'm lazy to reinstall Ulead. I don't even know where the disc went. Adobe doesn't allow installation anymore. I just tried installing. Plus, I have to reorganize the idiotic playlist on Windows Media Player again because apparantly the Jay Chou list with 1002 Jay's songs is gone.

Lol. No larh, exams aren't over yet. I just don't feel like studying. One more paper left, Geography Paper 1. I'm adopting the S-attitude (Sokmui-attitude). S-attitude states that one should not be bothered about MCQ because you have a 25% chance of getting a right answer for every question even if you do not know anything about the subject. We are at a even greater advantage since we do study Geography. So, nothing to worry about, haha.

S-attitude also states that when it's the last paper left, and this last paper is not AMaths, it's equilvilant to no papers left. Because everyone will be so high they will be 101% bent on finishing the paper regardless of the difficulty level. =)

Today's AMaths was, as usual.

HAIZ.

This Haiz is extremely big because it contains all the Haiz-es I heard over AMaths today. I know how you feel lar, I'm one of you. =X I used up 12 pieces of papers for the test today. Mr Asfan looked fed up when I raised my hand for the second time after he gave me 2 pieces. Lol. The calculator was used 30 seconds before I handed up the paper, as usual, to count how many marks I can get.

HAIZ.

One day. One day I'll get an A1 for AMaths...

That day I'll be possessed by Son, using Anson's holy pen, Mrs Vijay's calculator in hand and I'll enter the exam hall with Chaitanya's nametag.

Then, THEN, I'll get an A1 for AMaths.

But then again, my anti-AMaths DNA in my body may deter this goal. To counter-attack, I may need to kill myself first.

See, I have to kill myself to get an A1 for AMaths. But if I were to kill myself, I can't take the test and so I still can't get the A1 for AMaths. In other words, it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to get an A1 for AMaths.

But hey, Nothing's Impossible because even Impossible is spelt as I-M-Possible.

Alright then, maybe if two Sons possess me, with Anson's pen, Mrs Vijay's calculator and Chaitanya's nametag I can get an A1 for AMaths.

Crap. Why do I always crap so much after an AMaths test.

But at least our exams are considered over. =) Tomorrow's the last one and then WE ARE FREE!

Sandy: Free?!

Not literally free as in no need pay money larh, moron. How can we be free. This Free refers to Freeeeeeeeeee... -spreads arms and does flying posture-

Sandy: Oh, okay. Freeeeeeeeeeeee... -spreads arms and does flying posture, accidentally falls and dies in a pool of blood-

Lol. It's sad being my imaginary friend. Sandy has to die at least once a day. Haha.

I can't blog further, left eye is sore because Dove shampoo got into it. Lol. Bye! =)