Saturday, October 15, 2005

Quote of the day: Do not travel beyond Singapore unarmed with insect repellent unless you want to come home three-quarters covered with evidence of how much mosquitoes love you.
Mosquitoes: *muack

Time now is 5.45pm, I'm just home from Kusu Island, lol, however you spell that. -_-

Woah. The sun is coming in through the slit in the curtains. It's blinding me, but I don't care, haha. Makes me feel 3 times more angelic than usual. (Don't give me that idiot look, Sokmui.)

I'm going Jurong Swimming Complex tomorrow with Sokmui, Naomi and Ann! Yay!

Sandy: You can't swim... You'll drown... You'll die...

Who says you have to swim in a swimming complex. I'm just going there to play with water. Besides, Ann can't swim too.

Sandy: Ann can float. You can't.

Sandy. You can't die in a swimming pool unless you're retard.

Sandy: You're retard...

I am not retard, not yet. So I won't drown. Besides, I might meet Patrick the talking starfish.

Sandy: !!! Really?! Can I go too? I miss Patrick sooooooooo much.

Moron. My imaginary friend follows me everywhere, whether I like it or not.

Sandy: Am I your imaginary friend?

Yes.

Sandy: Which means I can go?

Yes.

Sandy: Which means I'll be going to Jurong Swimming Complex tomorrow at about 12pm in the afternoon?

Yes.

Sandy: Which means I'll be swimming with you, Naomi, Sokmui and Ann?

Yes.

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Lol. I'm feeling retard.

I've been studying Geography yesterday. Really. My notes look scary. Nono, it's not full of BOOs, nor does it have 3000 pictures of Weisiang in different poses. Scary, as in, it looks something like Shih Wei's. Don't ask me why I am studying Geography when the exams are over, I don't know either. Maybe I've gotten the Yanyu-syndrome. No larh, not yet. Plus it doesn't sound possible for someone like me to get the Yanyu-syndrome no?

IMAGINE.

One morning you were walking to your class. Along the corridor you bumped into Mei Gui. You were about to say Hi, when she suddenly said:

"The Cosine Rule is A square equals B square plus C square minus two A B Cos A, right?"

And you figured Mei Gui must have a Maths test that day. Just when you're about to laugh at her, she said:

"The tropical rainforest has four layers. The top layer is the emergents. The second layer, is a interlocking canopy that blocks out sunlight from reaching the ground...."

You broke her speech by asking:

"You have Maths and Geography test today harh?"

MG: TEST?! Obviously no. Otherwise I would be carrying 250 textbooks and guidebooks with me now. I'm just trying to recall my revision work #6761 of yesterday. That reminds me, revision work #6521 is still halfway through. I'll have to finish revising Hero's Law today. Oh, my article commentary #452 is not finished yet as I have not finished checking the dictionary for the last vocabulary word...

You: Article commentary? Is that your homework or something?

MG: Homework? I never have homework. I usually finish them within 2 and a half minutes after I receive them. The article commentary I'm talking about is one part of the two hundred and twenty five pieces of work I assigned to myself everyday. That is for weekdays though. On weekends I usually do something else to relax myself..

You: You do relax yourself?

MG: Of course. I'm not a studying robot. I'll be reading last three years of newspapers within the two days, to improve my English, and also to pick out interesting articles to write article commentarys on. By now I'm already at year 1921's newspapers. I'm wondering, which other website supplies past newspapers. Oh, other than that, Ill be running---

You: FINALLY! You do exercise! Running around where? Bishan Park? Or the gym?

MG: NO! Why would I be wasting my time like this?! I'll be running through F Maths formulas through my mind, as well as the Physics laws of nature. I can't seem to remember them well enough. Hey. Why am I wasting my time here like that. I bet I've lost 300 seconds, and counting, talking to you here. I could have used this 300 seconds to solve 15 logarithms sums, or maybe 16.

You: *jaw drops* O...ok than, see you.

And then you see Mei Gui walking away, eyes still fixed on the "Explore Fun Maths" book in her hands.

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Don't I sound like a mixture of Son and Son and Son and Son. Oops. Sorry for being sacarstic.

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"I've transcended beyond the rational boundaries of man. Muahahahahahaha. I'll be transcended to become Yanyu. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'll get an A1 for AMaths and Chemistry and Physics. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Sokmui. I know you're giving me the Meigui-is-retarded look. Idiot.

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I'm bored.

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I know you are too.

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So we're bored.

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Shall we prank call GO?

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Imagine.

*rings rings*

Mr Ang: This is Anderson Secondary School. Can I help you?

Prankcaller: This is Pizzahut calling. I'm looking for KFC, have you seen her around?

Mr Ang: I believe you've dialled the wrong number. This is Anderson Secondary School.

Prankcaller: WHY MUST YOU KIDNAP KFC?! How much ransom do you want, just speak your mind. I can take the blow, I can...

Mr Ang: If you should insist, I'll put down the phone because you've really dialled the wrong number. It's Anderson Secondary School here.

Prankcaller: Okay fine, that was just a joke. This is Mac Donalds calling. I'm wondering if you've seen my Mc Flurry that left home three days ago. Boohoo. That child. When can he understand what I'm doing is all for his own good. Why must he insist on going out with Oreo. Can't he understand they are of two different races? The fries and Big Macs will look down on him...

Mr Ang: ...

Prankcaller: Okay fine, that was another joke. This is Mr Ang calling actually. I'm wondering if you've seen my evil twin who goes round picking up he phone and naming himself Anderson Secondary School.

Mr Ang: If you're a student of Anderson Secondary School, I advise you to stop this prankcalling immediately or I shall take disciplinary action against whoever you are.

Prankcaller: FINE FINE! That was another joke okay?! Can't you take a joke? WHY?? WHYYY? WHY MUST YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS? Weren't I good enough to you? WHYY? Why am I so ill-fated... Why must you do this to me... *sobs* I hate you! *blows nose*

Mr Ang: ...

Prankcaller: Gotcha! That was ANOTHER joke! I just want to express my admiration for you, Mr Ang... No words can describe how much I love you...

Mr Ang: *puts down phone*

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bye!