Friday, October 14, 2005

Exams are over!!

Fine I lagged.

I've the urge to start studying for Geography.

I KNOW. Stop telling me how lagged I am. -_-

Yesterday:

Went KBox with Sokmui, Naomi, Sheryl, Ann, Weisiang, Jiahao, Anson. Sheryl's treat. I sang a few songs. Mostly Jay's and Wong Lee Hom's, I was sleeping through the rest. And

Naomi is disgusting. Everyone agrees. She can't see this, HAHA. =P

We took neoprints at Cine and then headed home at 7pm.

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I'm getting senile. Yesterday someone asked me what my mother's surname was and I suddenly realised I can't remember. When I finally recalled it's Tan, I can't remember how to spell her name in full. I asked my mother when I reached home. And she gave me this look like she can't recognise me as her daughter.

Geography Paper 1 was okay. No one can possibly fail for MCQ right. I finished the paper 20 minutes early and was drawing circles on my question paper. Yah, drawing circles. I think I'm getting retard as well.

The results will be out next week. I hope I do beat YKW. =X In every subject. I don't want to lose to him in anything, I don't even want to get the same marks as him. I want to get HIGHER than him, as high as possible. =) Muahahahahaha. I'm worried most for the Ho Lan Physics duh. I must. I must. I must. I must give it to him!

Just pray that YKW calculated a distance of 6001m the car travelled after braking. And then maybe Mr Yu marks him down one more mark then me because his mistake is Ho Lan-er than mine. Haaa.

I don't know what else to blog about. I'm still half asleep by the way.

I'm bored.






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As in, very very bored.








And I can tell you are bored too. Because you're reading my blog.

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1.ARE YOU OVER 18?
* I live on the 9th floor... Which is half of 18. But if you are talking about metres, then yar, I think I'm currently 18m above sea level. Which means than if I'm a piece of land, I'm actually a hill, not a mountain yet. (can't help being retarded...) In fact, I can be over 18 anytime. I just have to write the numbers 1 and 8 below me and then I'm over 18! Ok lar fine. I'm 15+1-1+1-1 years old this year. Count that yourself.

2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
* Awww man. My cells aren't high-teched enough to be using phones. But I'll try to teach them someday.

3. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
* No duh. I never get enough sleep. Refer to sleep pattern entry some days ago.

4. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
* Hi Sandy. Stop trying to scare me. You're not Weisiang.

5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON UR BED?
* Currently? Erm, my pillow, Sandy's pillow, lots of soft toys, my blanket, Sandy's blanket and Sandy who's asleep.

6. EVER TRIED TO SKIP MEAL?
* I've tried skipping with a skipping rope. I will try meal one day.

7. GRILLED OR FRIED?
* Huh? You mean skipping rope? Erm, I don't usually cook them before skipping. You do?

8. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE ?
* I have Sandy, you don't.

9. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
* It depends. If there are worms in the dark then obviously I would be scared. Eh? That's not the point huh? Um, don't think so. I sleep in the dark mah.

10. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
* Outside the window? Where else do you hang-out your clothes? (can't help being retarded again...)

11. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
* Erm, oxygen, water, and food? *retard look*

12. THREE THINGS YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
* I'll buy 200 of those pens people sell on Orchard Road, those that cost $5 each and then part of the money goes to charity or something like that. And then I'll use those pens to do my Geography notes! Yay! Geography rocks! (The rocks have not weathered away...) Eh? The question says "three things". Hrm, So I'll buy 100 blue pens, 50 black pens and 50 green pens (for corrections). HAHA.

13. FAVORITE SONG WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPY?
* Sandy usually sings me the song entitled "Sleep-or-you-like-s**-y***". And I fall asleep straight away.

14. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
* Worms in the dark? I thought this was asked before already. But then again, I'm afraid of Worms in the light too. And I'm afraid of Worms in the Heavy too. In short, I'm afraid of worms.

15. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
* Erm. Both. I take in oxygen and I give out carbon dioxide.

16. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
* Eh, Oei, Oeiiiii and many more.

17. WHAT IS YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME?
* Sin. =_=

18. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
* Corpse Bride.

