Monday, November 07, 2005

Let's celebrate the REBIRTH of me.

Instead of saving up $3 to hire Sokmui to kill the baby for me, I decided to be nice and save up $5 instead, and used the $5 to buy the poster from Sokmui! Muahahahahahahaha. (Oh my, why did I just laugh the way Sokmui do. I'm not the killer who took Jiahao's head!! NOT ME!)

And I'm collecting the ultra (X10000) shuai Jay poster of November's Chopin that I've been waiting for like hell and treasure like it's the last bit of oxygen of Earth from Sokmui tomorrow! And she better remember to bring it, or I may get so aggitated that I kill her by accident. But then again, that is theoretically impossible because you can't kill a killer because the killer will kill you before you can kill the killer. HAHA.

*right hand shakes left hand, left hand shakes right hand, congratulates myself for the 50th time*

Okay. If you believed that, you are perhaps ranked one level above YKW in the chart of stupidity. Haha. Firstly, your right hand can't shake your left hand properly. Secondly, if you still haven't realised, your left hand can't shake your right hand properly too. And lastly, I wouldn't be congratulating myself and counting the number of times at the same time.

So I'm high now, and I'm going to make sure the poster is to be laminated and stuck on my ceiling. If, I mean IF, it gets torn again, I'm not going to wait to save up $3. I'll just bite whoever tore it until he/she is completely chewed, then I'll skew the meat onto satay sticks, bbq it over fire, and then feed the sharks.

Anyway, I realised that sitting near to YKW helps in my daily work. Especially Maths. Everytime I feel like dropping to my tabletop because of binomial theorem, I wake up with a jolt because I told myself I must finish solving every example faster than YKW, more accurate than YKW, just better than YKW. And I started writing "I love AMaths, AMaths is fun, I score A1s easily for AMaths, binomial theorem is my best friend". Haha. Another thing, writing "Zhou Jie Lun hen shuai" on my hand helps in keeping my awake, because the mere mention of his name helps keep my alert. Sometimes I think I can score better if I listen to Jay's songs instead of Mrs Vijay during lessons. Okay, but that's because I score badly now. Haha.

Another reason why tomorrow will be a wonderful day, other than receiving the reason for my rebirth, is that, there is training tomorrow! Haha, okay, since when I'm so enthu about training. No lar, actually I'm just enthu about making use of the Inspiring message on Joan. Haha. One great way to make her fasterrrr. I can't stand waiting for her, I'm not like someone who waits in the bus stop early in the morning, you know. Someone lar, *coughs* Hao-- *coughs*. Ya lar, that person. Early in the morning she has to face some towering figure that is ranked #896315734618121212536546432642518374174521645174165417487615157418798375161241 in the stupidity chart. Okay, enough about him. He just pissed me off again today. =/ Never mind.

I finished all my homework today! =) Except Chem, because my practical workbook is with Joan. And my theory workbook isn't due tomorrow. Haha. But I finished Maths and Chinese! I even read the 3 chapters in the Chinese textbook which I bet no one give a damn about! =) I like this life. =)

Finished the J.D. Robb book yesterday. =) Quite a nice book, although I don't think the killing methods are sadistic enough. =X I expected more. Haha.

Have a nice day~! (today or tomorrow, depending on when you're reading this) =)