Saturday, November 11, 2006
♥ Archiving

I remembered writing a letter to Santa last year. And I went through the archives and found this.



Ang Mei Gui
Blk 576 Woodlands Dr 16
#09-498
Singapore 730576

28 November 2005

Mr Santa Claus
Somewhere on Earth

Dear Santa
Re: My Christmas wish
I've been very obedient this year, I know you agree. With friends like Sokmui around me, I don't think you can bring yourself to say that I swear frequently. (Sokmui swears like there's no tomorrow...) Thus, I'm sure you won't be able to bring yourself to disappoint me by not giving me my Christmas present.

I had written a letter to you in February this year regarding my Christmas wish about making Sokmui less sadistic so that I will not be in such a great danger. I know it's a little early, but I wanted to make sure you receive it in time. But then again, I'm afraid you'd have thrown that letter away or lost it somewhere. In any case, that letter is no longer important as I have a new Christmas wish now.

If I'm not wrong, I've also written a letter to you in June regarding my Christmas wish of sending Jonatha* (name kept secret) off to Mars. I just thought making Sokmui less sadistic is rather impossible. But in the letter I also mentioned, while you're sending Jonatha* off to Mars, please send Haob* (name kept secret) off to the Sun as well.

I'm terribly sorry to trouble you again, because I want to change my Christmas wish again, due to an incident that occurred today in Yishun Sports Hall.

To aid you in better understanding the grave importance of my wish, I will gladly recount the horrifying experience.

A good friend of mine, by the name of Jeremy, had just returned from Thailand. He brought us many souvenirs, along which was a box of FRIED WORMS which cost S$6. It is a complete waste of money, not to mention a insult to mankind, because men eat worms only in Fear Factor or Survivor Guantemala.

Many fellow badminton mates know how afraid I am of worms, dead or alive, fried or grilled or steamed or whatever. And Jeremy tried to scare me a couple of times, although the worm never came near me. That's not too bad though. HOWEVER, Jonathan held a worm LESS THAN 10CM AWAY FROM ME for TWO times. (explains why I want to send him off to Mars)

And Fiona, FIONA THIA KIA HUA, the HUMJI, actually ate ONE worm! I strongly believe that the worms must have possessed some supernatural powers to have hypnotised her into eating that horrible creature. The good thing is that I possess even greater supernatural powers to have resisted the hypnosis.

But the worst has yet to come. Jeremy accidentally toppled the WHOLE box of fried worms over. And they spilled, spilled, spilled, spilled, spilled, spilled over the floor. I geniunely thank gods of all religions that none of the horrible creature, it-whose-name-must-not-be-mentioned, touched any of my belongings. Otherwise, I wouldn't have the head to be writing this letter to you because I would have screamed my head off.

Thus, I will ask Santa to grant me this wish, that is to exterminate all worms/caterpillars/milipedes/centipedes from the face of the Earth. I know this is not exactly a present, but I recalled the last time I chatted with you over MSN, you said that you often chatted with God over MSN too. Thus, I will like to ask you to tell God about my wish, which is to exterminate all worms/caterpillars/milipedes/centipedes from the surface of the Earth.

I geniunely wish that you would grant me this wish. I look forward to your good news on Chrismas Day. However, in case the wish should not work out, because God doesn't approve to it, or because your com crashed and you can't access MSN, or simply because you forgot, I won't mind seeing Sokmui less sadistic, or Jonatha* being sent of to Mars, or Haob* off to Sun.

Thanks Santa! But if none of the wishes work out, I might consider saving up $3 to hire Sokmui again. No, this is not a threat. Okay, maybe it is. But rest assured I won't do a thing to harm you (Sokmui I can't say....). Lots of love and take care! (beware of Sokmui...)

Yours faithfully
Meigui

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Hahahahahaha. Christmas is coming again? My, time flies doesn't it? It's been almost a year since we last trained with Renyao and Jason the puipuipui.

Was reading through November archives. And the entries are so lame and crappy I can't believe I was the one who wrote them. I totally abhored Haob* (the way I always typed his name in Nov'05) then. Lol. I still do now though. Sometimes I hope he gets abducted by Sadistic (Sokmui's imaginary friend that's too imaginary even I forgot she exist). And then we shall never see him again.

Toast to Peace To The Ears.

Haaaaaa. Now I know why Miss Universes always say they wish for World Peace. Because it's not really a oh-so-noble thing actually. They actually have the same wish as me, that is, having Haob* abducted by Sadistic. That's World Peace (to the ears). :D

I don't know what to blog about already. Suddenly I want to go back to the time when I'm all so excited over the release of Ye Hui Mei album. Did I say Ye Hui Mei's my favourite album of all? Yah, I love Ye Hui Mei alot. I think it's 11% nicer than the other albums. The other albums are only 296 732 999 271 993 216 500 211 591 589 041 000 000% nice. An Hao's my favourite song, though Ye De Di Qi Zhang almost took its place. Almost, but didn't. There's just too much in An Hao that I can't forget.

Yao ming yue Rang hui yi jiao jie
Ai zai yue guang xia wan mei

Fa Ru Xue's my favourite song in Chopin. Qing Tian for Ye Hui Mei, Niang Zi for Jay First album, Ai Zai Xi Yuan Qian for Fantasy, Ye De Di Qi Zhang for Still Fantasy, and of course of course, An Hao for Eight Dimensions. :)

No matter how much I'm going to grow up to be less childish/less retarded/ less dumb/ less crazy, nothing's going to change about Loving Jay.

I don't want to graduate from Sec school. I want to re-live the 4 years again.

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Today's weather reminds me of the last day of mid-year exams last year. AMaths paper. And we played in the rain. Ann, Sheryl, Jiahao (the big head one) and me.

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Bye bye.