19. IF YOU WERE INVISIBLE FOR A DAY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
* I'll go to Weisiang and say: "BOO! FINALLY SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF CAN SCARE YOU!!" Lol. Or maybe I'll go shoot Hollow Woman and earn some money. HAHAHAHA.

20. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE KIND OF FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
* I'll eat the "super sushi" which after eating, I'll grow wings and fly out of the deserted island and TADAH I'm not stuck anymore! (And then I'll eat the not-super sushi to remove my wings...)

21. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL
* There she goes~ There she goes again~ Racing through my brain~ I like the tiles on the road. Pay close attention the next time you watch this commercial.

22. IF YOU'LL DIE TOMORROW, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
* I'll squeeze into the TV set while Doraemon is showing and take the time-travel machine to travel back 15 years in time to live my life over again.

23. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
* The fire extinguisher. Can't wait until the fire extinguisher also catches fire before you put out the fire right?

24. YOUR EYE COLOR?
* Black. But black is the absence of light, not a colour. Which means my eyes are the absence of light. Which means they are dark. Which means I'll be scared of them if there are worms in there. Okay crap. Why am I scaring myself.

25. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING?
* Crap. Lots and lots of crap.

26. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
* Astronaut. Stop laughing idiot.

27. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7 AM?
* I run home, stare at the clock and then say: "EH? I THOUGHT 12AM ALREADY?! DAMN IT! MAKE ME RUN HOME FROM THE BALL LIKE THAT!", and then start laughing at myself because I'm not Cinderalla.

28. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
* Red. Not from Sandy's blood lar.

29. WHO DO U WANT TO MEET?
* Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants. I've never seen a talking starfish yet.

30. HOW'S LIFE TODAY?
* I haven't read today's TODAY yet, so obviously I haven't read the LIFE section. =)

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What would you do if -

1- you find out that are being followed?
Turn around and asks what he/she needs. Perhaps he/she is just asking for directions. Then I'll give him/her wrong directions HAHA.

2- you lost your handphone in sch.?
Aw. Slap myself mentally and then cry. Nah. Why would I cry. *cries

3- the guy you dislike most says he has a crush on you?
Tell him how much I dislike him and how much he should dislike me. Or pull his hair. Or shave his hair. Or pull then shave his hair. If all fails, I'll kick the soccer ball onto his head and then laugh at him moronically.

4- you were given a flute on your birthday?
Imitate Jay and play the flute. Or play the flute and imitate Jay. I'll look retard either way.

5- you inherited a million dollars?
I'll stop playing the game because you usually win when you get a million dollars in Monopoly.

6- your annoying sibling woke you up when you were having a sweet dream?
Go back to sleep with added sugar. This will make the dream even sweeter. =)

7- your pet starts toking to you?
Give the pet to Sandy.

8- the teacher give your class a surprise test comprising 7 chapters in your science textbook?
Fail the paper. Duh. Then what? Ace it? You think I'm Anson?

9- you were to be a guy for one day?
Depends on who the guy is. If I get to be YKW for one day, I'll do my best to be not-so-moronic just to make Meigui happy. =)

10- the person you love is a gay/les?
Um. Stop liking him/her? -_-

11- you got 0/100 for you geography final year paper?
I'll make sure YKW gets -1.

12- you see Osama walking around Serangoon central?
Call Sokmui. She must meet someone who is as sadistic as she is.

13- a fairy give you a wish?
Punch the fairy to make fairy juice. Muahahahahahaha.

14- the person beside you farted during foot drill and a very fierce sir is staring at the squad?
Laugh.

15- you realise holiday is over and you havent completed a single assignment?
Erm. Call Anson.

16- some clowns kick a soccerball and hit your drink which splash on your uniform during recess?
Exchange uniforms with the clown. I don't care if it's a boy. He'll be the one wearing pinafore mah.

17- someone annoys you?
Be civillised and name the person YKW. =)

18- your hair is shave bald by the hair dresser?
Wheeeeeeee! I am Son! Now I can score A1s for Maths! (can't help being retarded...)

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ChoZ!